what you mean by that though.
behave well.no no no, i will never behave when i'm drunk.ha
no no,not including the drunken people,but there is noone not drunk in the club,right?
agreed,clubbing is not so bad,but it's ok if just for fun and relax
don´t stay in a corner, holding a beer like a shield with a sour look in your face.... that´s one internacional rule
what,no, uncle, that was not true, MR was joking, we failed to go out together last week.
i think adolfo's point is quite accurate, why u r so miserable when u r in a bar,zeeeeee
(continued) ... to a guy ...
is this the social club behaviour the way you guys talk?
(continued) ... hahahaha ... I am not that lucky, or rather, unlucky .. so you are a woman? that officially makes you a fake?
hahaha @Yanni, u dig it!!! guys have verbal fights in order to determine who is the male alpha in each group :P
i think he is a typical black guy from the place where he belongs to
Hahahaha ... and they were shemales ...
oops,i think i have seen his or her photo on internet...
it happened with me often,always i took taxi home myself in the end ((
hahahaha...DD...what attention you've got from me?
Jesus !!!!! that´s other international rule!!! never abandon a friend in those situations!!! brotherhood and sisterhood over the sexual hungry :O
let's go clubbing together,my dear,i would love to go with a girl like you,go and back together
@Pete.....I have a question why do girls always feel they have to go home together. I mean it always seems like "the friend" always says "we came together we leave together!" its like a dude would never do that to a dude....
A lucky day for a starved man is when he gets some food, huh?? When gods decide end your thirsty, is a wonderful day!! ..... O_o shame on you!!! XD
One song comes to my mind:
Akon- I just had sex- http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XMjc2MzMzNjQ0.html
in another words,how do you guys think the differences of the behaviour in the clubs in China and western countries?
@Pete,do you trust on a girl that is alone in the club?? because maybe she is working there...
Therefore, in the most of the cases there will be a group with her, and if you are not a social retard, you can join that group when the other two escape to enjoy in privacity..... that´s the way we do the things, at least in my country.
but you never can leave your friend in the lurch, alone in the club, for a chance of have sex, doing the things in that way you only show your despair for sex... and the fact that you don´t have sex very often
hahahaha...Moon...nothing is impossible,hahahaha...
i think it's not in general of the ladies
i like the people who can control themselves in the club not completely like a idiot,no matter what's their colour
hahahaha...DD...you are too old for drinking...
Hahahahaha ... I cannot drink ... that's why I cannot lose control in a club :)
hahahaha...it's good not to drink or too much,i don't really like the alcohol too,no matter what kind
nice beer make me happy all the time.
nice girls too
Impressive analysis, Scott. Unfortunately, you're a moron. We aren't surprised that you know so much about rejection, but I doubt the Chinese girls will like you assuming that
any girl who wants to go have sex with you will gladly leave her friends.
The assumption is that every girl is a gameless nymphomaniac who will automatically eschew all excuse-making and go running home with any guy as long as she likes him, and anything else is simple rejection.
This might sound like shameless female favor-currying, but I do believe there are some girls around here that even though they might want to have sex with a guy, will still decide to go home with their friends. In other words ladies, unlike Scott, I believe some girls are smart.
Now...how many pussy points do I get?
maybe we are talking about the same place...hehe...the irish bar was next to our hotel,they had nice burgers too P
Hahahahaha ... quite possibly ... where did you stay?
hahahaha...i forgot the name of the hotel,think the irish bar was opposite to the Australian Embassy,and,a indian restaurant at upstairs
(continued) ... then it could not possibly be the same bar ...
i think so too,we can go and try both of them the next time i am in Beijing,hee hee
(continued) ... hahaha ... let me know in advance, I need to apply for leave :)
i may manage a weekend,bring your wife come along ))
My 口功 is invincible.
Hahahahaha ... the miracle of evolution ... the monkey can read :)
... we should fly it to the moon to find Transformers on the dark side ...
what is 'oral fight'?
Hahahahaha ... no, no ... I mean, they can choose "you" or "Dando" ... and for this particular thread, they went at you :)
westerners they beat women,i am very sure
"westerners they beat women,i am very sure"
Only behind closed doors.
Chinese dudes do it in public.
