Discussion » Nonsense » "The white people SMELL" what do we smell

  • 威辣
    威辣 wrote:
    <p>据说白人有死尸的味道,因为我是白人我不能主意我的种族的味道。&nbsp;</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>So anyways i want to know what white people smell like. Apparently all white people are ignorant of this smell we have since it is always with us. There are many recorded historical texts that when people from Asia would come into contact with white people they noticed a strange odor they have never smelled before.&nbsp;</p> <p>An account by the chinese in the 15 hundreds wrote of the strange rancid smell of the Portuguese envoy. The Japanese and many other nations have written on record of our smell.&nbsp;</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>And since I am white I can not smell our smell (even on other white people), so i am curious if you could describe our smell. (^__^) &nbsp;I am very curious!</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>Also on another note I have noticed that Chinese and Asians do not have a body odor! The only times chinese seem to smell that i have noticed on the subway is their breath, and often times many go days without washing their hair and when its under my nose i can smell all the dirt and oils on their head (this is normally migrant workers) &nbsp;</p>
  • pommie
    pommie wrote:

    White people in China end up smelling of gongbaojiding.

    That stuff's coming out the pores after a few weeks.

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

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    Hahahahaha ... not true ... Asians including Chinese also have body odor ...

    Pete ... care to reveal how tall are you?

  • Fabian Kollen
    Fabian Kollen wrote:

    my cock smells very sweet.

  • Ole-Marius
    Ole-Marius wrote:

    Only theory that I can come up with is that maybe the west started using soap articles before. When using soap, the natural oils that our bodies produce are removed, and the body reacts by boosting the production of this oil. If people use only water, the smell will go away after a while, though you'd probably get paranoid about your own smell as it's so "wrong" from what we've learned.

  • Micky
    Micky wrote:

    I don’t mean any harm, in China the white smells good while the black smells bad. But one thing holds them together in Chinese nostrils; - we all smell but Pete what you smell like is what I really don’t know. I’ll simply agree with those that said you smell like gongbao-chiken or beef.

  • Joligne
    Joligne wrote:

    smell like rotten cheese ! better to change ur eating habbit ~ some whites doesn't have bed smells it's all depends on what do they eat.

  • Joligne
    Joligne wrote:

    smell like perfume!~ all  whites use perfume even their spouse can not recognize their smells . that's why their wives would  have affairs with other guys. cos she confused their husbands' smell with other men. 

  • Joligne
    Joligne wrote:

    warepanther! shifter ~

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    Something here smells like 臭豆腐 or 阴道病.

  • Joligne
    Joligne wrote:

    whites can smell really bad.  especiall after they eat cheese and drink lots of wine together. !~ would smell like 臭豆腐 or 阴道病 definitely!~

  • Saint - Spartacus

    咯咯, 像楼主如此装逼人士,味道应该和臭鸡蛋臭豆腐不是一个档次。。。 。。。偶想到呕吐出来再经过发霉效应10天之后的味道。。。。。。

  • Ataahua
    Ataahua wrote:

    cadaver? LMAOOOOOO who told u that, op? personally like man smells like temptation~~~~~~~

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    Cheese and wine make people smell like 臭豆腐 and 阴道病? I guess one might come to believe that if their only prior experience of cheese and wine are 包皮垢 and Great Wall.

    Actually, I've been indulging in some rather nice Peking Grey cheese and export-ready Changyu. I still only smell like 大麻. Thank you, Demeter Fragrance Library!

  • Joligne
    Joligne wrote:

    trash always smell like trash no matter how much frangrance u used to cover ur smell!~ nothiing can change ur toxic stinky nature!~

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    That's right, Pete! But do so in an informed manner. In this friendly spirit, I'm offering Joligne a rare opportunity sample the fragrance of my frumunda cheese. Come over to my place for a dutch oven and then you can start cracking wise about the scent of my crack.

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

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    (continued) ... I jusrt remembered an old commercial about 妇炎洁!

