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  • Peter
    Peter wrote:
    <p>Hi, I am looking for a regular ( not professional) but cute girl 18-25 for a photo/video shoot. 2 days. &nbsp;Location is Bejing. &nbsp; In the next few weeks. &nbsp;</p> <p>I'm offering modest pay for anyone interested. &nbsp;THis should be a good for a student looking for extra cash for easy work. &nbsp;Stand around and post with another model and get paid. &nbsp;COol right?</p> <p>message me if you're interested.</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>P. &nbsp;</p>
  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    Ahahaha, no shit.

    "You wanna be a -star-, right? But there's something you have to do for me first..."

    *unzip*

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

    ...

    Hahahahaha ... I just happened to receive this via email a few min ago ...

    Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office, but she belonged to someone else...
     
    One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up toher and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you. But the girl said NO. 
     
    Johnny said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up. "
     
    She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend... So she called her
    boyfriend and told him the story.
     
    Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, pick up the
    money very fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down."
     
    So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call.

    Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and asks what happened.
     
    She responded, "The bastard used coins!"
     
    Management lesson: Always consider a business proposal in its entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed!
  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

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    (continued) ... hahahaha ... it might be better if she said "dimes" or "quarters“ ... by the way, never remember which is which!

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