Discussion » Dating & Romance » Do u need a gf/bf now..?but u couldnt find

  • Aquamarine
    Aquamarine wrote:
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  • Aquamarine
    Aquamarine wrote:

    Maybe i really need one。。or not

  • Simen Wangberg

    Maybe what you need is to stop taking life lessons from horrible movies and posting inane thread topics all day. Maybe!

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    I politely suggested the same thing via PM. That was a mistake.

  • 雪地
    雪地 wrote:

    I agree, this kind of bad holliwood movies are a real bad source of advise

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    Normally I'd just harass shitposters until they scream like little girls. What the hell are we supposed to do when it's an actual little girl?

  • Simen Wangberg

    "What the hell are we supposed to do when it's an actual little girl?"

    It's the quandary I've been dealing with all week. But I spare no one. Hence my repeated jabs.

  • Aquamarine
    Aquamarine wrote:

    come on。。stop it if u think its a bad topic。。ok。。so rude。。u cant tell what u want people to do。。if its boring。。stop juding in here。。

  • Aquamarine
    Aquamarine wrote:

    alittle girl。。hehe。。what its alittle girl means。。?

  • Aquamarine
    Aquamarine wrote:

    horrible movie。。?u like potato。。others cant like tomato。。no kidding

  • Simen Wangberg

    Yeah, but your tomatoes suck.

  • Aquamarine
    Aquamarine wrote:

    u cant say that。。who r u?ur michael。。nd i dont like tomatoes nd potatos。。

  • Simen Wangberg

    I'M ME AND YOU'RE YOU!

    And I can say and do whatever, man.

    Tomatoes and potatoes are good for you.

    This thread, however, is not.

  • Aquamarine
    Aquamarine wrote:

    yea。。nd u can say not,,nd i can still say yes,,,cuz everyone has a diffrent mind。。no ones wrong。。ok

  • Simen Wangberg

    NO WAY?!?

  • Aquamarine
    Aquamarine wrote:

    theres could be a way。

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    Aquamarine, You're free to post as much utterly banal and pointless crap as you desire. We are equally free to mock and criticize it.

  • Aquamarine
    Aquamarine wrote:

    Hehe。。judger。。ok。。if u think this its interesting。。go ahead。。i dont give a shit about it。。nd wont wasting time with u。。i wont judge anyone。。if u like,talking alone then。。bye。。dont wanna see u again

  • Aquamarine
    Aquamarine wrote:

    dont call ur or me。。theres no u。。

  • Simen Wangberg

    YOU WILL NEVER SEE ME?!?

  • Aquamarine
    Aquamarine wrote:

    what?

  • kö
    wrote:

    i  dont  need  now .....

  • Linn Nesse
    Linn Nesse wrote:

    how about a pet??

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

    。。。

    Hahahahaha ... and I thought I am the one who has plenty of time :)

  • Jingvei
    Jingvei wrote:

    where is the Mr. Right??????????????

  • Ataahua
    Ataahua wrote:

    I dont find bf, I meet!

  • 雪地
    雪地 wrote:

    @Aquamarine Hathaway: wow, no body said the topic is bad, just the movie ;-) Dont hate me .... *please* 

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

    ...

    Hahahahahaha ... ::xuedi:: ... dont worry, all the girls love you ... no, seriously, I really meant that ... and they said that I dont know anything ... 哼!

    Jingvei ... anywhere but WDK or SLT ... go to a library perhaps?

    Ataahua ... heehee ... my dear girl, we all know that you are a men-magnet :)

     

  • Aquamarine
    Aquamarine wrote:

    Hehe..i dont need one for now..or unless if god give me a right one..that would be great

  • Aquamarine
    Aquamarine wrote:

    God father..ive used judge word for 90 times,..?hehe..this its not truth..i didnt said anything to u..so dont tell me also..thanks

  • Simen Wangberg

    "no body said the topic is bad, just the movie ;-)"

    I said the topic is bad, thank you very much:

    "Maybe what you need is to stop taking life lessons from horrible movies and posting inane thread topics all day."

    Teal Hathaway - guess what? THIS is how the Internet works:

    People come and say mean things to you cos you're boring and maybe a little dumb. We will keep making fun of you until you go away or demonstrate a redeeming quality, such as intelligence or wit. Sadly, I don't think any of us have seen you demonstrate the latter...

