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  • Death
    Death wrote:
    <p>Dramatic topic title, I confess. But with good reason.</p> <p>I'm not afraid to admit that I'm crude, obnoxious and somewhat of an asshole - this all I can live with, as this is the person that makes me who I am. Some of my dry sense of humor may at times also be lost in translation, but I'm certainly not going to be apologetic about this either because we are all adults I'm not one to apologise for everything and anything which is misinterpretated.</p> <p>That all being said, <strong>I can not accept and do not condone people who falsely accuse others of things which are blatantly untrue. </strong>If I'm involved in banter, no matter what I say, I can live with it and accept the consequences but people who falsely accuse just to prove their point, people who lies for their own benefit I can not accept.</p> <p>Now, on to my example. I had recently posted a photo of myself eating a banana, knowing damn well that there will be some jokes made of me doing as such, and that's all fine - I dish out jokes, but I can certainly accept jokes be made to me also. It's all fair game. But one individual<a href="/profile/profile.rails?Uid=100042783"> Rafael Souza Dos Santos</a> decided to banter with me, so I played along. Then he decides to accuse me of being married.</p> <p>I have no obligation to anyone on this website to reveal my personal information, but <strong>I can say one thing for certain and that is, I am not married, nor have I ever been married and don't even intend to being married in the near future.</strong> To anyone else who I have shared personal information with (only a handful of individuals) I have not once mentioned that I was ever married. And yet, this Rafael had the balls to accuse me of such a thing about me. Again, I'm all for friendly banter, but when accusations become personal and also falsified I will not accept this.</p> <p>I have absolutely nothing to hide from anyone. What you see is what you get. But if someone is going to falsely accuse me about my personal life better be able to step up and take account for what they have said, and at the very least be able to back up their words.</p> <p>So Rafael my dear friend, where is your evidence that I am married? Anyone else for that matter? Am I truly and yet not aware. If so, please remind me as I may have replaced my brain at home. </p> <p>Below is the extract of everything which has happened to this point.</p> <p>http://weliveinbeijing.com/photos/photo.rails?Oid=374150&amp;Uid=1000013761</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <ul id="ulcomments"> <li><a href="/profile/profile.rails?Uid=100166461"> <img src="http://img.dl.e.weliveinchina.com/_ProfileImage40/40/2011/10/13/40_4020111013112211146937-100166461.jpg" alt="Michelle Pham" /> </a> <div> <p><a href="/profile/profile.rails?Uid=100166461">Michelle Pham</a> wrote:</p> <p>The picture is still here Kyle, you cant hide it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :))))))))))))))))</p> <div><small> Posted 1 days ago. </small></div> </div> </li> <li><a href="/profile/profile.rails?Uid=1000013761"> <img src="http://img.dl.e.weliveinchina.com/_ProfileImage40/40/2011/10/11/40_402011101110453152300-1000013761.jpg" alt="Kyle" /> </a> <div> <p><a href="/profile/profile.rails?Uid=1000013761">Kyle</a> wrote:</p> <p>Of course it's still there, because I didn't delete it - where else would it go?! I left it there for people like you who likes stealing bananas from monkeys. You thieving scums!</p> <div><small> Posted 1 days ago. <a data-val="58192">Delete</a> </small></div> </div> </li> <li><a href="/profile/profile.rails?Uid=1000022890"> <img src="http://img.dl.e.weliveinchina.com/_ProfileImage40/40/2011/10/13/40_4020111013165427911171-1000022890.jpg" alt="Tempora" /> </a> <div> <p><a href="/profile/profile.rails?Uid=1000022890">Tempora</a> wrote:</p> <p>Yay! Banana...