  • SweetDarling素味達人

    世界上每個人身上的味道出於他(她)個人飲食、衛生與健康問題,一般正常又講究衛生的人,身上是不會有怪味道的。

  • Joligne
    Joligne wrote:

    @castrated Dando:

     LOL seriously ?  is that a formal invitation.  u r so impressionable and vulnerable filthy creature.  so pathetic and sympathetic~  u r totally fucked up. 太监就是太监, always sway from one side to another side.....

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    That was a formal invitation. Why do you have to be so vile?

    Some people just have no sense of class.

  • Joligne
    Joligne wrote:

    @ castrated Dando: 

    a shitty sloppy, crappy walking dick and living meat like u are not matched with "class" . people would like being mean to junky like u. in addition, dont forget u started all these bullshit . i  have to stand up by all means no matter how many times do I have to slay zombie like u .  blam urself !~  ur mentally twisted pervert~

  • 随便叫兽
  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

    。。。

    (continued) ... Dando ... you are not even using any brain cell, I envy you ...

  • Joligne
    Joligne wrote:

    @ castrated Dando:

    is this cat fixed too just like urself ?  just let u know, u picking up a fight, there is no surrender in my dictionary. u better be prepared  wrecko!

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    @DD, Gotta keep things fair, y'know?

    @Joligne,

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

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    (continued) ... hahahaha ... you are cordially invited to see what she says on my profile ... I have a date with the toilet ...

  • Joligne
    Joligne wrote:

    i believe in fairness, u r the one who break the balance !~ kneel ~

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    @DD, I did. I prefer the smell of the dutch oven.

    I've noticed that you get disowned of your nationality by rabid mainlanders quite frequently. I hope that's not because of your relative tolerance for 洋鬼子 like me.

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

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    (continued) ... back ... and I think the toilet smells better than Pete ...

    You mean "disowned" of my Aussie-ness? Yes ... I refer you to go back to what LL and MagicClit said ...

    [5 minutes later] ... apparently, I am now an Australian spy ...

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    No, I meant your hyphenatedness. You clearly meet all the linguistic, genetic, and cultural criteria of being Chinese, and your Aussieness is unquestionable, but I see the mainlanders are always referring to you as a spy, cultist, counter-revolutionary, etc.

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

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    (continued) ... yes ... and if we rewind the clock to 100 years ago or so, I can be Mr Sun ... except that I dont speak/write Japanese ...

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

    。。。

    (续)。。。没有“蚊不叮”,就只好关窗!

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    Haha! Point well understood!

  • Joligne
    Joligne wrote:

    本以为你是假样鬼子, 原来是真的。 既然如此。 日后也不再骚扰了! 88

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    As long as the qualifiers of Han identity remain subject to the dissolute bigotries of people like Joligne, the West is not threatened by a rising China.

  • Joligne
    Joligne wrote:

    @ Dando , i see u r still not over this fight.  american's fall is not threatened by any other country as well, it corrupted from inside. that's why trash like u been thrown to China looking for new opp to survive.

  • Joligne
    Joligne wrote:

    黄种人你也没吃过吧。 估计蒸熟了都差不多吧。 广东那边不是很多吃死孩子的吗? 好像跟炖熟的鸡肉差不多。 想起来就觉得恶心, 好想吐啊!

  • Joligne
    Joligne wrote:

    你说的胎盘是紫河车粉吗? 不会是新鲜的吧, 好恶心

  • Ajantha Manohar

    @Joligne, heya Biatch!! r u trying to steal protagonism from me, the real foulmouthed troll of this forum?? 忒他妈傻

  • Joligne
    Joligne wrote:

    @ mini yes sir, dont understand ur english , trying to steal what from u ? i dont even know u .  chill out !~

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

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    (continued) ... Pete ... in this particular case, it is more like someone is on Dando's trail ...

  • Joligne
    Joligne wrote:

    i think uncle DD is quite on dando's trail...... talking pretty much the same thread.......

  • Joligne
    Joligne wrote:

    太恐怖了, 你吃 那个干嘛啊。。。。。 养颜, 看过三更二之饺子吗? 里面那个老太太都60多了看着还跟30岁一样。。。。。。

  • Jenny&King
    Jenny&King wrote:

    Dando you make me lol to die......i envy you too....hahahaha

  • Joligne
    Joligne wrote:

    why envy him ? really doont get a clue .......