  • Ejdnzlaj
    Ejdnzlaj wrote:

    My analysis: Blueishgreen Hathaway was recently naive enough to fall for one of the blanket copy pasta PM "pick up artists" and is currently suffering an identity crisis as his refusal to return her calls causes her self-image of being a traditional girl collapses around her.

  • Simen Wangberg

    Bahaha. It's plausible! More likely, she has grown up in the warm cocoon of upper-classitude and isn't used to us peons making fun of her. I poke you in the shin with my walking stick!

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    @Kieran, Traditional? You obviously haven't visited Seafoam Hathaway's profile.

  • Aquamarine
    Aquamarine wrote:

    hehe..ok Michael..if u think its funny..go ahead..who said people dumb or whatever..i think they r like that  already..juding people around..nd cuz urself r  nothin..nd talk about mean..ok..let me say this..ur nothin cuz ur here,..useless..nd using mao ze dong pic u dont feel shame about it.?he saved china..what the hell u think ur..u cant even save urself..problem man..nd if u wanna say anything..nothin gonna works on me..so why dont u shut up nd think about it why ur life its so sad,..what .do u have .nd what do u do in here..whats ur goal..what u gonna be after one year until ten years..but yea..ur still u after ten years..who the hell u think ur..ur just M..nothin else..shut up now..nd dont judge me even call my name..cuz ur not worth it..

  • Aquamarine
    Aquamarine wrote:

    nd dando Z...by the way...this topic its about do u need a gf or bf..if u dont need..shut up nd dont even talk on here..nd u dont even know me..so dont even fucking judge me..bye

  • Simen Wangberg

    And you do need to visit - if only to get a peep at those viciously PS'ed magazine covers.

    How petty is this, though? That we're poking fun at someone's career on the INTERNET. Are we not also twelve-year-old girls, at heart?

    we're on the THE WORLD WIDE WEB.

    God I wish I still had a link to this sweet "Good Morning, America" segment where Bryan Gumbel, or however it is spelled, is trying to wrap his head around this new "World Wide Web" thing.

    CANCERAIDS

  • Aquamarine
    Aquamarine wrote:

    Nd Kieran..do u fucking know me..?do u fucking know me..?what i has been ..?hehe..ur funny..what u can read people mind..?nop u cant..nd stop saying traditional girl..do u know what its that mean..?so i can say ur not a traditional..boy...or its boy or a girl..

  • Simen Wangberg

    "mao ze dong pic u dont feel shame about it.?he saved china.."

    You know, I was fully prepared to refer to your poor grasp of English as an excuse for your apparent lack of intelligence - hell, I probably sound full-retard when I speak or write Chinese.

    Buuuuut you definitely just demonstrated a poor grasp of lots of other stuff, like history and politics and junk. Maybe you're not too far from the village after all. OH NO I DI-N'T.

  • Aquamarine
    Aquamarine wrote:

    Oh sorry mr michael...im really doing the x factor show..nd i did a great job..so i mean what i meant..but ur lmao..ur not..nd ull never be like him..so stop it..nd stop talking about  me..cuz u dont know me..so dont say that im boring or numb..do u fucking know me..?nop u dont..so dont use those words on me anymore..i didnt said anything bad..u judged me at first remember..

  • Simen Wangberg

    "what u gonna be after one year until ten years"

    Well, I'm not exactly sure, but I guess I'll either be 26 or 35? I mean, it's kind of hard to figure out cos my birthday is in a few weeks (HELLO FRIENDS IT IS TIME TO PLAN MY SURPRISE PARTY.), so it's like...I'm technically 25, but I feel 26. Do you know what I mean? Well, I guess you probably don't, but that's still okay, as Beijing's cabbies are so fond of telling me when I fail to understand anything they say.

  • Aquamarine
    Aquamarine wrote:

    ehh...yep..hats right..so u do know the history..?u should learn it..anyway..there no use talking with u..dont wanna say anything to u anymore..if u wanna say..or think its fun..keep writing..i wont even read it..bye

  • Simen Wangberg

    "so i mean what i meant"

    And an elephant's faithful, one hundred per cent!!!

  • Simen Wangberg

    "yep..hats right..so u do know the history..?"

    I do, a little bit.

