"someone said i want to put u between F and CK - funny, huh?"
This was swiftly followed by another, clearer message:
"my husband can't get it up. so sometimes i look for ONS."
Sadly, we never ended up putting the "u" between the "f" and the "ck". Although I don't know how sad it was, since her display picture wasn't very illustrative.
I also received a generic message along the lines of "hey, you want some hot fun?" and it wasn't from a prostitute. The experience that followed probably would've been more enjoyable if she WAS a prostitute, actually.
"Would you mind a good fcuk?"
Evan Want Sex? Want Gud FcuK?
who is evan?
i am gay!
but i like girls
can i be your friend?
YES ,i remember that "do you want to listen to my music " guy,
after 3 messages with the same words,i just replied--- fxxk off.
Cheers for all
only beer is my best friend
i never pick any girls from WLIB.
and some girl want come to my house later.
wonderful night , even don`t go out.
wish you guys happy.
Evan 爱文, coz your face is a symbole for those female who .... ...
u should meet them one by one ... !
"what is the BEST line...instead everyone is posting sarcastic complaints"
"what is the BEST line...instead everyone is posting sarcastic complaints...in this case lets define best as a pick up line that made you LIKE someone OR INTERESTED IN THAT PERSON not uncomfortable and disgusted in their stupidity and pathetic-nesseses..."
Don't worry, bro. I know a ton of good ones. I'll hook you up right now!
Open with "your picture doesn't look too fat - impressive!". Follow that with a bunch of details regarding where you work, your annual salary, how much property you own, etc.
Finally, end the message with "oh, but by the way, I don't date from (some region of the world) ppl, they make an animal smell".
This will DEFINITELY make women like you.
if the standard for best is if it works, if it makes u succeed~~~~~~~~~hmmmm it could be any lines.........on this site, nice looks or pics the best lines ever
i can't remember any pick up lines I got on this website,
but in real life..there's one. It happened in Taiwan.
Kyle: got what you want now?
hahaahahah you can cut them into 2 groups and let them compete for scores , then might help you a little bit .
hahah who what's to bit the Venus's red apple. ahwo
oh,that , is , far way to discuss
hahahahahaah Kyle, here we go:
pick up lines:
Are you cheacking up on me to see what type menal case i really am??
so what is your analysis? Do i have hope or will be failure? I will be a failure won't i ?Don't hide the truth!!
I just made myself to sound really mental,your fault.
Add me as a friend or die
see ,now you can use that as your best "pick up line"
now you learn your situation hahah ? you r cute , believe me , after people feel you r cut , that is nearest way to get laid,
well help me to say hi to ladies
you r make me laughing a lot , i so sorry for that , my bad , i wanted to write :cute" but typed too fast then let "cute"became "cut" , any way your thinking is more funny to make your thread vividly.
hahahah no no no , now you see you feel proud more than MK so how can you be killed .
The most useful excuse ever?
Kyle : IF you want to short my nane is JK ,not JT, who are you talking to.If you have schizophrenia or alternating personality I would consider there is another one PM me that sucks mails. hahahahhaaha
otherwise i think this game is not that funny if you change your tone.
take a break , see ya later .er about your question , yes, you need nothing,
呵呵呵呵呵呵 这年头最缺的就是创造力 和想象力啦
HAHAHAHA nice job, Caroline ,X poetry