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  • Fred
    Fred wrote:
    <p>So that's how I start with WLIB nonsense... I gotta say competition is tough with No1 passion posting around...</p> <ol> <li>Spend 500 bucks in bars, clubs drinking alcohol and going back home at 6am hammered, alone and incapable of doing anything.</li> <li>Actually getting a girl and being incapable of doing anything due to alcohol</li> <li>Starting something and feeling exhausted and drunk... Why even start when you know both performers are shitfaced and incapable of having fun. Plus I gotta say isn't it just the same thing all over again... Man don't these girls all look the same after a few drinks? I actually think that past a few drinks, if there was no hormones, one might end up with a guy!!! </li> <li>Puke on her? Wait, is that a mistake... Clearly big mistake... Might kill your fun for the night... Or ignite it, if that's what she's into... Girls I need some feedback on this one!</li> </ol> <p>Funny but as I write I start to feel that my opinion is decidedly biased... I wonder if I should even write this post... Girls, this is your chance to make this right. Just help me fill in the gaps ;-)</p>
  • Pavoir Sponse
    Pavoir Sponse wrote:

    When you take a girl home from the bar, spend the evening with her and in the morning she demands 1000 kwai, but you refuse because you didn't know she was a prostitute...

  • Pavoir Sponse
    Pavoir Sponse wrote:

    or the next evening...

    ... when you are chatting with a girl at the bar, it is all going well so you offer her 1000 kwai for the night and it turns out she is not a prostitute...

  • №❶ Passioη

    did someone say No 1 Passion? Hehe... I'll pass that to my more competent associate - Uncle DD :) I'm rather more of a topic hijacker...

    so does anyone know where I can get cialis? (not viagra)

  • High Priest
    High Priest wrote:

    I guess this is a dedication thread to N0 1 Passion.

    Cialis in China? I just just read a thread here saying all these stuff are fake in China

  • Joligne
    Joligne wrote:

    what 's wrong with men being on top? I dont understand......

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

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    Hahahahaha ... I noticed my name was mentioned, but, like Julie (and we all like her, of course), I dont have a clue what this is about ...

    If it is about paying 500 for drinks, got drunk, but did not score, then I am afraid that there is nothing I can help you with ... cause I dont get drunk (or rather, I get drunk so easily that I avoid alcohol), and I dont go to bar much (I only know where is SLT after living in Beijing for 3 years), and I would never pay 500 for drinks, unless it comes with cakes and snacks, e.g. high tea at Regent ;)

    So, what's the mistake here, if even any at all? I really dont even see a problem other than a normal day-to-day scenario of a guy (in this case, Fred) got drunk, guy made a fool of himself, guy felt bad ...

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    Anyone who spends 500 kuai on drinks in one night is a ponce.

    OP, are you talking about the top mistakes of dudes you know?

  • Emmanuel M.
    Emmanuel M. wrote:

    Forget to have sex ; Pay the cab with your shoes coz' you forgot & lost everything ; Sleep in the street ; Sleep in front of your door coz' you're to drunk to open it ; Pee in your cupboard coz' you're too lazy ; Pee in your bed coz' you're too fcked up ; Pee in the bed while you sleep next to an exgirlfriend coz' you're a huge asshle ; Yell on friends or on macdonalds waitress coz' she is too slow ; Fall asleep in the Macdonalds while you're actually eating ; etc. Share your stories dude ! At least it might make Fred a bit more comfortable with his own problems

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    I drank a lot of tequila at li'l Luga's one time, tried to build a fortress with upended chairs and attempted to exact tolls from the waitstaff during closing time. I puked in the taxi just as it arrived outside my home. My ladypal had to help wash my ass after I took a shit, and the next day I dry-heaved in a urinal at the Microsoft office near Tsinghua. Then I canceled class without incident. I'm a real winner.

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

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    (continued) ... looks like you might want to report to AA ...

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    @Pear, You mean the ladypal who washed my ass that night? Nah, I think Erik would have voiced objections to his then-fiancee helping me in the shower. But they were there at Luga's. The story is funnier and less sad from their perspective, as it was all clean fun until I left Sanlitun.

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

    。。。

    Hahahahaha ... the "problem" here is that you named this thread "mistake", and you mostly talked about your silliness after you have got drunk ... you should have started from a higher but simpler angle ... like, what is the worst mistake one has ever made, or something like that ...

    No harm done ... we enjoyed you making fun of yourself :)

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    OMGWTFBBQ

    Obama x Chavez?

    Mierde! I'm hard. For socialism!

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

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    Hahahahaha ... as I said, no harm done ... you have entertained us, and we have been entertained :)

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