Discussion » Nonsense » go sanlitun tonight!

  • Kevin Chen
    Kevin Chen wrote:

    go sanlitun with me tonight.

  • Reply from Simen Wangberg is flagged as not relevant.

  • Kevin Chen
    Kevin Chen wrote:

    i need a drinkbody!

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

    。。。

    Hahahaha ... why was I not surprised that it was Kevin? At least, you are honest about what you want, or sort of ...

    By the way, I think you meant "drinking buddy" ... yeah, if you are lucky, you can have her body later ...

  • Simen Wangberg

    My drinkbody is ready?

    AHAHA I didn't see what Uncle posted at first. Hilarious.

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

    ...

    (continued) ... 毛爷爷 (aka Michael) ... huh?

    Evan ... that depends on what effect Kevin wanted in the first place, at least, he has earned a reputation of some sort ...

  • Simen Wangberg

    I mean, I posted "My drinkbody is ready" before you posted your (hilarious) correction. Maybe later, his drinking buddy's body will be ready.

  • Kevin Chen
    Kevin Chen wrote:

    i don`t need her body

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

    ...

    (continued) ... tsk tsk tsk ... Kevin ... now you are not being honest ... where I came from, when guys talk about "drinking buddies", they usually mean another guy (yeah, there are always exception, of course) ... we need Nikkie here :)

  • Kevin Chen
    Kevin Chen wrote:

    kulo! you go with me!

  • V. Bilrost
    V. Bilrost wrote:

    I'm a woman, not a girl, wish you best luck.

    Hope my reply helps in some way.

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

    ...

    Hahahahaha ... Star ... that's not very nice of you to stir little Kevin ... now he might start to have fantacies about you ...

  • V. Bilrost
    V. Bilrost wrote:

    Really?

    Well, I don't think he will do, if he does he soon will find out it's a bad choice :)

  • Simen Wangberg

    "Kevin rules. That guy is clearly a kick-ass good time. Girls should absolutely hit him up."

    I agree, actually. Sort of.

    Kevin, one of these days, I will get a drink with you. Mark my words.

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    "My drinkbody is ready?"

    "i don`t need her body"

    "I see a missing persons report on the news tomorrow morning."

    Clearly, Kevin needs a wingman to pour shots into the navels of sacrificial virgins. I think I can help. Hey. Does anyone have one of those sturdy old cast iron bathtubs? I don't want to run the chance of the sodium hydroxide corroding the plastic ones. It might take a while to dissolve all the bone-matter.

  • Simen Wangberg

    We should all join Kevin one of these Fridays for a brew. I'm completely serious. It might actually be fun?

  • Simen Wangberg

    Yup, soon as you cross that Wudaokou border, the 城管 come right down on you with the cover charge.

    Wait, what?

  • Simen Wangberg

    No for real, I actually think it might be sort of fun. Like, maybe we shouldn't go to PPG, but like...somewhere semi-respectable where Kevin still has a shot at picking up women. If such a place exists.

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    Baijiu in the vegetable aisle of a supermarket it is, then.

    Fund it. Let's do this.

  • Simen Wangberg

    I've heard lots of folks, Chinese and foreign, talking about how they think supermarkets are superior places to meet women. I've never had the pleasure, but we can try it.

    We can hit the WuMei near my place before they close at 10, and then maybe hook it up at one of those 24-hour joints, I heard those places get pretty hoppin' around 11 or so. Maybe hit up 7-11 Bar.

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    It has to be the vegetable aisle, though. Closing in a supermarket traditionally involves a pun or a sight gag.

    I suppose the hardware section might offer the same opportunities.

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    "Wait how the hell do you pick up chicks in the supermarket?"

    Like a melon. Not like a bowling ball.

  • Jenny&King
    Jenny&King wrote:

    hahahahahaah Good idea Scott

  • Simen Wangberg

    "Do you mean you have to actually approach them while they're sober?"

    A frightening prospect, to be sure.

  • Kevin Chen
    Kevin Chen wrote:

    i came back my friends!

    i think you have no idea about why i ususlly put this kind of topics

    bucause girls need being noted!

    they need to feel man need them.

    so i always trying to let them know

    i need them

    in person , i don`t have enough time to date all the nice girls i can date.

    hey girls! be happy , kevin like you.

    --------------------------------------------------------

    mao yeye 

    let`s grab a beer sometime.

