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  • Liz
    Liz wrote:
    <p><strong><span style="color: red;"><span>TEACHER: &nbsp; &nbsp;Maria, go to the map and find North &nbsp;America&nbsp;</span></span><span style="color: #2f2f2f;"><span><br />MARIA: &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span></span><span style="color: #400000;"><span>Here it &nbsp;is.</span></span><span style="color: #2f2f2f;"><span>&nbsp;</span></span><span style="color: red;"><span><br />TEACHER: &nbsp; Correct. &nbsp;Now class, who discovered America ?</span></span><span style="color: #2f2f2f;"><span>&nbsp;<br />CLASS: &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;Maria.&nbsp;</span></span><span style="color: #400000;"><span><br />____________ _________ _________ ______</span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: Times;"><span>&nbsp;</span></span><span style="color: #2f2f2f;"><span>&nbsp; &nbsp;</span></span><span style="color: #400080;"><span><br /><br />TEACHER: &nbsp; John, &nbsp;why are you doing your math multiplication on &nbsp;the floor?</span></span><span style="color: #2f2f2f;"><span>&nbsp;<br />JOHN: &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;You told me to do it without using tables.&nbsp;</span></span><span style="color: #400000;"><span><br />____________ _________ _________ _________ ___</span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: Times;"><span>&nbsp;</span></span><span style="color: teal;"><span><br /><br />TEACHER: &nbsp;Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'</span></span><span style="color: #2f2f2f;"><span>&nbsp;<br />GLENN: &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;K-R-O-K-O-D- I-A-L'&nbsp;</span></span><span style="color: teal;"><span><br />TEACHER: &nbsp;No, that's wrong</span></span><span style="color: #2f2f2f;"><span>&nbsp;<br />GLENN: &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. &nbsp;</span></span><span style="color: red;"><span><br />(I Love this kid)</span></span><span style="color: #2f2f2f;"><span>&nbsp;</span></span><span style="color: #400000;"><span><br />____________ _________ _________ _________ _____</span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family
  • 雪地
    雪地 wrote:

    hahaha, some really good ones !!

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