    QUESTION:

    Did Mao Zedong save China after he caused millions of people to starve to death, or did that happen before he caused millions of people to starve to death?

    Was just wondering about that.

  • Simen Wangberg

    Man, I just went full-dickhead on this thread. Sorry folks. I just keep refreshing it and talking to myself, basically. Carry on, then.

  • Ejdnzlaj
    Ejdnzlaj wrote:

    I am not a traditional boy. I piss on culture.

  • Simen Wangberg

    I piss on people who follow me on the street.

    http://www.weliveinbeijing.com/discussion/thread/1000007960/Nonsense/What-and-39;d-you-do-if.....

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    I appreciated the dickery, Michael. I needed a break.

  • Tina
    Tina's猫 wrote:

    break your mind

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    @Tina, You might, with the way you've been running through it all day. Be careful or you might trip on something.

  • Tina
    Tina's猫 wrote:

    nah, the way you've been running through it all day, literally, i have LOST MY MIND.

    and only an mind-running asshole could easily get tripped. so you should watch your back,and i will help by giving you a kick when u trip lol

  • Aquamarine
    Aquamarine wrote:

    Nice..tina...;)

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    @Tina, So you've been thinking of me so much that much that I've driven you crazy? Hmmm. It didn't seem like it would be such a long trip to me. You could've just walked.

  • Tina
    Tina's猫 wrote:

    *sigh*

    u have been such a disappointment at this point, what happened to the language master, who is not even aware of the original meaning of LOST ONE'S MIND. 

    apparently you have broken your mind even without the help of a trip , but on the other hand, you saved urself  from my kick. so deal with it,dando!

  • Amalie Sæverud

    I need a father for my plan-to-born child!

  • Amalie Sæverud

    oops, I just posted without reading any of your posts!

    I will move my desperation elsewhere!

    have fun!

  • Tina
    Tina's猫 wrote:

    *I've seen you cry, I've seen you smile.
    I've watched you sleeping for a while.
    I'd be the father of your child.
    I'd spend a lifetime with you.
    I know your fears and you know mine.
    We've had our doubts but now we're fine,
    And I love you, I swear that's true.
    I cannot live without you."

    Dumber:did i get your heart by that lyrics. haaaaaaaaaaaaaa 

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    I don't know what "to lose one's mind" means in Tina话, but to the rest of us in the English-speaking world, it means to become mad or insane.

  • Tina
    Tina's猫 wrote:

    @oops, I just posted without reading any of your posts!

    go to watch the SP,Season 16, the apple episode .

    "YOU DIDN'T READ IT!!!"

  • Amalie Sæverud

    got it! :P

    Just a hypothesis, 

    Could there be a community, that all the straight girls living together! Have children and raising on their own! Support each other! Shopping together, cooking together, travel together, raising children together! And anyone can bring any male to sleep over whenever she need it! And no one else will judge it!

    Isn't that great!

    Day dreaming.................... and giggling.........>.<

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    Every time I suggest the same goddamned thing, people think I want to start my own personal harem. Methinks dicks ain't worth fighting over.

  • Tina
    Tina's猫 wrote:

    You can't view this profile.

    Only my friends are allowed to view my profile.

    Add as friend

    ..................Dumber,have you already set up this community? just like how WLIB community needs us, you also need a manny for the babies. why not recruit dando and never let him get out, the world will be so grateful.

  • Amalie Sæverud

    my community only accept lovely females, for example - you! :P

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    @Tina, Much as the thought of being DnD's baby daddy excites me, I think she'd have me so browbeaten and pussy-whipped that I'd still be on WLIB behaving like even more of an annoying asshole to compensate for being constantly emasculated.

  • Tina
    Tina's猫 wrote:

    @dumber,this community is very possible under the trend of women power currently

    i'm very glad to be the pioneer ,let's do the paper work.

    @Dando tongxie, i was refering to a male nanny, u still excited?

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    @Tina, If it means working in a matriarchal commune instead of an office, and occasionally getting my balls busted by sharp-tongued ladies who normally wouldn't consider my balls worth busting, then yeah.

    Still excited.

    My nipples could cut glass right now.

  • Aquamarine
    Aquamarine wrote:

    Cant u use more disgusting words..?god..this its not about sex topic..

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    @Chartreuse Hagaway, Y U JUDGE-A ME?!?!??!

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