Discussion » Nonsense » Trade

  • Lao Lee
    Lao Lee wrote:
    <p>I will sell my virginity for a macbook</p>
  • Kevin Chen
    Kevin Chen wrote:

    virginity is nothing!

  • Shane
    Shane wrote:

    I will sell your virginity for an ipad :)

  • A豆腐
    A豆腐 wrote:

    @Lao Lee, male virginity doesn´t have market value, is a cheap product, because all men are trying to get rid of it since they are teens :P

    maybe you can exchange it for a few of Apple logo stickers...

  • Da Fan
    Da Fan wrote:

    如何证明是处男,这是个问题。可能需要去练习一下如何早泄吧,最好是那种裤子还没脱就紧张地射了的那种,就像电影里那样~ 鉴于还是有很多姑娘,初夜交待给了处男,我就一直很好奇,她们到底有几个,第一次就有爽到?这么说来,女人的初夜,还真是悲惨啊。让我不禁都觉得,既然除了疼,什么都没有,还不如拿来换个iPad什么的呢。

    若我是个雏儿,能换多少钱?若是和一般姑娘,估计连个套儿的钱都换不来吧,反而还得倒贴。运气好说不定能找个喜欢找小男生的女王,然后被羞辱一番,最后得个好物件儿。好像也挺无聊的~

  • Celine Amundsen

    晕。。。卖的是男的?真有女王要啊,哈哈

  • Celine Amundsen

    报名,我第一位围观,哈哈

  • Ataahua
    Ataahua wrote:

    can i be the vip of your pub, kulo~~~and i prefer such guys...wait let me find a vid

  • Ataahua
    Ataahua wrote:

    shoot, who teaches me how to put on a vid here?

     

  • Ataahua
    Ataahua wrote:

    hahahaha nope, it's a vid to teach you to sell better.

    check 'kazaky', if you can dance like them LAOLEE, many women will buy you with ipods, ipads etc~~~~~~

  • Ataahua
    Ataahua wrote:

    aahhhh too complicated lolol

    yeah learn that, i prefer your dancing than your virginity which i think you still keep :=p

  • Ataahua
    Ataahua wrote:

    no worries dear, you know nowdays we can fake anything ~~~*winkwink*

  • Ataahua
    Ataahua wrote:

    it's called 老黄瓜刷嫩漆

  • N-Die 北京的法国人

    Ask for an iphone chinese copy...maybe...u'll have more chance ;)

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