Discussion » Nonsense » How can I kill someone and get away with it?

  • Lao Lee
  • くり
    くり wrote:

    KILL UR SELF AFTER。

  • くり
    くり wrote:

    OR COME TO ITALY。 U LL GET THE MOST A COUPLE OF YEARS IN A NICE ROOM WITH PLASMA TV AND SOME GOOD ITALIAN FOOD。。。

  • High Priest
    High Priest wrote:

    There's no way. Even if you did discretly, you shall be guilty of urself.

    High Priest

  • くり
    くり wrote:

    AMEN

  • Ataahua
    Ataahua wrote:

    depends on which place you are.

    in mainland, you can kill anyone in a thread and escape successully

  • Ataahua
    Ataahua wrote:

    ooops River, really a smart answer!

  • A豆腐
    A豆腐 wrote:

    Just watch The Wire and learn from Stringer Bell or Avon Barksdale



  • Ataahua
    Ataahua wrote:

    jesus christ...the case just closed like that? well i am not expecting an answer

  • Ataahua
    Ataahua wrote:

    yes I knew that bloody well, I asked on behalf of those who don't LOL

  • Sean Pullman
    Sean Pullman wrote:

    Think the first thing is to make sure the body is NEVER found! No body...No murder!

    Second, not telling anyone...Doen't anybody watch TV?  haha...

     

  • Tina
    Tina's猫 wrote:

    convince him or her to commit suicide.

  • Ms Bla
    Ms Bla wrote:

    Cooking a steak of the corpse

    Ingredients:

    Corpse chops,

    salt 4teaspoons,

    black pepper 2-4teaspoons( based on personal preference),

    herbs 1/2 teaspoon,

    olive oil 2 teaspoons

     

    Direction :

    Step1. Rinse corpse with cold water and mashing

    2.Pour olive oil into frying plate

    3.Brush the oil all over the steak and flip it over 3-5times in this process, check the underside of the steak to see how the sear developing (till the meat deep and when is cooked you like)

    4 Now sprinkle the salt and pepper on both sides of the steak evenly

    5..Remove from the heat when just under done and wait 10 minutes for cooling.

    6.Dont forget sprinkle the herbs on top of the steak before you taste.

  • Ms. Stephanie
    Ms. Stephanie wrote:

    do it in your dream...

  • A豆腐
    A豆腐 wrote:
  • Ms. Stephanie
    Ms. Stephanie wrote:

    or if you are vampire... lol

  • Stevie Wonder
    Stevie Wonder wrote:

    easy question.u ready? u just kill urself.

    nobody can catch or question u so u got away with it.

  • A豆腐
    A豆腐 wrote:

    @River, in which city happens this?  O_o

  • V. Bilrost
    V. Bilrost wrote:

    Name some occupations in reality that have high chance to be so:

    Doctors (excluding Ph.D.), cops, soldiers, mafias, and....politicians(?)

  • Mari Vidste
    Mari Vidste wrote:

    @Bianca

    "corpse chops" -- Hahahahahaha!!!! That's wordsmithing right there!

    @Stevie Wonder,

    You're blind, right? Like your namesake? Or are you just a dumbfuck who posts the same comment that was made by someone else, IN CAPS, at the beginning of the thread?

    In fact, it is best to kill on impulse, preferably when drunk and high on hard drugs. You don't 'get away with it' per se, but you can get a hell of a reduced sentence.

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    Ideally, one would feed the body to pigs, because they'll leave behind nothing but teeth, prosthetics, and jewelry.

    A particularly gruesome yet environmentally friendly method of disposing of a body is to liquefy it with sodium hydroxide (lye detergent or drain cleaner) and simply wash what's left down the drain.

    But premeditated murder is Easy Mode for revenge. If you really want to dedicate yourself to vengeance, drive them mad. Make them suffer for a lifetime.

    Watch the Korean film Oldboy.

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    I said ideally. If you have the luxury of planning a murder, take them to the pigs alive. Then you can cut them a few times and let them bleed out. If the pigs are hungry enough, they might not wait until the victim is dead. If the victim is spry and might run away, hamstring them (pun not intended).

  • V. Bilrost
    V. Bilrost wrote:

    Who killed the robin?

    Me. Says the sparrow

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