Discussion » Dating & Romance » I want a ture boyfriend!

  • Nana
    Nana wrote:
    <p>better if american,so he can teach me also english,</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>no kids please!</p>
  • Yanni
    Yanni wrote:

    why only american?how about german?my friend told me americans speak american not english,haha

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    Well. I want a fake girlfriend who'll interpret Chinese for me in exchange for teaching her English. Whaddya say?

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    >mfw when I'm simultaneously friend-requested and blocked by the OP

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

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    Hahahahahaha ... a new addition to the Hello Kitty Gang?

  • Simen Wangberg

    I love you guys so much.

    And that's the turth.

  • Shaney
  • Saint - Spartacus

    another kid thread... 

    ah ha , sb 's jealous...

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

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    Hahahahaha ... or maybe she has watched too much American TV series and think that everyone lives like that?

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

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    Hahahahaha ... I do hope not too, on the other hand, if people (Chinese or otherwise) can believe that kangaroos and koalas can be found everywhere in Australia (or even simply asking that question), they might believe in anything ...

    ... as far as TV is concerned, I have to say, some American TV series are far more convincing and realistic than the local Chinese ones, not sure if it was because of acting or the details :)

    ... and I am dying to know ... if there is truly something known as "true boyfriend", does it mean there is "fake boyfriend"? and what is it? I am ancient have no idea how kids run their social lives these days :)

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

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    Hahahahaha ... I have to say, the movies made Mao too handsome :)

  • Ejdnzlaj
    Ejdnzlaj wrote:

    I'm calling sock puppet

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

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    (continued)

    Astaroth ... I have not seen the latest one, so I cannot answer that, maybe someone else could? Here's the image of the actor Liu Hua playing Mao :)

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    JoRo ... looks like you are not in the local time zone? So is it good morning or good night? heehee ...

    ... and whether the 25% thing is true or otherwise, my advice is not to get too emotional or edgy about it, much of the data appearing on this forum has not been verified, so, if you want to listen to my little advice, just ignore and laugh it off :)

  • V. Bilrost
    V. Bilrost wrote:

    Ding Dang, it's Liu Ye :P

    I must say his tableaux is convictive.

  • V. Bilrost
    V. Bilrost wrote:

    Hmm I think by "true boyfriend" Nana means "a serious relationship".

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    Spelling error aside, this isn't the worst WLIB boyfriend advertisement ever. At least she didn't say "I want an American boyfriend," as if to say that nationality is the most important qualifier.

    She just said an American would be better for her. That's her preference. Americans are just better than everyone else. I wish I was from America instead of being from The Internet.

    I just think it's lame to broadcast one's availability. It's like diving into shark-infested waters on a heavy flow day without a tampon. Keep an eye on OP's friend list and you'll see what I mean.

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    Sorry, I'm a little slow this morning. Sock puppet, you say?

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

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    Hahahahaha ... Star ... morning, sleep well, my dear? You know my pin yin is bad, heehee, but thanks :)

    Astaroth ... they did show a smoking Mao in the 2010 movie, the one with guest appearance from Jacky Chan, but I cannot find any images ...

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

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    (continued) ... he played a reporter, and spoke in Cantonese ... cannot remember whom did "he" interview though ... maybe Star can remember?

  • V. Bilrost
    V. Bilrost wrote:

    LOL

    "American" doesn't only mean USA citizen, Canadian, Brizilian, Peruvian etc are all "American", but everyone seems to be certain Nana means USA, why? 

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    @JoRo, I think Ami meant to point out that repeatedly pointing out a minor typographical error by a non-native speaker is rather small-time. She's right, though. Native English speakers--not just Americans--are fucking awful at written communication.

  • V. Bilrost
    V. Bilrost wrote:

    Thanks DD, I had good rest.

    I haven't watched the movie, no idea what you guys are talking about. Seems smoking thing. Mao didn't smoke that much in his youth. In that movie, Mao was like 28.

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    Only Canadians use the term "North Americans," @Star. What the fuck are yanks going to use as an adjective or noun otherwise? USexican? Unitarians?

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

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    Hahahahaha ... about two decades ago, when I was a young and naive engineering student in Brisbane, I ran into two Canadian ladies when I went to get my visa done, they were all nice and smiling, but when I asked, "are you Americans", their faces turned very dark and said something like "we are Canadians" ...

    ... Star ... I was thinking about the one called 建国大业, with many special guest appearances, including 郭德纲, Leon Lai and Jacky Chan ... or did I get the name of the movie and year incorrect? heehee ...

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    I love Canadians and genuinely prefer them to USexicans, but any Canadian who would demonstrate indignance at such a conflation is up her own ass.

  • V. Bilrost
    V. Bilrost wrote:

    Of course I know what the world really works.

    Mine was inspired by "I wish I was from America instead of being from The Internet."

    And it's a fact America/American has double meanings,I hope Nana's future American boyfriend won't teach her just one of them.

