Discussion » Nonsense » Women are evil bitches

  • Death
    Death wrote:
    <p><strong>The Bottle of Wine</strong></p> <p>A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt. God works in mysterious ways. </p> <p>After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women drivers. </p> <p>The woman says, 'So, you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should be friends and live in peace for the rest of our days.' </p> <p>Flattered, the man replies, 'Oh yes, I agree completely, this must be a sign from God! But you're still at fault...women shouldn't be allowed to drive.' </p> <p>The woman continues, 'And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune. She hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, puts the cap back on and hands it back to the man. </p> <p>The man asks, 'Aren't you having any?' The woman replies, 'No. I think I'll just wait for the police...' </p> <p><strong>MORAL OF THE STORY:</strong> Women are clever, evil bitches. Don't mess with them....</p>
  • Brenda Liu
    Brenda Liu wrote:

    ha ha , i agree with the moral mostly : Women are clever, don't mess with them

  • K5-35
    K5-35 wrote:

    Ha, ha, good story. More precisely, I would describe women as "heartless selfish evil bitches", like myself. :)

    Are you guys aware that the latest biological research reveals that women tend to evolve faster than men, given their genetically based ability to adopt and adjust better and subtleness.

  • pommie
    pommie wrote:

    Women mutate quicker than men? O_o

    They can certainly change their minds at a moment's notice...

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

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    Hahahahahaha ... Pussy ... let's assume that your sexist comment is correct ... but even then, they are still smarter than your deek ...

  • High Priest
    High Priest wrote:

    Women are the most powerful human beings in human history. They got more privileges than men. The lady talked to God at the time of creationg while the man was sleeping. SHe talkea and saw the devil while the man was left somewhere. What they talked exacly has never been fully disclosed fully.

    Men is just tronger coz he got muscles and a dictatorial voice.

  • Simen Wangberg

    The latest biological research also indicates that go make me a sandwich.

  • High Priest
    High Priest wrote:

    One more thing, @Kyle, who is the author of this story?

  • High Priest
    High Priest wrote:

    @Tempora, here we go!

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

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    Hahahahaha ... Kyle ... watch out, steep cliff right ahead at the next corner :)

    • List item

    ... "The lady talked to God at the time of creationg while the man was sleeping" ... what time zone was the "lady" when she was talking to God? Hahahahaha ... could anyone please check this in the bible?

    Snake ... two smart references today already huh? (the other one is "Bally", which I'd bet you still have no idea what it is) ... wanna try one more?

  • High Priest
    High Priest wrote:

    @Tempora, not all men think women are bitches. btw, am sick of this unshved cat

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)
  • High Priest
    High Priest wrote:

    @Tempora you extended it, thanks for that. As a hygienic lady, I'd wish u give some lecture sometime. @PI aka BT, I wasn't talking about that, I was talking about this cat in every thread:) u see how Scott's cat is shaved?

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)
  • High Priest
    High Priest wrote:

    Pear, Oh u miss cats like that girl in WLIB CEO Dildo posted a video? U still remember? I love cat, I miss the cat, oh! I love, I love cat, I hope u won't cry as u miss ur cat.

  • High Priest
    High Priest wrote:

    Deserve cat orgy, oh IC, this why I suggested u to shave ur cat. Take time to wash it too

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    Are you guys aware that the latest biological research reveals that women tend to evolve faster than men, given their genetically based ability to adopt and adjust better and subtleness.

    I was not aware of this, and I would love to hear your deliciously pedantic explanation for how women might evolve discretely from men without mutating into a discrete species. Oh. Wait...

    But it does seem awfully counterintuitive. Historically speaking, frontiersmanship has traditionally fallen squarely within the domain of Tough Guy Stuff, for a Place on God's green Earth cannot rightly be considered Civilized until the rugged individualists have finished the Business of killing and raping savages and started getting down to the actual business of extracting Resources and exploiting Labor so as to create the necessary economic and cultural surpluses to accommodate women--be they whores or brides--and preachers.

    Methinks your partner should invite you to demonstrate this superior adaptability the next time you have difficulty opening a jar lid, @Persephone.

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

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    Hahahahaha ... Mooney ... it seems very unlikely that you are related to her in any way, so I am sure your parents will approve ...

    单独子儿 ... you would need to actually make up some rumors between you and Miss Tsang to get her attention ... otherwise, she wont return ... or, you can say her name and click your heels three times ...

  • Ataahua
    Ataahua wrote:

    hellllllllll yessssssss we fuckin are!!!!!!!!!! hah~~~~~~~~~

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