Discussion » Nonsense » how to date with girls in WLIB, and how to get sex

  • I Am A Kid
    I Am A Kid wrote:
    <p>Excuse me, I new in this world, new in china. don't laught on me. Just answer my question.</p>
  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

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    Hahahahaha ... I am a retard ... dont forget that ...

  • A豆腐
    A豆腐 wrote:

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

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    哈哈哈哈,你啊,就知道跟踪我!下次把你的鱼尾巴切了,用来清蒸!

  • Ola Sande
    Ola Sande wrote:

    你们这些浪子

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

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    哈哈哈哈,人,还是要吃饭的嘛!今晚煮了清汤牛腩,和炒了一个芥菜!好吃!

    说了什么了?

    JZ 。。。你不能这样说啊,我给你机会了,只是你不在北京!

  • Ejdnzlaj
    Ejdnzlaj wrote:

    Uh oh, it's that Caroline Chen stuff again

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

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    哈哈哈哈,有人对你有兴趣了,但要看看人家有没有胆子找你!祝你好运!

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

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    哈哈哈哈,真的那个?还是假的?

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

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    哈哈哈哈,真的,是“泡泡”的朋友。假的,应该是一个叫John的男生!

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

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    哈哈哈哈,假Caroline的真正身份,我其实不是很肯定,但,根据我看到的,应该是John,或John的朋友!

  • Martin Svean
    Martin Svean wrote:

    oh no a gaylord. maybe he wants to do a drive by shooting or wishes to sell drugs to kids.

    youre a fool

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    Yeah. That was stupid. Now I know who it is.

  • Martin Svean
    Martin Svean wrote:

    we probably all know who it is. but that is not important.

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

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    (continued)

    Q: who?

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    It's either Mr. Incredible/BedTyger or someone trying very hard to mimic his writing style. Who else refers to women as "juicy pussies"?

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

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    Hahahaha ... they are not doing a very good job then? ... but I think, "Caroline", i.e. someone called "John", also cloning me, is a different person ...

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    Eh. I suppose, if you buy into that backstory about jealous boyfriends.

  • Martin Svean
    Martin Svean wrote:

    that is just a good example of some people on here just do not have a life.

    why the hell would I want to clone someone online?

    especially dando. I mean he's cool and all but just very different from me.

    whomever he/she is really has it out for him i think

     

    probably a nice little half korean/japanese looking underwear model that got turned down and now is out of revenge.

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    Well, in any case, the gloves are off now. I don't give a fuck if someone calls me a faggot. But this little goon has to drag a bunch of girls into it. Decent girls who really ought not to associate with the likes of me. 

    I hope you're reading this, you two-bit drug-pushing walking talking minstrel show. Your ass is grass and I'm the lawnmower.

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

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    Hahahahaha ... and I am the side kick "Zero" ...

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    Nah. I've got dirt on this guy, and an complementary anecdote about Sanlitun drug dealers. I promise that my meager Internet detective work will be justifiably entertaining.

    But I'll be quiet for a little while. No 人肉搜索 yet. Consider this the silent fart before the shitstorm.

  • Amalie Sæverud

    what fuck is that?

    今早有人飞报,论坛有人讨论你呢 , 你要出名了!我真是又惊又喜呀!喜的是:终于有人聊到我了,哈哈, 我要出名了!惊的是:不会爆什么猛料出来吧!?!!

    一个劲的刷新,TMD就是连不上WLIBJ, 这个好家伙把我急的!还好有热火对公牛的比赛,这个早上也就算过去了!

    下午过来一看,把每个thread挨个打开,这个没说我,那个也没说我!失望呀!转到这里一看!哎,就是个这?!!!!!社么玩意么?只见我的大名跟在一众顶顶大名的姑娘后面,也没个加深,下滑杠啥的!然后也没有什么新鲜玩意和可以加快肾上腺素的猛料!不就是逼么?!我打赌你Gaylord Fucker连逼和肛门的分不清!还好意思出来骂人!爆料!先回小学把生理卫生课补起了再说!

    English verion:

    Early this morning, I got this offline messages from last night  2AM, from a friend of here, saying that" Nikkie, you will get famous, there is a thread talking about you , have you read it?!"

    OMG, finally, I got a thread talking about me?! I'm so happy yet a little scared!

    What I'm happy for is : as I have mentioned above, finally, after all these years! after all these witty and entertaining posts I contribute to this forum, there is finally a thread about me!

    What I'm scared for is : wow, I hope there is not much dirty secrects revealed about me!

    nervously and eagerly,  I tried to login in to WLIBJ, but can't connect, refresh the pages like mad rats, but still can't connect to it! Luckily , I got the B-game, which BULLS vs HEATS, so the morning passes with all peace!

