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  • №❶ Passioη
    №❶ Passioη wrote:

    By opening this, you agree to the terms and conditions. The weather is getting cold and so is the forum So we've chosen a few FFs for u to filter for the WLIB records. Pls cast your votes in a civilized manner. Disclaimer - Virtual impressions are not usually accurate. Here we go...

    1. Most Active Troll of all time. And the nominees are:

    Dando Z
    Scott
    Thorstan Fries (retired)
    Adolfo
    Moonriver
    Jenny&king
    High Priest
    Ada Queen
    BedTyger
    Saintro L

    2. Top Coolest / Reasonable Person(s). And the nominees are:

    Kodi
    Kevin Chen
    Uncle DD
    Poetry Passion
    Nikki Baby (Retired)
    Lao Lee
    Astaroth

    3. Best Attention Whore of all time. And the nominees are:

    Ayiela
    Ami (almost retired)
    Alexandra Zheng
    Harmonious (retired)
    Stone
    Nikki Baby (retired)
    Sinikka (retired)

    4. Most Funny interesting person. And the nominees are:

    Ming (Retired)
    Carlos
    uncle DD
    She
    GodFather

    5. Best Fake Profile. And the nominees are:

    LL
    PAUMOG
    mini Yes Sir

    6. Greatest Enemy of freedom. And the nominees are:

    Dudu
    PAUMOG
    Undermoonlight

    7. Hottest Female (not by thin legs and skinny butt). And the nominees are:

    Sally
    Kate
    Wei
    Yaya
    Iris
    Rose
    Joanna
    Caroline

    More results will be released after the feel good

    8. Hottest Male (not by yellow hair, blue eyes and hairy chest). And the nominees are:

    The War (John Constantain)
    Poetry Passion
    Ole-Marius

    P.S: I should have been on that hot list but they said I was too short, too this, too that... Anyway, pardon us if we missed anything / anyone, you can add them on your vote. New categories will be released after the Feel Good!

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

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    Hahahahaha ... you can add one more into your group five ... Terminator ...

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

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    (continued) ... №❶ Passioη ... I dont think any of the fakes heard you :)

  • Aurélien
    Aurélien wrote:

    Dando Z, in all categories because fuck yes.

  • №❶ Passioη

    @ Lao Le.. Apparently you should have landed in the first category... there must have been a mistake by the judges. We'll sort it out in the next review

    @ Uncle DD - God save them all if they don't hear... they might forget their real faces at home when / if they come out for the feel good friday :

    @ Scott - Some fine young men were left out (Pete Mcbrostein, Kyle, Terminator, Afroman etc). The judges are working on a category where they best fit :D 

    @ Terminator - not "whores" but "attention whore",.. there's a big difference ;

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

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    (continued) ... heehee ... I am waiting for the next chapter, i.e putting a price on the guys in group one and then pimp them out :)

  • Kent Løset
    Kent Løset wrote:

    Ole is nominated for hottest male and I'm not? We're twins!! >:-|

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    OP wins Lame Username Listmaker award.

  • Amalie Sæverud

    all the hotties have no links, are they your private collection? or future wife lottery pool?

  • Jenny&King
    Jenny&King wrote:

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  • №❶ Passioη

    @ Afro / B - Constance looks hot... but we included only the females we've met and confirmed their identities and hotness... BTW, the links were omitted to protect them from the top 3 WLIB pervets of all time (Vonschell , Allen Vonschell , and Vonschell@ ) the Vonschell Trinity

    @ Kent hehe, twins indeed but just too identical to be true... we may have to get clearance from the CIA that the 2 Losets don't breath with the same nostrils...

    @Dando Z - Oops, I don't know which one included your GF as an AW nominee... The judges were off their meds for sure. Don't get mad at them

  • №❶ Passioη

    you mean the female or male? :P

  • №❶ Passioη

    Good idea.. I hear the phrase "She is hot" all the time... but if "She" was always a cartoon everyone want's to eat up, that would be a bad idea...

    Just a thought

  • №❶ Passioη

    hehehe... Not you, Your profile Pic... it's not the cartoon version that may show up at BarBlue tonight ;) correct me if I'm wrong

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    @Passion, You know I'm undateable. Anyway, while you're off your meds, do you think I can have some?

    Really, though. Every month or so you make a thread that's little more than a list of popular WLIB personalities, with your editorial comments attached. Like the dating auctions.

    Look at you, being so meta.

    @Scott, "Egyptian rivers and whatnot." You magnificent bastard. You know poor Moonriver will never get that one.

