Hahahaha ... here you go ...
This is old.
Straight parents get praised for shitting out tiny new consumers all the fucking time. Queer parents are even more worthy of praise because they elect to take on the responsibilities of parenting completely voluntarily in spite of mainstream resistance.
Have you ever heard of a gay shotgun wedding? I didn't fucking think so. Queer parents do this shit because they want to, not because they're afraid of being called bad parents.
That said, I'm not so sure that I'd say or do anything in this situation. Much as I like to take the piss from the moral high ground, I doubt I'd let homophobia spoil my meal. I adore American breakfast food for its simple decadence. How the fuck could a farmer get any work done after eating that shit at the crack of dawn? Greasy food makes me sleepy.
On the other hand, if I could think of a clever pick-up line, I might flirt with a male waiter with my best imitation of an outrageous gay lisp. 'Cuz I'm fucking FABULOUSSS~ like that.
You mean you've never heard my 小沈阳 voice?
(continued) ... I am afraid not ...and I am afraid to :)
Hahahaha ... it was nothing at all ... if you want to learn how to do this, maybe this old thread can help :)
I WILL BE GREAT JUSTICE WHEN I MEET THAT SITUATION!
Nah I'll probably just keep eating my hash browns.
She needs a bitch slap that's all.