China is the happiest place on earth according to a new global happiness index released by North Korea's Chosun Central Television. China earned 100 out of 100 points, followed closely by North Korea (98 points), then Cuba, Iran, and Venezuela. Coming in at 203rd place is America (or rather "the American Empire", 美帝国), with only 3 happiness points. South Korea got a measly 18 points for 152nd place.
Makes sense... The only place happier than paradicial NKorea is its BFF! No surprise for anyone that USA is the hands-down most miserable place on earth. Thanks to Dear Leader for such an obviously accurate study, and for assuming that the rest of the world is full of retards who believe everything he says.