Discussion » Nonsense » The best pick up line/message you received on

  • Death
    Death wrote:
    <p>Just for a little fun!</p> <p>I'm sure many of us have received messages from random people from time to time, in hopes to get hooked up. Surely, the girls get the most attention from guys via messages, trying to impress or to convince them to meet up for a date.</p> <p>So my question to everyone is what is the best and worst pick up line you received during your stay here?</p> <p>*note: so not to hurt anyones feelings, lets keep things anonymous!&nbsp;</p>
  • Simen Wangberg

    "someone said i want to put u between F and CK - funny, huh?"

    This was swiftly followed by another, clearer message:

    "my husband can't get it up. so sometimes i look for ONS."

    Sadly, we never ended up putting the "u" between the "f" and the "ck". Although I don't know how sad it was, since her display picture wasn't very illustrative.

    I also received a generic message along the lines of "hey, you want some hot fun?" and it wasn't from a prostitute. The experience that followed probably would've been more enjoyable if she WAS a prostitute, actually.

  • Kent Bekkavik
    Kent Bekkavik wrote:

    "Would you mind a good fcuk?"

  • Kevin Chen
    Kevin Chen wrote:

    Evan  Want Sex? Want Gud FcuK?

  • Kevin Chen
    Kevin Chen wrote:

    who is evan?

  • Kevin Chen
    Kevin Chen wrote:

    hey! MO 

    i am gay!

    but i like girls

    can i be your friend?

  • C_
    C_ wrote:

    OoooOoo @Ada Queen I totally know who that is. He sent me the same thing again and again. So I and my sister sent him exactly the same replies with our accounts. Ahaha I'm tempted to click report spam.

  • C_
    C_ wrote:
  • C_
    C_ wrote:

    @Evan 爱文 I'm just picturing some incorporation going on.
    And then Kevin Chen.Ugh

  • C_
    C_ wrote:

    @Evan 爱文 You are making someone so happy right now. You made his day.

  • Danielle
    Danielle wrote:

    YES ,i remember that "do you want to listen to my music " guy,

    after 3 messages with the same words,i just replied--- fxxk off.

    Cheers for all

  • C_
    C_ wrote:

    @Ayiela lol I was just about to click *like* and realize this is not Facebook :/

    @Miss Underwater And did he?

    @Evan 爱文 I'll take him to an asylum. He won't survive the day.

  • Malin Aaker
    Malin Aaker wrote:

    All I can say is I get a lot more spontaneous messages / friend requests when I have that profile pic than when I have any other...

  • C_
    C_ wrote:
  • Kevin Chen
    Kevin Chen wrote:

    only beer is my best friend

    i never pick any girls from WLIB.

    and some girl want come to my house later.

    wonderful night , even don`t go out.

    wish you guys happy.

  • Malin Aaker
    Malin Aaker wrote:

    @Constance : ok boss!

  • Saint - Spartacus

    Evan 爱文, coz your face is a symbole for those female who .... ...

    u should meet them one by one ... !

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    "what is the BEST line...instead everyone is posting sarcastic complaints"

    ಠ_ಠ

  • Simen Wangberg

    "what is the BEST line...instead everyone is posting sarcastic complaints...in this case lets define best as a pick up line that made you LIKE someone OR INTERESTED IN THAT PERSON not uncomfortable and disgusted in their stupidity and pathetic-nesseses..."

    Don't worry, bro. I know a ton of good ones. I'll hook you up right now!

    Open with "your picture doesn't look too fat - impressive!". Follow that with a bunch of details regarding where you work, your annual salary, how much property you own, etc.

    Finally, end the message with "oh, but by the way, I don't date from (some region of the world) ppl, they make an animal smell".

    This will DEFINITELY make women like you.

  • Ataahua
    Ataahua wrote:

    if the standard for best is if it works, if it makes u succeed~~~~~~~~~hmmmm it could be any lines.........on this site, nice looks or pics the best lines ever

  • C_
    C_ wrote:

    i can't remember any pick up lines I got on this website,
    but in real life..there's one. It happened in Taiwan.

    "小姐 请问你是学生还是上班族?“

    ”关你什么事?“

    ”....我在练习搭讪"

    0.0

  • Jenny&King
    Jenny&King wrote:

    Kyle: got what you want now?

  • Jenny&King
    Jenny&King wrote:

    hahaahahah  you can cut them into 2 groups and let them compete for scores , then might help you a little bit .

    hahah who what's to bit the Venus's red apple. ahwo

  • Jenny&King
    Jenny&King wrote:

    oh,that , is , far way to discuss

  • Jenny&King
    Jenny&King wrote:

    hahahahahaah Kyle, here we go:

    pick up lines:

    Are you cheacking up on me to see what type menal case i really am??

    so what is your analysis? Do i have hope or will be failure? I will be a failure won't i ?Don't hide the truth!!

    I just made myself to sound really mental,your fault.

     

    number2 

    Add me as a friend or die

    see ,now you can use that as your best "pick up line"

  • Jenny&King
    Jenny&King wrote:

    hahahahahahaha  

    now you learn your situation hahah ? you r cute , believe me , after people feel you r cut , that is nearest way to get laid, 

    well help me to say hi to ladies

  • Jenny&King
    Jenny&King wrote:

    hahaahahhahahaahahah 

    you  r make me laughing a lot , i so sorry for that , my bad , i wanted  to write :cute" but typed too fast then let "cute"became "cut" , any way your thinking is more funny to make your thread vividly.

    hahahah no no  no , now you see you feel  proud more than MK so how can you be killed .

  • Ejdnzlaj
    Ejdnzlaj wrote:

    ”....我在练习搭讪"

    The most useful excuse ever?

  • Jenny&King
    Jenny&King wrote:

    heheheheheheheheh

    Kyle : IF you want to short my nane is JK ,not JT, who are you talking to.If you have schizophrenia or alternating personality I would consider there is another one PM me that sucks mails. hahahahhaaha 

    otherwise i think this game is not that funny if you change your tone.

    JK我妈叫我吃饭啦

  • Jenny&King
    Jenny&King wrote:

    take a break , see ya later .er about your question , yes, you need nothing,

  • Jenny&King
    Jenny&King wrote:

    呵呵呵呵呵呵    这年头最缺的就是创造力 和想象力啦

  • Jenny&King
    Jenny&King wrote:

    HAHAHAHA  nice job, Caroline ,X poetry

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