</p> <div><small> Posted 1 days ago. </small></div> </div> </li> <li><a href="/profile/profile.rails?Uid=100018331"> <img src="http://img.dl.e.weliveinchina.com/_ProfileImage40/40/2011/10/13/40_4020111013084130833285-100018331.jpg" alt="SaSa&clubs;Yi" /> </a> <div> <p><a href="/profile/profile.rails?Uid=100018331">SaSa&clubs;Yi</a> wrote:</p> <p>omg i just wholesaled the BANANAS at 50p 4kg...</p> <div><small> Posted 1 days ago. </small></div> </div> </li> <li><a href="/profile/profile.rails?Uid=1000013761"> <img src="http://img.dl.e.weliveinchina.com/_ProfileImage40/40/2011/10/11/40_402011101110453152300-1000013761.jpg" alt="Kyle" /> </a> <div> <p><a href="/profile/profile.rails?Uid=1000013761">Kyle</a> wrote:</p> <p>Everyone stop looking at my banana!</p> <div><small> Posted 1 days ago. <a data-val="58221">Delete</a> </small></div> </div> </li> <li><a href="/profile/profile.rails?Uid=100018331"> <img src="http://img.dl.e.weliveinchina.com/_ProfileImage40/40/2011/10/13/40_4020111013084130833285-100018331.jpg" alt="SaSa&clubs;Yi" /> </a> <div> <p><a href="/profile/profile.rails?Uid=100018331">SaSa&clubs;Yi</a> wrote:</p> <p>........i wanna make a joke of ur banana but it won't sound smart. so i'd better zip my lips and walk away, ciao banana!</p> <div><small> Posted 1 days ago. </small></div> </div> </li> <li><a href="/profile/profile.rails?Uid=1000013761"> <img src="http://img.dl.e.weliveinchina.com/_ProfileImage40/40/2011/10/11/40_402011101110453152300-1000013761.jpg" alt="Kyle" /> </a> <div> <p><a href="/profile/profile.rails?Uid=1000013761">Kyle</a> wrote:</p> <p>I never sound smart, so please feel free to say what you want. Hopefully it will make me and my banana feel happier about each other..</p> <div><small> Posted 1 days ago. <a data-val="58226">Delete</a> </small></div> </div> </li> <li><a href="/profile/profile.rails?Uid=100018331"> <img src="http://img.dl.e.weliveinchina.com/_ProfileImage40/40/2011/10/13/40_4020111013084130833285-100018331.jpg" alt="SaSa&clubs;Yi" /> </a> <div> <p><a href="/profile/profile.rails?Uid=100018331">SaSa&clubs;Yi</a> wrote:</p> <p>tmr. let me have some sleep first!</p> <div><small> Posted 1 days ago. </small></div> </div> </li> <li><a href="/profile/profile.rails?Uid=100167389"> <img src="http://img.dl.e.weliveinchina.com/_ProfileImage40/40/2011/7/2/40_402011070213490525472-100167389.jpg" alt="Kodi" /> </a> <div> <p><a href="/profile/profile.rails?Uid=100167389">Kodi</a> wrote:</p> <p>your making me homesick</p> <div><small> Posted 11 hours ago. </small></div> </div> </li> <li><a href="/profile/profile.rails?Uid=100119332"> <img src="http://img.dl.e.weliveinchina.com/_ProfileImage40/40/2011/9/11/40_4020110911223711116179-100119332.jpg" alt="Tanya" /> </a> <div> <p><a href="/profile/profile.rails?Uid=100119332">Tanya</a> wrote:</p> <p>it looks really bad...</p> <div><small> Posted 10 hours ago. </small></div> </div> </li> <li><a href="/profile/profile.rails?Uid=100119332"> <img src="http://img.dl.e.weliveinchina.com/_ProfileImage40/40/2011/9/11/40_4020110911223711116179-100119332.jpg" alt="Tanya" /> </a> <div> <p><a href="/profile/profile.rails?Uid=100119332">Tanya</a> wrote:</p> <p>or no...that's nasty !</p> <div><small> Posted 10 hours ago. </small></div> </div> </li> <li><a href="/profile/profile.rails?Uid=100119332"> <img src="http://img.dl.e.weliveinchina.com/_ProfileImage40/40/2011/9/11/40_4020110911223711116179-100119332.jpg" alt="Tanya" /> </a> <div> <p><a href="/profile/profile.rails?Uid=100119332">Tanya</a> wrote:</p> <p>guys shouldn't eat bananas...