  • Ole-Marius
    Ole-Marius wrote:

    @Kent: I work out, you eat cheeseburgers ;-)

  • Kevin Chen
    Kevin Chen wrote:

    Guinness beer! 

    my love

  • Jenny&King
    Jenny&King wrote:

    you twins now look absolutely not the same haha

  • Pavoir Sponse
    Pavoir Sponse wrote:

    Such brotherly love, from now on I'm carrying a cheseburger with me, whenever I bump into either twin I can offer it up with, 'I'm stuffed, you wanna finish this,' and so forever ending me getting their names wrong, EVERY FUCKING TIME!

  • Amalie Sæverud

    Or Carlos can smash the burger on both their T-shirts, so if they take off their T-shirts, we will know who is who or who is lying!

  • Pavoir Sponse
    Pavoir Sponse wrote:

    Good Idea B.

    So watch out Kent, Ole- whichever of you is which- next time I see you, I'm gonna smother you both in (McDonalds) burger...

  • №❶ Passioη

    "undateable" Dando Z - seems you've been stalking me to know so much. I'll try to rest my tipsy head comfortably believing you don't know the colour of my 'underwear'.

    @ All -  Someone please do something about Alexandra Zheng . The judges haven't come up with a most suitable category for him / her. SuperTroll + AW? French Dick Freak of the Year? Sounds like the reincarnation of Mini Yes Sir, A counter attack on LL / PUAMOG's Anti-LaoWai Ideologies... Any suggestions?

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

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    (continued) ... somehow I think "she" is a fake account, artificially created from the recent discussions of Chinese girls returning from France ...

    I have never been to Lyon nor France (though someone has been talking about going there one day ... ahhhh) ... but I see no logic in trying to find new Lyon friends on a web site based in China, that's got little to no chance ..

    ... therefore, I think she falls into the "fake" group ... but next thing you know, to prove that "she" exists, "she" might show us her naked photos?

  • Silje Linnerud

    DD, she'd better put the naked pics with a bunch of Lyon guys, so we would see the "naked truth". 

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

    。。。

    (continued) ... heehee ... you just want to see the naked guys in Lyon ...

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    @Passion, If evaluating someone's behavior on the forum is stalking, then wuts dis thread 'bout?

    Seriously, though, you do seem to be falling into a pattern of lurking for a couple of months, and emerging to give your "reviews" of the regular posters. What the fuck are you doing while you're in Shanghai? Reading WLIB Troll's Digest?

  • №❶ Passioη

    @ Uncle DD & Cipherie - True, hehe if X will be kind enough to co-operate with the judges... next release come with nude pics... 

    @ Dando - Oops, do change my "stalking" up there to "advanced stalking"... I didn't know you actually managed to stick a GPS device in my "ass" to know where I am... God help me

    This is just a troll's troll and you happen to be onboard which proves upstairs right hehe. New categories will be released soon and I spoke to the judges to look upon thy positive works... You do deserve to be in all categories by my singular analysis though..

    BTW, I'm in Beijing.

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    The key word is "while you're in Shanghai," buddy, and if you have to inform me of your present location, wouldn't that seem to mean I'm less than enthusiastic about jamming electronic tracking devices in your "ass"?

    Why would you put quotation marks around "ass" anyway? Is it a so-called "ass"? Does it only function ironically?

    Or maybe you just don't have an asshole and actually can't shit, and that's why you create troll-ranking threads so you can vicariously experience the excitement of a Real Live Internet Argument through the tireless repetition of your meta-trolling schtick.

  • №❶ Passioη

    Hehe... Dando Z - if you must know, My "ass" is like your "While" and "Shanghai"... That means it's derived and may not depict a meaning as the word commonly represents. 

    if this was your English language class, you'd bet well people like me who speak 8 other languages wouldn't do great... But like you imply downstairs, I can't shit... so the word "asshole" is better associated with you (People who can shit :) 

    Remember, it's not such a bad thing to be a Top Troll ;)

  • Jenny&King
    Jenny&King wrote:

    i am still thinking a you count the number or do the research for your post ? it is not right at too many aspects.

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    Please expose to the rest of the Internet the secret metaphorical meaning of your "ass". I'm having some difficulty penetrating it.

    Somebody, bring me a shoehorn or a spatula.

  • №❶ Passioη

    @Jenny - Rather than a count you would do well competing with Dando Z for that Top Troll Award... but he's already winning though...