  • Jenny&King
    Jenny&King wrote:

    he can rebelt OP without ::::::::::叮噹叔叔 (漢奸。奴才)

    叮噹叔叔 (漢奸。奴才) 写道:

    发布于 2 小时前

    。。。

    (continued) ... Dando ... you are not even using any brain cell, I envy you ...

  • Joligne
    Joligne wrote:

    still dont understand .... why both of u envy him, ?  cos u think he put funny images here ?

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

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    (continued) ... Jenny ... be a good girl, go home if you have finished work ...

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    @Joligne, i see u r still not over this fight.  your cunthurt is not exacerbated by any other troll as well, it corrupted from inside. that's why trash like u been thrown to Dando looking for new OP to derail.

  • Jenny&King
    Jenny&King wrote:

    hahaha i am good, already home ^^ waiting to talk to you later .......Uncle....have a little thing.....^^ wait for ya online.......dinner time now^^

  • №❶ Passioη

    Trollsome Wonders!

    I understand greens like me and astaroth should stay away from these issues else we could easily be mistaken for veges. All non-greens, bear with me

    @ Joligne - You should understand certain things since you're pretty new around here. Though Dando Z may be an overly expressive troll, he's still a respectable pervert and the only of his kind. So learn to take a joke you masculine racist fitchy snitchy glitchy bitchy witchy freak

    @ Pete, Apologies on behalf of all certified trolls taking this thread way off topic. I have a serious idea as a source of a real answer. Wait at TianAnMen Square under the pic of Chairman Mao on 10.1, all the yellow people will queue up to smell you one by one... Don't forget to hand us questionnaires in the process.

    Bobby Bollox - Mickey is a black man just lacking what to say yet finding it hard to stay away. You know.. Forum Addiction, I was there too ; Cool it baby

  • Joligne
    Joligne wrote:

    @ 变态小太监Dando:  u dream , who do u think u r , do u really believe that the whole world is waiting for ur salvation of a chance derailing me ?  what the hell fucking problem with u!~ go get fucked . u disgusting queer !~

  • Joligne
    Joligne wrote:

    @№❶ Passioη :

    u guys doing back ups for each other. i dont see he is respected by any Chinese. no one really cares abt what he said , he is only good at personal insulting. like u did. this site will be much better and popular without people like you. you masculine racist fitchy snitchy glitchy bitchy witchy freak.( jsut put ur words in to your mouth).

    i may new here dont know u guys well , but i certainly dont take shit from anyone like u!....

  • 随便叫兽
  • Joligne
    Joligne wrote:

    actrually , i dont want to be here anymore !!  U stay !~ good bye !

  • High Priest
    High Priest wrote:

     

    Joline: actrually , i dont want to be here anymore !!  U stay !~ good bye !

    One more soul is gone! Viva the bullies!

    Hmm well, being white, black, green, yellow, blue or red, one should know how to maintain a good hygien to not smell or to smell good.

    I still wonder what technic most philippinos, especially their girls:) clean and no odor at all. I'd say the most neat girls in the world. It's just me. Anyone have gone with pinays?

    High Priest

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

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    (continued) ... hahahaha ... Snake ... getting old, getting slow, why did you wait for 20+ minutes? By the way, you can bet that Joligne is not gone ... she is still here ...

  • Joligne
    Joligne wrote:

    how do u that  ding dang shu shu ? wo zai zhe li qian shui na , wahahahahaha !

  • High Priest
    High Priest wrote:
  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

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    (continued) ... Snake ... you are going to stick it up your ass?

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    @Moon,

  • High Priest
    High Priest wrote:

    WLIB CEO Dildo, no at ur wife's ass man he he, I'm sure she misses it

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

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    (continued) ... Snake ... you will need to do better than that ...

  • Joligne
    Joligne wrote:

    haha , r u going to install that thing on stinky white people ?

  • Ms. Stephanie
    Ms. Stephanie wrote:

    Oh boy! kulo。。30一个胎盘。。。多恶心啊。。 @____@!!

    Don't ever argue with a girl, be classy! 

