Hahahahahaha ... the same answer I have been giving since 2005/2006 ... my wife :)
Making sure that people of the world all learned to be more courteous, considerate, and civil. There are too many people who are assholes, and who lack courtesy and civility, and consideration of others. I really think people need to make others "wise-up". (p.s. i'm sure i'll get a lot of negative responses to this one)
(continued) ... hahahaha ... not from me ...
@Pete, keeping in mind your other commets... wouldn't you prefer be gynecologist? O_o
(continued) ... or a "hair" stylist?
I'd stick with my day job; the hours are pretty sweet.
Pete, just do it. Go to Vietnam and be a Gynaecologist or an English teacher even
[...] women go to the gynecologist if there is something wrong with their 阴道.
If this is your fear, You will be glad to know that women (at least in the countries with Socialized Medicine) visiting the gynecologist regularly for a check-up. Prevention is better than cure -Más vale prevenir que curar- ;)
A lot of healthy european vaginas are waiting for your care， 太牛屄 huh? :P
I actually went to that party (above). It was not as good as it looks. The only upside was that the girls were all, in fact, transvestites. Which if you look closely, you can tell by the picture...
No, I went to the party; they were definitely transvestities. We had a party back at my place afterwards.
Let's just say that I had a lot of dick in my mouth.
Rockstar, and how so very un-rockstar you are, has it not occured to you that your question invites people to take the piss?
Do you not think it is possible that even though they gave willfully silly answers on an internet forum they still might, just possibly, have a social conscience?
Finally, you must realize that people knowing the difference between your and you're would do a lot for starving children?
Actually you are quite Rockstar, if that Rockstar happened to be bloody Bono...
(continued) ... heehee ... you kids just reminded me of an old old song ...
"It's my party, and I'd cry if I want to, cry if I want to ... you would cry too if it happens to you" ... yes, it is way way old ...
(continued) ... hahahaha ... since I am already classified as "selfish" because I want to care for my wife ... and fairly recently "traitor to Chinese", previously "illogical" and "no sense of culture", plus at least a few dozens more ... well, it's your party :)
Well mankind is a bit of a cruel beast Rockstar.
If you really want to know the two causes I would devote my self to, politically speaking would be alleviating absolute and relative deprivation via socialism.
And ending the war on drugs, which is responsible for hundreds of thousands of deaths.
Just better not eat to much into my wanking time though....
Like Kanye says -- Pussy and religion is all I need.
No wait, that's not right, I'm not even religious.
Real answer: if I had any scientific skills at all, I would devote my life to finding an affordable alternative source of energy for the world to replace oil. Energy insecurity and oil obsession is responsible for most of the world's political problems since the end of the cold war, and it's the number one cause of environmental damage and climate change. If we stopped needing oil, we would solve dozens of the world's biggest problems all at once.
But I'm not a scientist and I have no idea how any of that shit works. So I'll go back to my bread & butter: overthrowing authoritarian governments. It's good fun, and good for you too.
So: pussy and revolutions.