  • Kevin Chen
    Kevin Chen wrote:

    BTW: the most time 

    i prefer hang out alonE

    you will never know what you can get

    that feeling nice

  • Ataahua
    Ataahua wrote:

    hahahahahaha kevin bro as they've pointed out, u so cute! hahaha

    one thing, girls usually dont like beer, cocktails word better perhaps

  • Ataahua
    Ataahua wrote:

    about 'pick up chicks in the supermarket', everyone, go see one of the commericals of LYNX aka AXE

  • Ataahua
    Ataahua wrote:

    kevin bro, use smart wingmen.

    all the boys above kindly offered :PPP

  • Jenny&King
    Jenny&King wrote:

    hahahahaha  A good wingman would help alot  .

  • Jenny&King
    Jenny&King wrote:

    hahahaa  you could teach him, scott.

  • C_
    C_ wrote:

    I'm still laughing by the end of the thread HAHAHAHAHAHHAA

    Well categorized as nonsense

  • Ataahua
    Ataahua wrote:

    sure kevin bro wont care as long as you guys help him get some hottie and most of all, as long as you guys would walk off peacefully when he goes home with the hottie haaaaahaa

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    Like the radio operator who throws his body over a frag grenade, sacrificing himself to protect the rest of the platoon, the wingman also must also be willing to throw himself upon the fat friend who wants to go home early.

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    It's not all bad. The less attractive friend often compensates for her appearance with talent and enthusiasm.

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    That depends on your answer to the following question:

    If you wake up with a severe pain in your asshole and no recollection of the previous night's events, would you discuss it with your friends, family, or co-workers?

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    Is that a 'no'?

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    Then I must respectfully decline. Discretion is crucial. I only party with gentlemen who know how to keep secrets. After all, snitches get stitches, and sutures beget dick itches.

  • Kevin Chen
    Kevin Chen wrote:

    ATA ATA!

    tell me

    why ever time i saw your ID.

    i feel so happy

    ----------------------------------------

    come back and be my winggirl

    and you can also understand this like a girl who has wings. 

  • Kevin Chen
    Kevin Chen wrote:

    同性当然也好啦 和哥们在一起不错的

    可是我不能约一个不认识的哥们去喝酒吧

    那是不是很怪

  • C_
    C_ wrote:

    那为什么可以约一个不认识的女的去?

  • C_
    C_ wrote:

    man boobs! He should find a chubby drinking 'body'..*_*

  • Aquamarine
    Aquamarine wrote:

    OK..Ive seen enough about this topic..the truth is..ur not here for finding a girl for drinking beers..no ones gonna believin u..u only showed how jerk ur..nd wanna get attetion..honestly i really dont like u..stop saying date with me..who the hell u think ur..?hehe...u think everyone is fool..?ur the foolist...ehh....uve done enough..then stop it...

  • C_
    C_ wrote:
  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

    。。。

    哈哈哈哈,Constance,方便嘅话,转头留个电话电联!

  • Aquamarine
    Aquamarine wrote:

    @evan @constance

    i just hate liars..he its a big stupid liar..he wants attention..nd he doesnt know how to respect girls nd he doenst espect himself...i just feel pity that a person could be this worse..gross..nd i actually wanted to say nothing..but he keepp doing this..i think we should kick him out..let me tell u..kevin..what r u doing its a big mistake..nd ull get no beers nd girls..trust me..even guys dont wanna be ur friend..what u have in ur life..?i guess nothin..thats why ur here..get away..dude..

  • C_
    C_ wrote:
  • Kevin Chen
    Kevin Chen wrote:

    DD 我也要电话 

  • C_
    C_ wrote:
  • Kevin Chen
    Kevin Chen wrote:

    wow wow wow!

    easy easy 

    Aquamarine Hathaway 

    i am a big liars?

    because i said was there some girls wanna go drink with me ?

    sorry ,,,i have no idea about what u were talking.

  • Aquamarine
    Aquamarine wrote:

    @constance

    what a....ehh...he has no face...i guess..useless..this kind of person r stil alive?..how smart he is..im gonna sleep..lets having some rest..hope this topic will be clam later..or if not..then i will still say what ever i want  to say..nd let people see how real ur..if ur smart...shut up..

  • C_
    C_ wrote:
  • Kevin Chen
    Kevin Chen wrote:

    i decide to drink at home tonight 

    but i found the german beer shop near my house ,

    even more expensive than sanlitun!!

    this is unfair

    -----------------

    hey Constance not cell phone... is no. 

