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  • A豆腐
    A豆腐 wrote:

    In other thread someone ask about [...] please tell me exactly how Spain got into the economic mess it currently is in now 

    Well, here is a little story: 


    Franco, the last fascist dictator, dead,


    Spain began to be a nice place to invest,  not only a place for go holidays, sun, beachs, bitches .....  because we forget all the fascist shit of the last goverment and we opened our economy to the capitalism. We had cheap qualified workers, a lot of them (yep, a small country, but each family had at least 3 sons, some of them 7-11!!!! Franco and priests liked this), so companies from others countries came here and opened factories.... with cheap wages of course, I mean, those companies had to pay more to their workers in their countries, so better in Spain. (Don´t you reminds you a little China?)

    Workers began to have money, so they began to want two things: houses and cars (no house, no car, you can not marry, yep yep like in China). So a good bussiness began to be..... yeap, the construction!!! A lot of people began to think that the best is invest their money in the construction. Be a Landlord can be niubi, and the price of the houses rose up and up after you bought ..... a fucking good bussiness!!!

  • A豆腐
    A豆腐 wrote:

    So around this bussiness appeared a lot of estate agencies, many in each street like in Beijing now. 


    And also a lot of friendly Banks, for apply credits 


    We were happy !!!! banks, companies, businessmen, workers, all... even our pets, dogs and cats, began to have better live than our grandparents during and after the civil war ..... 

    but after some decades, inflation grown up too much, and the companies and bussinessmen prefered move their bussiness to other countries. Economic globalization is pretty cool about that, easily movement for the companies.   

    So they said -Good bye expensive Wage slaves-

    and the scared banks said - hey workers, you have to pay your credits now-.

    workers said - MEI YOU money

    Banks went to the goverment and said - Give me money sucker and don´t ask nothing -

    Goverment said - HAO DE

  • A豆腐
    A豆腐 wrote:

    In the end, in the place of the old states agencies, now there are a lot of these places where you can sell your gold (maybe in China, in the future, you can sell your jade, now a lot of people buy it, huh?). Usurers -hablando en plata-.


    and then an old spanish farmer said:

    Barbecho (fallow)


    Northern Hemisphere is gonna be on fallow,
    Harvesters are going to the southern hemisphere.
    After some time, they will return.
    Economy and Agriculture, similar sciences. Farmers are always good in business.


    Next we talk about ZARA.....

  • Fabian Kollen
    Fabian Kollen wrote:

    haha, cool one!

  • 外交猫
    外交猫 wrote:

    well said.

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