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  • SweetDarling素味達人
    SweetDarling素味達人 wrote:
    <p>大家一起來說笑!我先開始!昨天有個朋友發給我的笑話...在這ㄦ跟大家分享&nbsp; 呵呵</p> <p><span style="font-family: 新細明體; font-size: small;"><span style="color: blue;"><span>親條件<span lang="EN-US">&nbsp;<br /></span></span></span><span lang="EN-US">&nbsp;<br /> &nbsp;<br />&nbsp;</span>有一個英國小夥子,參加大陸「非誠勿擾」<span lang="EN-US">(</span>徵婚<span lang="EN-US">) </span>節目。</span></p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p><span style="font-family: 新細明體; font-size: small;">&nbsp;回:「<span style="color: blue;"><span>還有一個哥哥最近剛結婚。</span></span>」(數燈熄滅);</span></p> <p><span style="font-family: 新細明體; font-size: small;"><span lang="EN-US">&nbsp;<br />&nbsp;</span>女方又問:「有房嗎?婚後跟誰住?」</span></p> <p><br />&nbsp;</p> <p><span style="font-family: 新細明體; font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; font-size: small;">回:「<span style="color: blue;"><span>上一世紀的老房子;跟奶奶、爸爸、後媽、哥哥、嫂嫂一起住。</span></span>」(數燈熄滅);<span lang="EN-US">&nbsp;<br /></span></span></span></p> <p><span lang="EN-US">&nbsp;</span>女方再提問:「你什麼工作?」<span lang="EN-US"><br /></span></p> <p><span lang="EN-US">&nbsp;</span>回:「<span style="color: blue;"><span>當兵。</span></span>」(剩最後一盞燈);<span lang="EN-US">&nbsp;<br />&nbsp;</span></p> <p>&nbsp;最後一女問:「結婚有寶馬奔馳當禮車嗎?」<span lang="EN-US"><br /></span></p> <p>&nbsp;回:「<span style="color: blue;"><span>我奶奶肯定不同意,一般都用馬車。</span></span>」,女孩嗤之以鼻道<span style="color: #ff0000;">:「寧可在寶馬上哭</span><span lang="EN-US"><br /><span style="color: #ff0000;">&nbsp;</span></span></p> <p><span style="color: #ff0000;">&nbsp;泣,不願在馬車上微笑。」(全數滅)</span><span lang="EN-US"><span style="color: #ff0000;">&nbsp;<br /></span>&nbsp;<br />&nbsp;<br />&nbsp;</span>英國小夥子含淚離開現場。隔天,英《泰晤士報》頭版頭條為﹕<span lang="EN-US"><br /> &nbsp;&nbsp;<br />&nbsp;<br />&nbsp;</span>我皇室成員哈利王子,參加中國電視徵婚相親節目,首輪即遭淘汰。</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>&nbsp;</p>

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