  • Kevin Chen
    Kevin Chen wrote:

    i think here is NONSENCE part.

    so some time said some easy words ok.

    and i still don`t know what we are arguing for. 

    even you said some bad words to me.

    i think is ok  , you say what you want to.

    i know what kind of person i am . lol 

    BTW: ACTUALLY kevin is not liar . lie for what? for nosence?

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

    。。。

    Hahahahaha ...

    Constance ... Some people have no shame at all.

    ... me?

    ... and Kevin ... talking about yourself as a third person, is a sure sign of mental illness, you might want to see a doctor :)

  • C_
    C_ wrote:

    @叮噹叔叔 (义工) ahahahaha since none of us is arguing here, We all know who has no shame la :) I like how you are compassionate to people in need.

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

    ...

    Hahahaha ... OK then ... I think?

  • Kevin Chen
    Kevin Chen wrote:

    i need a doctor?...... 

    no shame 

    because i put this TOPIC

    really?

    is that ture you thinking?

  • Kevin Chen
    Kevin Chen wrote:

    ok i need a doctor

    the sexy one 

    like in the movies

  • kö
    wrote:

    不知道把你的蛋 打碎了 你会不会病就好点了。。。

  • Kevin Chen
    Kevin Chen wrote:

    楼上的女生

    我怎么又惹到你了

  • kö
    wrote:

    你没有惹到我  只是今天我想骂人 正好你不幸。。

  • Kevin Chen
    Kevin Chen wrote:

    别骂人 开心点

    生活多美好 

    美女更应该开心

  • C_
    C_ wrote:

    I clicked here at first because I saw "go sanlitun toninght! need a girl who like bee" And I began wondering what kind of people like bees.*_*

  • Kevin Chen
    Kevin Chen wrote:

    a lot bees here

    they bite

  • Kevin Chen
    Kevin Chen wrote:

    no way out dude.

  • Kevin Chen
    Kevin Chen wrote:

    yeah to be nice

    hey girls 

    i am so sorry wrote so much nosence here.

    from now 

    i will put some nice topic then 

    the only thing i want is to make every one happy ... if i can

  • Kevin Chen
    Kevin Chen wrote:

    we will see 

    what gonna happen then 

    lol

  • Ataahua
    Ataahua wrote:

    ahahaha oh my dear kevin bro you made many people's day~~~~im a happy angle thats why you feel happy when you see me but i cant be your winggirl 'cause girls wont walk to you when they see me lolololol

  • Kevin Chen
    Kevin Chen wrote:

    i really don`t think i need them talk to me anymore when you beside me

    i always thinking about 1 thing

    how may girls does a man need in his life.

    for me the answer is one best is enough

  • Aquamarine
    Aquamarine wrote:

    hehe..he lied..well..he has no friends..?he must posted this topic..nd tried to be nice said any girls wanna drinking beers with me..?lol..he better say somethin straight..everyone will know what they gonna say..yea...

  • Jenny&King
    Jenny&King wrote:

    hahahahaha tell me more.`````````````````````````````````

  • Jenny&King
    Jenny&King wrote:

    hahahahaaha @Scott ---we all like entertaining things and if there still sense of entertaining ,why you so serious to Aquamatine ,hahahah take it easy ,it's just the begining of the entertaining show. ^^

  • Jenny&King
    Jenny&King wrote:

    hahahahahahaha   That's the point, that would be much fun to see you 2 to be together to give the wingman's entertaining show ,hahahahahaha  go on .

  • Jenny&King
    Jenny&King wrote:

    路漫漫 其修远兮。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。

  • Aquamarine
    Aquamarine wrote:

    scott

    hehe..what kevin did to u..?ur like kevins girl now..lol

  • Aquamarine
    Aquamarine wrote:

    well.sure he gave u a good impress..thats the result he wants to get..but i think we just have to agree with our disagree..dude..who knows the real kevin...

  • Jenny&King
    Jenny&King wrote:

    hahahahhaa i begin to wonder what dose "decent: mean by anyway?

  • Yanni
    Yanni wrote:

    need a girl or a beer?haha...maybe both,haha...

  • Aquamarine
    Aquamarine wrote:

    @King

    how funny this website..

  • Jenny&King
    Jenny&King wrote:

    hahahhahahaahahahLovey Q  Told you , this is all about an entertainment businiss, and bee  ror  girl ..................we want more.