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    To eliminate confusion, I prefer alternative spellings and pronunciations. To wit: Amerikkka, Amurrikan, 'Murrika, Americant, Americunt.

    Does anyone else get the feeling that Aniki made this Nana account to seduce Pete McBrostein?

    I feel dirty and used for being a part of this.

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    What's that got to do with the price of rice in China?

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

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    Hahahahaha ... Dando ... and you said to me that Godfather does not care? He spent time to count that you have written more than two pages :)

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    Did I make a poop? I thought I felt a cold nose sniffing my ass. I'm only 28 but after a night in Sanlitun I feel like I have the asshole of an 82 year old. I'm so glad that there are always members of this forum who are so fascinated by my poopchute that they can alert me when there is a leakage.

    If I'm not mistaken, I believe I implied that I had renounced my U.S. citizenship and claimed to be from The Internet, and then listed a number of unflattering epithets for Americans: Amerikkka (as in the KKK), Amurrikan, 'Murrika (terrible redneck pronunciations), Americant (as in can't pay its debts), Americunt (i).

    Of course such nuances are lost on our dear Dongführer. I don't know what types of mouthbreathing PPG slags he's been hanging around with that he thinks flashing a US Passport is a ticket to Pussytown, but that's no reason for to be jelly just because the Hello Kitties are unimpressed with that pile of forged Nigerian/Ghanese paperwork in the drawer.

    Y U MAD? I thought you were living the African Dream. In China.

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    Victims, huh? So that's how you think of them.

    Again, I don't see why you have to come here and vomit up the remnants of your penis butthurt & jelly sandwich, as you and I are clearly playing in completely different leagues. I avoid that side of pussy town like the plague, as any prey weak enough to be hunted by the likes of you is most certainly unfit. I like my meat a little gamier.

    Anyway, tell us some of your homespun ghetto tales of life on the other side of the trackmarks.

  • GG
    GG wrote:

    What the fuck is a ture boyfriend???

  • GG
    GG wrote:

    better if american,so he can teach me also english,

     

    no kids please!

    How can an American teach you English when English is from England?? hahaha

    and sure, there are no kids around in this website...lol

     

     

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    "dando who is aniki?are you stupid?"

    Right. Who is Aniki? That's a very good question. Here's a better one: why, of all the stupid things I've said in this thread, is that the one thing worthy of a response?

    Someone seems a little bit sensitive.

    (Much respeck to Kieran for the tip)

    "Dando you're the one vomiting"

    NO U, but... yes, indeed. I do feel the urge to vomit whenever a dogfucker is in proximity. What can I say? I am of delicate constitution.

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

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    Hahahahaha ... Sth. ... so you are bi-curious? heehee ...

    Yes, who is Aniki?

    Nana ... midwest American English? Are you sure? I thought you would have opted for the east coast city slicker accent?

  • くり
    くり wrote:

    wtf GUYS,you should really get a life(dando at 1th),ALWAYS buzzing about me...hahahha

    cute gal defintly i can see carpets of saliva on the floor...hahahahahahahaha

    but she's looking for englisch ameri-cans teachers..like someone has said, the british oppium is probably still in the air...

    dd uncle, 你干嘛老是想我啊倒是请你吃饭哦

  • くり
    くり wrote:

    @dando

    and you dont see the potential?there s a cute gal looking for americans。。wow wonder。。。did u already date her?

  • Virgil W
    Virgil W wrote:

    Americans who speak English,ordinary.Women who seek ye good men,confusing. Saying that English is only relevant to England....Priceless?

  • Fabian Kollen
    Fabian Kollen wrote:

    ciiao! what a shabi thread!

    Hey, I'm not a American but my cock is bigger than American, and my dick can teach you to speak Enligsh, would u like?

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

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    Hahahahaha ... Aniki ... think about it this way, you are like "hemorrhoids", silently lurking in the darkest of the alley, not usuallly noticeable, but at certain random interval, you can bring lots of pain ...

    ... and look at what the cat just dragged in? ... the cultural-ist ...

  • Ms. Stephanie
    Ms. Stephanie wrote:

    Is this Aniki fake ID? 

  • くり
    くり wrote:

    dd uncle,

    I'll take it as a compliment.

    Ms. Stephanie,

    are you dando fake account?ops, touche!

  • くり
    くり wrote:

    uncle, try not to bring to much pain to ur wife,

     

    -friendly advise-

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

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    Hahahahaha ... Stephanie ... I am afraid "yes" ...

    Aniki ... friendly advice? hahahaha ...

  • くり
    くり wrote:

    uncle,

    are u trying to find an excuse for not being able to "pao" that pretty girl?muahahahhahahahahahaha

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

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    (continued) ... huh?

