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  • A.w
    A.w wrote:

    Taking the explanation of these concepts further…


    The buzzword in today’s business world is MARKETING. The following is a simple explanation of “Marketing.”

    You’re a man and you see a gorgeous woman at a party. You go up to her and say, “I’m fantastic in bed.” That’s Direct Marketing

    You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous woman. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, “He’s fantastic in bed.” That’s Advertising

    You see a gorgeous woman at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, “Hi, I’m fantastic in bed.” That’s Telemarketing

    You’re at a party and see a gorgeous woman. You get up and straighten your tie. You walk up to her and pour her a drink and then say, “By the way, I’m fantastic in bed.” That’s Public Relations

    You’re at a party and see a gorgeous woman. She walks up to you and says, “I hear you’re fantastic in bed.” That’s Brand Recognition

    You’re at a party and see a gorgeous woman. You talk her into going home with your friend. That’s a Sales Rep

    Your friend can’t satisfy her so he calls you. That’s Tech Support

    You’re on your way to a party when you realize that there could be gorgeous women in all these houses you’re passing. So you climb onto the roof of one situated toward the center and shout at the top of your lungs, “I’m fantastic in bed!” That’s Junk Mail

     

  • pommie
    pommie wrote:

    Your friend can’t satisfy her so he calls you. You tell him to flip her off the bed then flip her back on again. That’s Tech Support

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