Astaroth isn't groaning.
An ARG means an Alternate Reality Game, an interactive cross-media game sometimes used for advertising or promotion, such as the phony leaks of Nine Inch Nails' album, Year Zero.
How about using it to host a play-by-post science fiction roleplaying game where forum members become space pirates. XP will be rewarded for plundering booty and producing butthurt.
Call it ARrrrrrrrrrRPG.
Hahahahaha ... I remember this site used to have some games, and then it was removed ... I remember this site used to have "chat", and then was removed too ...
Don't mind Bedtyger's bluster. He'll settle for soft rice and sloppy seconds. And so will I, to be honest, but I don't really consider it to be "settling".
I AM THE REAL PU$$AY MONSTAR