</p> <div><small> Posted 10 hours ago. </small></div> </div> </li> <li><a href="/profile/profile.rails?Uid=100042783"> <img src="http://img.dl.e.weliveinchina.com/_ProfileImage40/40/2011/10/6/40_402011100612010624118-100042783.jpg" alt="Rafael Souza Dos Santos" /> </a> <div> <p><a href="/profile/profile.rails?Uid=100042783">Rafael Souza Dos Santos</a> wrote:</p> <p>seems a litle gay ...haha..but maybe he likes..</p> <div><small> Posted 8 hours ago. </small></div> </div> </li> <li><a href="/profile/profile.rails?Uid=1000013761"> <img src="http://img.dl.e.weliveinchina.com/_ProfileImage40/40/2011/10/11/40_402011101110453152300-1000013761.jpg" alt="Kyle" /> </a> <div> <p><a href="/profile/profile.rails?Uid=1000013761">Kyle</a> wrote:</p> <p>You know what seems a "little gay"? That a guy who chooses to make his head look like a penis by wearing a beanie calling someone gay.</p> <div><small> Posted 5 hours ago. <a data-val="58749">Delete</a> </small></div> </div> </li> <li><a href="/profile/profile.rails?Uid=100042783"> <img src="http://img.dl.e.weliveinchina.com/_ProfileImage40/40/2011/10/6/40_402011100612010624118-100042783.jpg" alt="Rafael Souza Dos Santos" /> </a> <div> <p><a href="/profile/profile.rails?Uid=100042783">Rafael Souza Dos Santos</a> wrote:</p> <p>haha..come on man i am just kidding dont be sad at me..chinese fag..do u know whats fag??haha</p> <div><small> Posted 4 hours ago. </small></div> </div> </li> <li><a href="/profile/profile.rails?Uid=1000013761"> <img src="http://img.dl.e.weliveinchina.com/_ProfileImage40/40/2011/10/11/40_402011101110453152300-1000013761.jpg" alt="Kyle" /> </a> <div> <p><a href="/profile/profile.rails?Uid=1000013761">Kyle</a> wrote:</p> <p>Are you asking me what a fag means? That's rich coming from a person who can't even construct a proper sentence. Chinese fag? Do you know what an imbecile is? Go look it up in the dictionary and become familiar with it; you can thank me later.</p> <div><small> Posted 3 hours ago. <a data-val="58757">Delete</a> </small></div> </div> </li> <li><a href="/profile/profile.rails?Uid=100042783"> <img src="http://img.dl.e.weliveinchina.com/_ProfileImage40/40/2011/10/6/40_402011100612010624118-100042783.jpg" alt="Rafael Souza Dos Santos" /> </a> <div> <p><a href="/profile/profile.rails?Uid=100042783">Rafael Souza Dos Santos</a> wrote:</p> <p>if u dont know..take a dictionary and u will see the word and by side ur photo eating a banana</p> <div><small> Posted 3 hours ago. </small></div> </div> </li> <li><a href="/profile/profile.rails?Uid=1000013761"> <img src="http://img.dl.e.weliveinchina.com/_ProfileImage40/40/2011/10/11/40_402011101110453152300-1000013761.jpg" alt="Kyle" /> </a> <div> <p><a href="/profile/profile.rails?Uid=1000013761">Kyle</a> wrote:</p> <p>Is that the best response you could come up with? Are you still walking around in diapers? I hope your mother is proud. Well done, I applaud your genius.</p> <div><small> Posted 3 hours ago. <a data-val="58759">Delete</a> </small></div> </div> </li> <li><a href="/profile/profile.rails?Uid=100042783"> <img src="http://img.dl.e.weliveinchina.com/_ProfileImage40/40/2011/10/6/40_402011100612010624118-100042783.jpg" alt="Rafael Souza Dos Santos" /> </a> <div> <p><a href="/profile/profile.rails?Uid=100042783">Rafael Souza Dos Santos</a> wrote:</p> <p>do u like brazilian banana kyle??</p> <div><small> Posted 3 hours ago. </small></div> </div> </li> <li><a href="/profile/profile.rails?Uid=1000013761"> <img src="http://img.dl.e.weliveinchina.com/_ProfileImage40/40/2011/10/11/40_402011101110453152300-1000013761.jpg" alt="Kyle" /> </a> <div> <p><a href="/profile/profile.rails?Uid=1000013761">Kyle</a> wrote:</p> <p>I thought I was doing you a favor by calling you an imbecile, but I think I over-estimated your intelligence. You've bored me enough for one day.