  • Ataahua
    Ataahua wrote:

    kevin bro u need a girl born in cauliflowers ~~~~~~~~~lets call her aphrodite II

  • Jenny&King
    Jenny&King wrote:

    God is a girl -------- and dont forget the beauty named Medusa --Snake hair

  • Ataahua
    Ataahua wrote:

    medusa aint born in foams, aphrodite is~~~~~~~~~~~~medusa for that magickiss guy ahaha

  • Aquamarine
    Aquamarine wrote:

    i think we shouldnt talking too much about god..seriously..

  • Jenny&King
    Jenny&King wrote:

    haha Aphrodite is a god, so god could be a woman , and if she show to people in another form , i totally have no idea.

  • Ataahua
    Ataahua wrote:

    god n God are different jenny&king

  • Jenny&King
    Jenny&King wrote:

    yes Ata  God and God are different. I agree 

  • Aquamarine
    Aquamarine wrote:

    hehe...no matter he is a woman or a man..ill love God as always..

  • Ataahua
    Ataahua wrote:

    jenny thats not my OPINION, thats a fact in term of the orginal meanings~~~~~~~ God is a god but gods are not God

  • Jenny&King
    Jenny&King wrote:

    hahahahaahha we should say ;oh , my , god, shall we?

  • Kevin Chen
    Kevin Chen wrote:

    hey! KING!!!

    i found 1 thing you like uncle DD 

    every time you reply . you will HAHAHAHA first.

  • Jenny&King
    Jenny&King wrote:

    hehehehehehehehehehh   well i learn that from him , so before he apply for the copyright i think  i can use it at the beginning of my words cause you guys are so funny to make me laughing hahahaha, actually my laughing sounds like heheheheeh the low sharp voice, the.creepy one 

  • Ataahua
    Ataahua wrote:

    KEVIN BRO~~~~~~~~~~~weeeeeekend again~~~~~~~~~~wingman plan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i log in just for reminding u of this~~~dont disappoint me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Ataahua
    Ataahua wrote:

    I WILL CALL U IF U GET LAID WITH THE HELP OF WINGMAN THIS WEEKEND!!!!!!!!!!

  • Kevin Chen
    Kevin Chen wrote:

    ata ata 

    what is your plan tonight?

    i will hang out with my friends 

    go ghost street to eat frog hotpot 

    then beer store 

    then sanlitun some bars 4 or 5 

    then maybe VICS or LATIE

    then go home 

    -----------------

    sound good?

    u gonna call me?

  • Ataahua
    Ataahua wrote:

    sou----------------nds terrific~~~~~~~~~so u dont need wingman?????????? diappointeddddddd!!!!!

    my call has a condition~~~~~~~~~~now u out

  • Kevin Chen
    Kevin Chen wrote:

    i have a wingman 

    rick with me

    he is so cool and funny spanish guy.

    so wish you can be here 

  • Ataahua
    Ataahua wrote:

    eeeeeeeeeeeeh

    bro u break the hearts of those who want to be ur wingman

  • Kevin Chen
    Kevin Chen wrote:

    welcome u pete.

    latie is like the coffee name . 

    u will go there tonight?

  • Kevin Chen
    Kevin Chen wrote:

    hey scott 

    you like hand make tobacco?(i don`t know the sientific name)

    i just learned some from spanish people 

    it is really nice and kind of cheap

  • Yanni
    Yanni wrote:

    think green lemon with brown sugar,right?

  • Kevin Chen
    Kevin Chen wrote:

    i usually go to the HEAVEN BEER STORE in sanlitun

    they have really nice beer and the price reasonable

  • Kevin Chen
    Kevin Chen wrote:

    10 is cheap

    but that beer suck.

    i drink leffe and some other german spanish beer.

  • Erik Røger
    Erik Røger wrote:

    Just landed in Beijing. I wanna go out in Sanlitun tonight, send me a message if ya wanna go out for a beer.

  • Jenny&King
    Jenny&King wrote:

    every body jump into the dance floor,^^

  • Kevin Chen
    Kevin Chen wrote:

    ADA 你在哪里看到的

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    Are you referring to the hot pot party, @Moonriver?

  • Kevin Chen
    Kevin Chen wrote:

    moonriver

    not for fun

    this is not my way to date girl for sure

    just want to tell girls 

    guys need you

    that`s all

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    @Kevin, you're a real mensch. You should come drink with Grampa Mao and me tonight in Sanlitun. I can't promise there will be any single ladies around, though.

  • Kevin Chen
    Kevin Chen wrote:

    lady every where if you want.

    but i feel sad to night 

    my GF left this morning 

    i will go sanlitun with some friend

    you mind leave me your number?

    we can text , keep in touch.

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