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  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:
    <p>...happening right now is the scandal of U.S. congressman Anthony Weiner (D-NY), who posted pictures his clothed but noticeably semi-erect phallus on Twitter.</p> <p><img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmee56i4Va1qekmm4o1_400.jpg" alt="" width="320" height="240" /></p> <p>Because his name sounds like a slang term for sausage. HURR DURR. Well. I'm a highbrow motherfucker. You'll find no such cheap puns in this post. 'Cuz congressional dick pix be srs bsns.</p> <p>At first, Weiner claimed his Twitter was hacked, but yesterday he held a press conference and confessed that he'd been "sexting" various women, some of them married. </p> <p>If Weiner was a family values Republican, he would have been caught <a href="http://lmgtfy.com/?q=wide+stance">soliciting sex in a public bathroom</a>, or doing <a href="http://tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com/2011/01/ted_haggard_im_probably_what_the_kids_call_bisexual.php">methamphetamine with gay prostitutes</a>. Instead, this otherwise trustworthy and amiable fellow from the American political party I hate the least couldn't just say "Yeah, sorry. Wrong file. My bad." Instead he claimed he was hacked but couldn't deny that it was his penis, then he let his press team fuck around all weekend and waited until Monday to hold a press conference and cried about all the sex <em>he wasn't even really having</em>.</p> <p>How fucking lame!</p> <p>I'm ashamed to be American today. Moreso than usual, anyway.</p>
  • Simen Wangberg

    weanir

  • 雪地
    雪地 wrote:

    who cares is a congressman does with his 'weanir' online, i would be worried what they doing that you DONT see in the public ... like suporting terrorist (sorry freedom fighters) in afganistan (yeah, i refer the 80s).

    So better a public "weanir" than a secretive war that created osama bin laden ....

    Still, not fair if he herrasing woman with his private parts,...

  • Simen Wangberg

    It would be better if he was harassing Afghanistan freedom fighters with his weanir.

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    We all care about what our leaders do with their penises and vaginas.

    It doesn't matter what country you're talking about; political sex scandals make newspapers sell like hotcakes. Is that a valid simile? Maybe they sell more like crepes. One might use a dangling crepe to obscure their twitterdix and avoid violating obscenity laws. At least that would be more visually interesting than a mere half-boner in boring boxer-briefs.

  • Simen Wangberg

    My weanir resembles a dangling crepe?

  • Simen Wangberg

    With chocolate sauce. And cherries.

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