</p> <div><small> Posted 3 hours ago. <a data-val="58762">Delete</a> </small></div> </div> </li> <li><a href="/profile/profile.rails?Uid=100166461"> <img src="http://img.dl.e.weliveinchina.com/_ProfileImage40/40/2011/10/13/40_4020111013112211146937-100166461.jpg" alt="Michelle Pham" /> </a> <div> <p><a href="/profile/profile.rails?Uid=100166461">Michelle Pham</a> wrote:</p> <p>:))</p> <div><small> Posted 2 hours ago. </small></div> </div> </li> <li><a href="/profile/profile.rails?Uid=100042783"> <img src="http://img.dl.e.weliveinchina.com/_ProfileImage40/40/2011/10/6/40_402011100612010624118-100042783.jpg" alt="Rafael Souza Dos Santos" /> </a> <div> <p><a href="/profile/profile.rails?Uid=100042783">Rafael Souza Dos Santos</a> wrote:</p> <p>humm..yes i'm not so inteligent like u ..kyle..i'm not so inteligent because i am not married like u ..and i don't betry my wife with some girls that u cheat using websites like this one that we are talking right now ..i'm not so inteligent for doing something like that..well.i prefer to be a stupid</p> <div><small> Posted 1 hours ago. </small></div> </div> </li> <li><a href="/profile/profile.rails?Uid=100042783"> <img src="http://img.dl.e.weliveinchina.com/_ProfileImage40/40/2011/10/6/40_402011100612010624118-100042783.jpg" alt="Rafael Souza Dos Santos" /> </a> <div> <p><a href="/profile/profile.rails?Uid=100042783">Rafael Souza Dos Santos</a> wrote:</p> <p>i prefer to be an idiot ..imbecile..if u think that i don't care...u are just a big shit..some body who cheat good people like u do..should feel shy ..are u proud ??because u lie to them that u are single and play with their feelings..or with ur wife's feelings..come on guy..try to think about it</p> <div><small> Posted 1 hours ago. </small></div> </div> </li> <li><a href="/profile/profile.rails?Uid=100042783"> <img src="http://img.dl.e.weliveinchina.com/_ProfileImage40/40/2011/10/6/40_402011100612010624118-100042783.jpg" alt="Rafael Souza Dos Santos" /> </a> <div> <p><a href="/profile/profile.rails?Uid=100042783">Rafael Souza Dos Santos</a> wrote:</p> <p>if u are able</p> <div><small> Posted 1 hours ago. </small></div> </div> </li> <li><a href="/profile/profile.rails?Uid=1000013761"> <img src="http://img.dl.e.weliveinchina.com/_ProfileImage40/40/2011/10/11/40_402011101110453152300-1000013761.jpg" alt="Kyle" /> </a> <div> <p><a href="/profile/profile.rails?Uid=1000013761">Kyle</a> wrote:</p> <p>I am married? Since when. Do you have evidence of this? Are you are so desperate to make a point that you make false accusations? Or let me guess, you believe what others tell you like the brainless fool that you are. Well well, this is getting interesting.</p> <div><small> Posted 15 minutes ago. <a data-val="58799">Delete</a> </small></div> </div> </li> <li><a href="/profile/profile.rails?Uid=100042783"> <img src="http://img.dl.e.weliveinchina.com/_ProfileImage40/40/2011/10/6/40_402011100612010624118-100042783.jpg" alt="Rafael Souza Dos Santos" /> </a> <div> <p><a href="/profile/profile.rails?Uid=100042783">Rafael Souza Dos Santos</a> wrote:</p> <p>more lies ..i'm not desperate..u are ..be courageus man..u are a man</p> <div><small> Posted 1 minutes ago. </small></div> </div> </li> <li><a href="/profile/profile.rails?Uid=1000013761"> <img src="http://img.dl.e.weliveinchina.com/_ProfileImage40/40/2011/10/11/40_402011101110453152300-1000013761.jpg" alt="Kyle" /> </a> <div> <p><a href="/profile/profile.rails?Uid=1000013761">Kyle</a> wrote:</p> <p>Again, I ask you. Where is your evidence that I am a married man? Don't falsely accuse someone, and then back away from your words. I'm waiting.</p> <div><small> Posted 10 seconds ago. <a data-val="58813">Delete</a> </small></div> </div> </li> <li><a href="/profile/profile.rails?Uid=1000013761"> <img id="imgcurrent" src="/photos/$cuser.ProfileImage3" alt="Kyle" /> </a></li> </ul> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>&nbsp;</p>
  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    Dipshits are a dime a dozen.