    In the afternoon , when I could finally login in the website, I checked carefully every thread from bottom to up! This thread is not about me, that thread is not about me! Shit! I'm so disappointed. And just when I'm about to give up! I saw my tinny little name right after all these famous furom girls , not even in Font bold, black or underlined ! wtf is that? you call that offend?!!!! Nothing new! Not even a tiny piece of details! Just Pussy!?!!!!! Really? I bet you -Gaylord Fucker,  you can't even tell the difference of a pussy and an anus!  Please go back to elementary school to pick up the basic Human Biology and Health lessons, before you came here! shit!

  • Tina
    Tina's猫 wrote:

    haha,hilarious,你太有才了!

    DUMB AND DUMBER,不过呢我才发现你的名字是NIKKIE,所以我想着发一个贴,贴名为“原来TA的芳名为NIKKIE”,抚慰抚慰你受伤的心灵?

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    Sorry to disappoint you, Nikkie.

  • Lianqing Li
    Lianqing Li wrote:

    get sex? just ask them about their gender...

  • Amalie Sæverud

    @Tina

    haha 多谢了!这个没有办法呀, 他是自取其辱 我就满足他一下!我可是 Offendology Master degree holder!

    再开贴也就不必要了吧!低调低调!强中自有强中手!谁不定有人是Offendology Doctor degree holder!

  • Amalie Sæverud

    @ Xriver

    这个有什么长的?不能再缩了,字字都是精华!

    再说 为了节省大家的时间 重点我已经加黑了呀!还有什么好读不了的?

    it's not a long statement, and in order to save time for everyone, I aleady blacked the essence!

  • Amalie Sæverud

    哈哈 这个好  Xriver

    可惜太文绉绉了 不是我的范

    再说他已经声明他没有jj了 太可惜了 最后三个字你也可以省了!

  • Xiao
    Xiao wrote:

    13楼的Caroline亮了!我还一层一层数的呢。

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

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    哈哈哈哈,刚想到,中文有一句叫“人去楼空”?这个人都走被删了,你们还在嚷什么啊?

    三文鱼,还不快快工作?否则有人又要来吃了你了!

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

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    哈哈哈哈,Xiao,我代家里的哪位Aunty问你,最近你切了人家多少块肉?

  • Amalie Sæverud

    shit

    我对不起大家呀 来晚了

    这厮竟然已经被删了

    太遗憾了

    都不能看他特娘的回复了

  • Xiao
    Xiao wrote:

    哈哈哈,叮当叔叔,我哪有那么恐怖变成屠夫。我是语言上的巨人,行动上的矮子啊!替我问候Aunty!

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

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    哈哈哈哈,Xiao,我们都记得你说过,只是那个小子也太嚣张了!

  • Xiao
    Xiao wrote:

    对啊,还明目张胆贴出来让所有人看,我给我妈看我妈也说他是不想让自己在中国的日子太舒服哈哈。

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

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    哈哈哈哈,所以说嘛,真的不能宠他!

  • Lianqing Li
    Lianqing Li wrote:

    I learnt a new term called bipolar disorder, one of symptom is sexual promiscuity. Just FYI.

  • High Priest
    High Priest wrote:

    I second Tprophet.

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

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    Hahahahaha ... we have a Prophet ... a Priest ... and a Gaylord who is trying to piss off everyone ... I would call this a crusade of PUA ...

    ... but wait, that woud make Gaylord a clone of Gu ...

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    Nobody needs to defend me, Gaylord. I'm barely even tolerated here, and that's because I only bully suckers what's gots it comin'. Take it from me; when people call you a piece of shit, it's not because they prefer me. You're just manifestly pathetic, whether you're using a fake identity, or just being yourself. 

  • Zhang Fan
    Zhang Fan wrote:

    Guys, please learn how to respect before you come out and leave your country...that should be your China Course 101.  Dont wanna say too much things that are inappropriate...just finding whoever start the thread dumb...

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

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    Hahahahahaha ... 己所不欲勿施于人...

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    Zhang, Are you implying that there's something unique about Chinese culture that inhibits Chinese people from posting inappropriate things on the Internet?

    I find your milqeutoast prejudice equally as revolting as the fake-profile trolling going on upstairs. Way to set yourself apart from everyone else, by subtly injecting ugly nationalism into what is already a god-awful clusterfuck of a failed thread.

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    @Scott, All wrapped up.

    I was waiting to see if the perpetrator would abandon his sockpuppet accounts, but he hasn't. He used his fake Alexandria profile to browse my own just a few minutes ago.

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

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    Hahahahaha ... can we conclude that the fake Alexandria and fake Caroline and fake me, as well as Gay, are the same person?

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    Or a conspiracy of douchebags.

  • Synne Syverstad

    好久不见,来围观下……看来大多人还都在~其实网站可以给叔叔给荣誉管理员~

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