Discussion » Nonsense » China Agrees To Erase U.S. Debt If Americans Dress

  • Skaught
    Skaught wrote:
    <p><img title="Hu" src="http://o.onionstatic.com/images/articles/article/20/20913/China_Agrees_R_jpg_600x345_crop-smart_upscale_q85_1.jpg" alt="Hu" width="600" height="345" /></p> <p><span>Chinese president Hu Jintao says Americans should begin thinking of dance steps now.</span></p> <p><span><a href="http://www.theonion.com/articles/china-agrees-to-erase-portion-of-us-debt-if-americ,20913/">Full Article</a><br /></span></p>
  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    This would put your average American ESL kindergarten instructor at the forefront of a diplomatic vanguard.

    You hear that, comrades? History has vindicated us early. We're not sell-outs. We're remarkably prescient.

  • Ataahua
    Ataahua wrote:


    will ya americans dance in nude?

  • Ataahua
    Ataahua wrote:

    why not?

    nude dancing makes extra tips, doesnt it? thus the americans could pay back the debt faster :P

  • N-Die 北京的法国人

    "nude dancing makes extra tips, doesnt it? "

    No, not for americans... ;)

  • A豆腐
    A豆腐 wrote:


  • Albulena Imeri

    As a proud (and pissed off) debt owner, I would like to see Obama, H Clinton, C Rice and J Reno (particularly this former AG) in the Swan Lake, Country ball room, Hunan Huaguxi and Er'ren'zhuan.

  • Christian Hansen

    Be more creative, why not asking for California, Nevada, Arizona, Texas and New Mexico land in exchange of the debt erasing? I do not think they will care about it, anyway that land did not belong to US before 1850, it was just taken by force to erase a debt... el que a hierro mata a hierro muere.

  • Brendon Kaci
    Brendon Kaci wrote:

    Hell, kidding me!

  • Albulena Imeri

    @Chucho: Ohla, Amigo, Mexicano.

    Your comment will get the patriotic, flag-waving Americans hate everybody. There's already lots of border patrols between Mexico and the US.

    But I love Cinco De Mayo.

  • Albulena Imeri

    On a more serious note: The US may sell the Taiwan region to China for half a trillion? Dirty politics.

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    @JimmyBond, Nah. Most Americans are convinced that it was a fair deal since we paid Mexico after annexing half their territory by force and nullifying most of their property rights. It's a better deal than genocide, anyway, so one might say the Mexicans got lucky, compared to the Native Americans.

    Anyway, those border patrols ought to have been directed more toward keeping guns out of Mexico than keeping drugs out of America. This American says please send more drugs! It's much harder to hate anyone when we're too high to care.

  • Albulena Imeri

    @Dando: Everything is relative, including fairness.

    But the American flag is still flying.

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