  • Jenny&King
    Jenny&King wrote:

    hahahaha  now i know who is Aniki, and if i don not make it wrong , Aniki is little bit cute here, at least if he is not fake , it speak some kind of right things.

    but  Aniki Uncle is really nice to aunt。

  • Ms. Stephanie
    Ms. Stephanie wrote:

    @Aniki, you know what, I could have take your first reply as compliment indeed. BUT you are insane no matter who the hell you are ... well, maybe this fake face /name is prettier comparing the REAL you ... Wait..Why "maybe"... ?

  • Amalie Sæverud

    only the Americans are true boyfriends?

    why? because all the other boys are fake boys, boys with no balls or dicks?

  • Ms. Stephanie
    Ms. Stephanie wrote:

    B. you've changed your name again... 

    Do you feel better today?? Still suffering fever? 

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

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    (continued) ... someone got a fever? or flu? try lemon + boiled coca cola ... and then sweat it out ...

  • Jenny&King
    Jenny&King wrote:

    Fake Aniki , opps did it again , that's why they saked a real boy friend cause too many fake things here.

  • Amalie Sæverud

    well , I had to!

    After receiving several messages as" cool, let's do it!" with ugly squeezing eyes symble ;) ! I realised it's my fault to let these punks to think as if they had any chance to do anything! 

    I need peace, I choose not to fight with these stupidities! That's why I changed my name!

  • Jenny&King
    Jenny&King wrote:

    OH, you sacrifice a lot B.  sleepy now and too be countied , see ya gal.

  • くり
    くり wrote:

    Ms. Stephanie

    thanks, im gonna really take it as a compliment considering that you said it. Besides uncle dd' unhappy métaphore (sorry for u,hope u dont have blood in ur stool), have u taken into consideration to see a doctor, dd? Sure the  peter pan syndrom (which u share with many gaijin here) hasnt reach pete's one but im worring for ur wife...

     

    PS: i consider myself more like a mirror of u guys...

     

     

  • くり
    くり wrote:

    ms stephanie, what about if i call u Stephanie xiaojie?sounds less stilted and more natural...no?

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

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    Hahahahaha ... seeing a doctor? who is Pete? care to say this all again in English? or Chinese, since you seem to know it very well?

  • くり
    くり wrote:

    yes u should. Why?Read here .

    Pete?Is actualy just your younger version, when u were a teenager full of hopes and vigour

    In englisch?Or engrish?some sentences, eazy sentences...mmmm

    In chinese?Not sure i remember, my chinese sucks...

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

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    Hahahahaha ... hopes and vigour? me? I am really not sure what you are talking about ... if you want to confuse me, you have succeeded with flying colors ...

  • Ms. Stephanie
    Ms. Stephanie wrote:

    It's interesting to watch people fight.... 

    BTW, I don't need a BF but I need a HB....

  • Ms. Stephanie
    Ms. Stephanie wrote:

    Husband... hahahha... 

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    "ALWAYS buzzing about me"

    People scratching their heads and wondering, "Who the fuck is Aniki?" is not buzz.

    @Aniki, Your troll fu is the weak sauce, bro. It's heartbreakingly disappointing, because you speak so many languages that you could potentially be a god-tier tripfag of the chanese /int/ernational community. But even such broad knowledge cannot compensate for lacking a deep understanding of how to truly piss people off.

    Discard the ego. Anonymous-style troll fu requires a diminished attachment to the transitory illusions of face and reputation. If just one mention of your name is enough to piss you off and make you break character, then UR DOIN IT RONG.

    And remember that the most enduring lies require a certain measure of truth to render them animate and believable. Without a source of light, a shadow is meaningless.

  • くり
    くり wrote:

    Master Dando,

    thanks for your words of wisdom, I ll try harder...and one day I'll be better than you, like the old adagio says...

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    I'm looking forward to it. I'm obligated to counter-troll when the opportunity presents itself, but I really do appreciate what you were trying to do here. It reminds me of a Golden Age of Anonymous, before the moralfaggotry of Project Chanology.

    However, our methods are too different for comparisons (even the sarcastic kind). It's like a wushu expert fighting a muay thai expert. Under sanda rules, wushu will win. Under MMA rules, muay will win. In a street fight, they'll both lose against dirty tricks or overwhelming numbers. It's better to be 气功 master who never involves himself in competitions in the first place.

  • Jenny&King
    Jenny&King wrote:

    AH,the winner is.....................................................so you think you can dance ha

  • Virgil W
    Virgil W wrote:

    Lose lose situation and just a lot of wasted chi.

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    Hark, brother Aniki! Was that reverberating recapitulation of mine own recent retardations a sign that we have just such a 屁功 master among us?

  • Ms. Stephanie
    Ms. Stephanie wrote:

    Godfather, who is "HE"? What is the crab ?

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)
  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

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    (continued) ... then it should be "crap" ... no?

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    Mihou, the web needs your shanzhai Yahoo! Answers like I need an asshole on my elbow.

  • Jenny&King
    Jenny&King wrote:

    Besides the truth is chinese girls are the ones giving it to us?  Astaroth what dose "It" mean by anyway?   

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