    @ Dando - Sure I'll help you out... "ass" can be a hoofed mamal like a donkey ("Jesus rode an ass")... In urban language it could mean "self" (as a suffix), it could mean "pussy", "anus", You can also be said to be an "ass"...

    I'm convinced beyond reasonable doubt you're not having difficulties penetrating it anymore ;

  • Jenny&King
    Jenny&King wrote:

    i am not mean to do that , and i think there r still some people r more active than me ,really.....

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    Yes. Thank you for relaxing yourself long enough for me to gaze into the deep nuances and cavernously accommodating circumlocution that is your "ass". It is all clear to me now. Clearly I was in error to confuse the animal "ass" with your posterior "ass". Forgive me. The resemblance should be forgivable, especially in dim light.

    I'm so glad we've got Passion here to arbitrate the differences between trolls like Jenny&King and reasonable people like Astaroth.

  • Jenny&King
    Jenny&King wrote:

    haha yea, you really have that passion , so what is the result? Dando 

  • Jenny&King
    Jenny&King wrote:

    and why you guys have that much passion to troll  a long song ............hahaha 

  • №❶ Passioη

    @Jenny - hehehe,...You could do us a big favour by listing those "more active" yet unlisted trolls :) many thanks for the community efforts...

    @ Dando Z :D You're so interesting, I would have the judges review what Troll-less edges Jenny&King has over Astaroth... Then a new list will come shortly after ;)

    But as for the first item, I think (and I only think) the judges will hold their stance :)

  • Jenny&King
    Jenny&King wrote:

    i don't want to count, it is not my job, got to go out now, you on your own,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

     

    and what do you mean : i would have the judges rewiew that Troll-less wndges Jenny&King  has over Astaroth...............?

  • Jenny&King
    Jenny&King wrote:

    and your list some people are also can be both activite & reaposible &.....

     

    parallel name, and describe........

  • №❶ Passioη

    @ King - Dando Z is the english language expert here... So I'll pass him the honour of explaining to you what "i would have the judges rewiew that Troll-less wndges Jenny&King  has over Astaroth" means... 

    Answering downstairs - Just like TsingDao can be bottled and canned, so do some people fit in more than 1 category. Are you a drinking person Jenny&King?

  • Jenny&King
    Jenny&King wrote:

    After doctor said :no more smoking, no more alcohol, no more sweet, no more cake,no more ice cream,no more soft drinks, no more.............pills&pure water&vegetables become my meals................All the time......么の,越来越操蛋。This is from my profile

  • №❶ Passioη

    @ Terminator.. hehe P.S: "Stone" =  "Rokoloko"

    Latest additions:

    9. Most frequently changed names of all time (unstable identity issues)

    10. Biggest Senseless Topic Makers of all time.

    11. Top 5 worst profile pictures

    :D Watch out for the next release ;)

  • Ajantha Manohar

    WOW!!! You flatter me, @Passion, but I'm not gonna suck ur dick. the faggy is @HP

  • Saint - Spartacus

    only three for the hotest male list ?

  • Ajantha Manohar

    For the sake of the holy cunt, there are no hot guys on this website, but here http://www.xvideos.com/ you can find some hot guys, write ¨Mandingo¨, he is my big brother 

  • High Priest
    High Priest wrote:

    @№❶ Passioη,so when is the deliberation? And which category do u put these people into? Ms Stephanie, Coco, Micky, Minimy, Evanescence.

    Is there anyway I can desist? As I think competing with the likes of Dando, there's no way I can defeat him. 

    Please advice

    High Priest

  • Saint - Spartacus

    @ Mini Yes Sir, that's what i use for gay-V 

  • Ajantha Manohar

    there's no way I can defeat him. 

    @HP, Ur daddy didn´t teach u that The important thing is to participate??
    Don't worry, @Passion is a cool guy and he can create one special category for you. They can be: bigot or PRETENTIOUS moron. SO, Which one makes u feel shufu??

  • Ajantha Manohar

    @Saintro. L, Do women get turned on by gay male porn? Like us by lesbian porn... wow!!! I didn´t know it  

  • Saint - Spartacus

    now u know it

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

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    (continued) ... and now we can perhaps guess the secret of BedTyger, he shows his gay video to girls ...

  • Ajantha Manohar

    @DD, u r right, @BT is a real fan of pegging sex

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

    。。。

    (continued) .. Kevin, PUAMOG, Stanley etc etc etc ... turn gay, and you will score :)

  • Ajantha Manohar

    fuck yeah!! we can have a really big Hump Train!!!