    I'm surprised you give the requisite fractional fuck to drag your profile drama into the forums, though. It's not like that clown has a reputation here.

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    @变态哥, That's because I'm confident no one will have forgotten my English name, because it is the sort of name that trolls shout into the night when they wake up in a cold sweat. I'm sure your mother has repeated it enough that it just rolls off your tongue without any resistance. Like my balls.

  • High Priest
    High Priest wrote:

    @Kyle, why are u frustrated? If you are married, you just become automatically a member of that muslim club, then if the other girl Raf is talking about is really a real one, then u can have fun at the same time! Don't u want some fun?

  • High Priest
    High Priest wrote:

    Well, as Eva asked, it might be. I suppose, he is doing a bad PR so that one of the girls he likes, told him that u are aftering her.

  • Ajantha Manohar

    As the High Asshole, aka HP, would say:  the woman is marked by evil to spread discord in the world


    When the pretty Michelle Pham wrote      :))
    the lady declared you as winner in your battle,
    and the brazilian asshole got mad
    end of the story

    Kyle is not married!!!!! because guys like him never get married. He is a Steppenwolf 

    AAaauuuuhhhh!!!!!! 

    By the way, the current Rafael´s girl tried to seduce me time ago, she was very cheap, I only needed two simple PMs to meet us face to face.... Rafael and I are milk brothers !!! we shared the same hole !!!

  • Ajantha Manohar

    Laura, PLS!! put on a short leash your new fucker. He is barking too much and pooping everywhere, bad dog!!

  • Michelle Pham
    Michelle Pham wrote:

    damn so because of my " :))" i made both of the men got mad and debate like this...

    :))))))))))))))) I should give more of this :)))))))))))))))

  • Ajantha Manohar

    Laura, What a big nice long list of fuckers you have, if you already forgot about me. 

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    Internet Tough Guy for the fail.

  • Father Of Boring

    For the record, I thought the banana picture was very secure and uncloseted.  Just a guy putting a long phallic object in his mouth on the internet...So long as you're uncircumcised, you don't have to peel a dick before you eat it, and bananas don't have smegma.  Very, very, very different.

    I also wanted to say I think the way to make someone your bitch isn't to post their chat records, it's to pimp them and take their money.  That's how you make someone your bitch.

  • Father Of Boring

    And the ridicule would be slightly homoerotic, but mostly good-natured and respectful of all parties' boundaries!  Unless some idiot decided to start actually gay-bashing, in which case he should be choked to death on a dick!

  • Michelle Pham
    Michelle Pham wrote:

    :))) Laugh at Kyle....but not declared any award to him ....!

  • 随便叫兽
  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    Godfather doesn't even read the threads. His posts are produced by drawing names from a hat, transcribing over-cooked spaghetti strands tossed at drywall, and a chain-smoking chimp with a typewriter.

  • Michelle Pham
    Michelle Pham wrote:

    @Godfather : :))

    You really can explain everything like a movie huh? Sherlock Holmes's great grandson?  

  • Ataahua
    Ataahua wrote:

    swag bro, were u white, doubt u would be so cool :PPPPPPPP

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