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  • High Priest
    High Priest wrote:
    <p><span style="font-family: courier new,courier; font-size: small;">A definition of globalization that<strong><em>&nbsp;</em></strong><strong><em>I can understand and to which I now can relate:</em></strong></span></p> <p><span style="font-family: courier new,courier; font-size: small;"><strong><em><br />Question</em></strong><strong>:</strong><strong><br />What is the truest definition of&nbsp;</strong>&nbsp;<strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Globalization</span></strong><strong>?</strong>&nbsp;<br /><strong><em><br />Answer</em></strong><strong>:</strong><strong><br />Princess</strong><strong><br />Diana's<br />death.</strong><strong><br /></strong><strong><em><br />Question</em></strong><strong>:</strong><strong><br />How come?</strong><strong><br /></strong><strong><em><br />Answer</em></strong><strong>&nbsp;</strong><strong>:</strong><strong><br /></strong><strong><br />An<br />English princess</strong><strong><br />with an<br />Egyptian boyfriend</strong>&nbsp;<br /><strong><br />crashes<br />in a French tunnel,</strong><strong><br />riding in a</strong>&nbsp;<br /><strong><br />German<br />car</strong>&nbsp;<br /><strong><br />with a<br />Dutch engine,</strong>&nbsp;<br /><strong><br />driven<br />by a Belgian</strong>&nbsp;<br /><strong><br />who was<br />drunk</strong>&nbsp;<br /><strong><br />on<br />Scottish whisky,</strong>&nbsp;<br /><strong><br />(check the bottle before you<br />change the spelling),</strong>&nbsp;<br /><strong><br />followed<br />closely by</strong>&nbsp;<br /><strong><br />Italian<br />Paparazzi,</strong>&nbsp;<br /><strong><br />on<br />Japanese motorcycles,</strong>&nbsp;<br /><strong><br />treated<br />by an American doctor,</strong><strong><br />using</strong>&nbsp;<br /><strong><br />Brazilian<br />medicines.</strong>&nbsp;<br /><strong><br />This is<br />sent to you by</strong>&nbsp;<br /><strong><br />a<br />Canadian,</strong>&nbsp;<br /><strong><br />using</strong>&nbsp;<br /&
  • High Priest
    High Priest wrote:

    Canadian, 

    using
     

    American
    Bill Gates' technology,
     

    and
    you're probably reading
    this on your computer,
     

    that
    uses Taiwanese chips,

    and
     

    a
     

    Korean
    monitor,
     

    assembled
    by
     

    Bangladeshi
    workers
     

    in a
    Singapore plant,
     

    transported
    by Indian
     

    truck drivers,
     

    hijacked
    by Indonesians,
     

    unloaded by
    Sicilian longshoremen,
     

    and
    trucked to you by Mexican illegals...
     



    That, my friends,
    is 
     Globalization 

  • Stine Ekren
    Stine Ekren wrote:

    it's  all about who can maximize the monoply of the global market .

  • High Priest
    High Priest wrote:

    Who really, in this era, can maximize the global market monopoly? Huawei?:)

  • Stine Ekren
    Stine Ekren wrote:

    it's the game theory, we will always in the competitive stage~

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