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

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    (continued) ... hahahaha ... not quite sure how to answer that ... so, where is your your lover?

  • Ajantha Manohar

    I miss u too @BT, I was quite busy with your mum...

  • Tina
    Tina's猫 wrote:

    haha,interesting,some ppl i don't know though

  • №❶ Passioη

    @ mini Yes Sir - LOL if I had a suckable D I'd lend it to HP just this once..then I put him in the "faggy suckable dick supplier to mini yes sir" category hehe

    @ Saintro L - Hehehe, If you can dig up the nonsense topic "Male on Sale", You'll see a complete list there.. it even contains your best and oh, with attractive price tags ;

    @ Tispy Cake - Hehe...if I cared so much, wouldn't you be the first to lead me to the gay bar? :p

    @HP - hehe, the judges were a bit confused whether to nominate those people listed as Trolls or AWs... 

    You're absolutely right downstairs... and that's why the Great Him comes first on the nominee list ;)

    ===============

  • High Priest
    High Priest wrote:

    @№❶ Passioη, I won't need u to lend me ur suckable D. At my age, I just need to live, plus, I've got prostatitis.

    Tina is omitted among the nominee__AW.

    BT, how is the coccinelle (Car), did u wash it today?

  • High Priest
    High Priest wrote:

    Oh my! He is a great sucker then?

  • №❶ Passioη

    hehehe.. Suck, Sucker, Suckest

    @ HP - that went for MYS... he asked for it hehe... BTW, Tina's name was submitted to the judges long ago.. they just couldn't decide where it fits (AW or Top Troll)...

    @ Mini Yes Sir - It's not fair to be busy with someone else when my granny's still looking for a BF.. u bad!

  • 外交猫
    外交猫 wrote:

    Despite all the retired names, this list is still too slanted towards the modern troublemakers to be an "all-time" record book.  Lots of classics missing.

    Jon Gu could troll and entertain with the best of them.

    Yuki, Pete DiMoia, and Da Fan provided cooler heads.

    Sabina was an attention whore we all miss. Good candidate for hottest too.

    And I'll never forget the original, classic 五毛党 freedom hating screamer, Sun. Man that guy was impressive.

    Am I showing my WLIB age too much?

  • №❶ Passioη

    hehe...  lovely suggestions . I agree with everything else except Yuki and Demola for cooler heads... As far as I can remember, they were the biggest troublemakers after Sinikka and Thorstan Fries. Jon Gu's name was submitted to the judges.. sad to know it didn't appear

    As for Pete "Demola", I never managed to spell his name correctly so I left him out for social security reasons hehe - he should have been on 1 and 8. Sun was something, for a while I thought he re-emerged as "Da Fan"? you know the unstable identity thing... hmm...

    I never got lucky to know "五毛党" except if it's a changed name. That being said, May I know what your name was during that 'Sun Dynasty'? Yoda? :D

  • №❶ Passioη

    PS... you can't possibly be as WLIB aged as the Great Dando and me.. so no worries:

  • 外交猫
    外交猫 wrote:

    I was Ethan back then.  I only talk on the forum topics that are about politics or porn or ideally both.  Thus, not enough to get famous.  Also I disappear for months on end.  But I've been here since the beginning of time.  Sept '09? When did this site start, anyway?

    五毛党 isn't a person, it's a group: the 50 Cent Party -- the Wu Mao Dang -- the army of phony nationalists that the govment pays to go online to scream patriotic slogans on random message boards and shout down anyone who says anything bad about China or its system.  They get a paltry 50 mao per post, but if they post relentlessly all day and night, they can make some beer money.  Their usual strategy is to attack foreigners or any Chinese that seem critical.  People like Sun and Dudu fall into that category.  It's not clear if they even believe what they're saying, they just scream really loud.

  • №❶ Passioη

    @Ethan - your reputation precedes you. I remain a passionate fan of your great scribes

    Good info... I used to wonder where trolls like PAUMOG fit, but now ponder no more. Thanks to you

    @ Ada Queen - ... and they see you troll only "4 2 month" probably that's why they nominated you hehe... For Top Troll, remember "you don't have to win, but everyone plays" ;)

  • №❶ Passioη

    @ lao Lee... there is a popular demand to narrow it down to top3 before the finals

    @ Ada, certainly...

    the judges will get back with you shortly :)

  • Jenny&King
    Jenny&King wrote:

    这个帖 还能浮出来。。。。

  • High Priest
    High Priest wrote:

    Am on board with Paul Cowen

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