I mean, anyone who beats their spouse/significant other is a piece of shit, regardless of their country of origin. But still.
i don't think it's right men beat women,no matter from where or in public or not,my friend told me man would be in jail for beating woman in europe.
Jinxed, no jinxbacks. I have no idea what that means.
"my friend told me man would be in jail for beating woman in europe."
That is correct. I guess. Well, it's correct in the States. Usually.
Change my pitch up/smack my bitch up
The video for that tune was incredible.
(continued) ... heehee .. is a little ass-spanking considered "assault"?
(continued) ... heehee ... my wife is OK for me to carry the shopping, but not her bag ...
i truly hate when a man beats a woman,and it's true,here is not the real law protects woman in the violence at 'home'
Hahahahaha ... she signed the marriage certificate, does it count? ... :)
Sofa King Dando decrees that you may not call jinx on someone who was inb4 you by a minute. This is the Internet. Not Nam. There are rules here.
"Me or Dando on what? Oral fight? I already hit that one once, he can have at it..."
That must have been some sort of withering palm or dim mak death touch technique so subtly executed that only my grandchildren will feel it.
Hahahahaha ... no, I am truly a very bad example, otherwise, the "garbage gang" would have become angels :)
... my skin is so thick that I cannot blush ... and if you should see anything that looks like a blush, it's probably my blood pressure and you will need to call an ambulance ... better yet, call a nurse only :)
2011 Hooters Commercial -The Cure with Dick Vitale and Nurse Ashleigh
hahahaha...DD...if we would get you this nurse from the picture because of your blood pressure problem,probably it will getting worse...
Izzat some sort of Zen thing? Groovy.
Sorry I called you a moron, buddy. Are you okay? I know what you were trying to do, but you sounded like a stupid cunt, and therefore I had to defend Pete this time, whose Down's Syndrome did not offend as much. Maybe next time I'll be on your side...how's about that? huh?!
Look, if you guys reached adulthood without learning the proper technique for clubbing a baby seal, I'm not gonna be the guy who's going to hold your hand through the whole thing. This is real basic stuff.
Grasp by nape of neck, raise club above your head, bring your arm down in one swift and powerful motion. It's that simple.
Clubbing made easy.
hahahaha...DD...i know,i was watching 'Just for Laughs' yesterday evening,haha...
Grab the seal? No no no no no. You're giving up a hand, dude!
1. Creep up very quietly.
2. Two hands on the club, raise it up over your head sledge hammer style.
3. Bring hammer DOWN on unsuspecting baby seal head.
go and eat...i just had my lunch
I need that other hand to fondle myself and/or hold the bag I'm going to fling its carcass into using the hook on the back of the club (which is going to end up in your back if you swing the thing like a sledgehammer, you fucking amateur).
that's scary DD,bag of blood???what is this?
I'm made out of baby seals.
ohhh!!! :O back to the topic, I just realized, if you are clubbing in Spain, don´t use as pickup line an Invitation to drink in a club, because... they don´t like, in fact depending of their sharp character, they're gonna laugh at you! and drink for free!! :/
(continued) ... heehee ... I read that from the news ... Red Cross actually sells the freely-donated blood to hospital, and it is supposed to be 200rmb per bag or something like that :)
... heehee ... Adolfo, we know, we know ... you just go up to a woman, look deeply into her eyes, and then she would follow you home ... but not everyone is you ...
I sounded like a moron for pointing out that...
No, you sounded like a cunt, and then I called you a moron. But in fact after that my post was pure substance, pointing out the hidden assumptions behind you ill-thought assessment of female club behavior, none of which you were able to respond to amid your projected accusations of "butthurt" and stinging insults like "super-butthurt crybaby." Ouch!
@DD, you don´t believe me, huh? how heartless they can be in the clubs, come to visit me in Spain, and u will see them :P
Hahahahaha ... Adolfo ... I did not mean that I dont believe you, I am just saying that not everyone is you :)
... if I should come to visit you in Spain (not that my wife would ever let it happen, heehee)... I am most likely to jaw-drop everywhere I go, only seeing you with the most beautiful one in the club ... hahaha ...
Oh, I didn't mention the loli on her knees in front of me? I thought you would just assume...
...and I don't need no fuckin' hook, when I can just grab it by the skull fracture.