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    @Moonie, are you awake and still looking for a fight? Joligne is still in orbit on the other side of the planet. I have time for you now.

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

    。。。

    (continued) ... Dando ... same moon? or different moon?

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    @DD, Hell if I know if she's the Pink Floyd album or the song by Creedence Clearwater Revival.

    BTW, I always thought the lyrics to the latter were, "I see a bathroom on the right".

    Now, "Excuse me while I kiss this guy." That is, the OP. Pete, this thread is brilliant.

  • Micky
    Micky wrote:

    @Bobby & Passion ..I think you guys misconstrued my point. Let’s face facts, no matter what the whites smell like, you’ll never see a Chinese person close her nose when he passes by. But even a black man uses the best perfume a Chinese will close his nose. But I said it that we all smell. Come on bros, stop being too sensitive. Besides,@ passion, I am not addicted to any forum I am convinced that you're more often here than me. and just as someone mentioned upstairs, if Pete had made a slight mistake and mention blacks, this forum / thread would have been on fire.

  • Jenny&King
    Jenny&King wrote:

    hahaha Poor peter ....every single of his thread rolling in to deep fight.....

  • Jenny&King
    Jenny&King wrote:

    hahahahaah good good give each of you a sticker...

  • Saint - Spartacus

    Perfume Temptation erase nature effect 

  • Saint - Spartacus

    they smell ''erasehead baby''

  • Mari Vidste
    Mari Vidste wrote:

    @Saintro, where can I download the smell track to Eraserhead? I want to smell that baby while popping 人肉 capsules.

  • Loo
    Loo wrote:

    White people smell like white people smell.There is nothing quite like it.../

    They have strong body odor.,so they come up with an idea to wear perfume...

    Gee,,,,,.

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    Body odor is largely influenced by major histocompatibility complex (MHC) molecules. These are genetically determined and play an important role in immunity of the organism. The vomeronasal organ contains cells sensitive to MHC molecules in a genotype-specific way. Experiments on animals and volunteers have shown that potential sexual partners tend to be perceived more attractive if their MHC composition is substantially different. This behavior pattern promotes variability of the immune system of individuals in the population, thus making the population more robust against new diseases.

    One study suggests that body odor is genetically determined by a gene that also codes the type of earwax one has. East Asians (those of Chinese, Japanese, Korean, and Vietnamese descent) have the type of sweat glands that even after hitting puberty still don't produce the chemicals found in the perspiration of other ancestral groups. East Asians evidently have a greater chance of having the 'dry' earwax type and reduced axial sweating and odor. This may be due to adaptation to colder climates.

    (source: wikipedia)

    Anyone wanna help promote biodiversity?

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    "Who has been the #1 (and only) supporter of banning mating within your own race?"

    I can't remember, but I might venture to guess it's someone who thinks their botched experiments in humor warrant special acknowledgement.

  • pommie
    pommie wrote:

    You gotta love that new white-person smell though.

  • Jenny&King
    Jenny&King wrote:

    Pear Blossom

    Pear Blossom 写道:

    发布于 12 小时前

    they always take care of their smell. chinese should learn that spirit.

     

     

     

    we have that spirit since old times ......remember we have "yan zhi shui fen" 胭脂水粉。。。That make girls smell good and that all man made ---hand made of differents flowers...........which i know how to use nature flowers and plants  to make  you smell good without Chemical perfume and  your skin  will love it........

  • Jenny&King
    Jenny&King wrote:

     

    。。。。。。。I am useing it now ^^ that way really good to relex your skin  and relex your mind after a day long work.....really enjoy and smell good......

  • Jenny&King
    Jenny&King wrote:

    Hot water with ginger=cook ginger with water then use it to warm your feet...this can make your blood warm and after you sweat...that means your blood circling  is good...and keep doing it your winter will gone. expecially for girls who are afarid of cool.

     

    and also hot water with rose and drop some special oil in it that part make your skin smile and smell good...

     

    And Attaining the aloe juice or mashed Sassafras body. . . When you are using it maybe it smell bad. . But after a very refreshing wash. . . that smell Very fresh. . 

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