Discussion » Nonsense » hey, guys! which girls you will sleep with, wh

  • Mirage
    Mirage wrote:
    <p>like the title!</p>
  • Amalie Sæverud

    我也想知道。。。。。

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    Fuck for affection, marry for money.

  • Stine Ekren
    Stine Ekren wrote:

     marry for what?

  • Da Fan
    Da Fan wrote:

    all girls I will sleep with when condom works, the girl I will marry when condom fails

  • Da Fan
    Da Fan wrote:

    "no method of contraception can provide 100% protection against preganancy or sexual transmitted infections" -- note on the durex package. So sure, condoms fail sometime.

    I don't choose brands, I use what girls have. So which brand do you use? haha

  • Da Fan
    Da Fan wrote:

    well, seriously, men would like to have sex with any girls who pass their "not to bad" threshold right? As to marrage, that's quite a individual case

  • Da Fan
    Da Fan wrote:

    umm...my girl and her roommates purchased a huge box of Trojan together several days ago, so I think I will have no choice for a long time = =

  • Da Fan
    Da Fan wrote:

    come one Ami, you know 99% cases I'm just trolling.

    As for marrage, I've expressed my idea before: I believe in love, relationship, but I don't believe in marrage.

  • Da Fan
    Da Fan wrote:

    it's like, why do I need to get "registered" at some official venue as a benchmark of our relationship? how about if I just want to get a bunch of friends and annonce that "we are married from now?"

    I'm against "official marrage", coz it has nothing to do with love. Simply it create a more "stable" society, which is good to the government, and it serves as an insurance to hedge the insecurity of one or both people in the marrage "contract". And this insurance contract doesn't insure love, it insures financial interest, that's lame

  • Da Fan
    Da Fan wrote:

    I don't like kids either. teen boys or girls are awesome, but kids are just annoying, esp 7-8 years boys.

  • Zoe Zhong
    Zoe Zhong wrote:

    lady on the street, whore in the bed?

    I am sure that is kind of gals men want.

    For marriage, personally, I thinks it means nothing.

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

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    Hahahahaha ... stupid question ... just "sleep", right?

    In my third year at uni, I once brought a girl back to the dorm, and let her sleep on the bed, while I slept on the floor ... so, it was just "sleep" ...

  • Stine Ekren
    Stine Ekren wrote:

    haha,"just sleep together,I won't touch u, I promise!"

     

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    @Evanescence, Yes! Come over and watch movies, even though I have no furniture except for a 双人床. Then!

    "Well, it's okay if we spoon, right?"

    "You say somethings poking you? Sorry, can't help it."

    "What kind of shampoo do you use? It smells wonderful."

    Finally, and this is my favorite:

    "PLEEEASE, just the tip, ok? If you don't like it I'll pull it out."

  • Stine Ekren
    Stine Ekren wrote:

    haha, Dando, u r the true film director~

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

    ...

    Hahahahaha ... guess my "sleep over" story was off topic then?

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    That wasn't dialogue! That's just the logical progression from what Evanescence had said.

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    Am I just a puppet? I didn't even notice your hand up my ass.

  • Dea Johanne Hovet

    fuck ass is for fun and love, not an animal behaviour

  • Saint - Spartacus

    rOkOlOkO.

    if sb ask , i 'd like to be the pron director , it's a chanllange and why not try 3D production. oh , i maybe just intrest for the camera movement part and distence part

    at end , Don't forget a explosion for the scene to make more spectacular  !

  • Ejdnzlaj
    Ejdnzlaj wrote:

    I can't believe there is a wiki how for "how to get a man to marry you"

  • Amalie Sæverud

    F**k that!

    that must be wrten by a guy! who think he knows it all!

    for long, the society if full of craps from male concept!

    I can't train myself well according to their standard!

    I'm a drama queen , so what!?

  • Simen Wangberg

    I don't know, those actually sound like reasonable pieces of advice for would-be brides.

    What amazes me is this:

    http://www.wikihow.com/Know-if-Your-Girlfriend-Wants-to-Have-Sex-With-You

    If you can't figure this out on your own, I feel like it's highly unlikely that you even *have* a girlfriend to begin with. That being said, there's help out there:

    http://www.wikihow.com/Get-a-Girlfriend

  • Amalie Sæverud

    Ami

    我真的很烦那个how to get 。。。

    整了半天我得成为安吉丽娜朱莉加特蕾莎修女的合体才能找到个男人娶我!

    刚才在看的时候就一直倒吸气!惊得我一声冷汗!搞半天想让男人娶你简直比八年抗战还难!

    再说修炼到那个境界了 还要男人干嘛!?

    经济独立,思想独立成熟,还性感的惊人,随时保持一丝不乱的仪表和吸引力!自己还得搞些新的爱好,没有男人陪的时候也能自己活出life!

    我勒了个去!谁给我解释一下还要男人干嘛?

    我的计划是先学会用自慰器 然后考虑精子银行,实在不行直接复制好了!

  • Amalie Sæverud

    sure thing!

    快回来吧

    哈哈

  • Amalie Sæverud

    Ellen DeGeneres is still dating guys in high school, so I think it may not be that late to start dating girls now hahahahaha

  • Stine Ekren
    Stine Ekren wrote:

    一直很费解,女人到底要男人做什么?生孩子?我勒个去~

  • Stine Ekren
    Stine Ekren wrote:

    the thread should be modified "Which girl u will JUST sleep with..."

  • Amalie Sæverud

    What I hate most is "Be emotionally grounded" what is that?

    I hate people use diplomatic words with me!

    It's all good, it's ok if you want to do it!

    I'm all good, I'm chilling! I'm not complaining!

    Wtf

    shut  up, shut up!

    I need fire and energy!

    hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

  • Stine Ekren
    Stine Ekren wrote:

    " I need fire and energy"-----fly for Mars!   yay~~~haha...

  • Da Fan
    Da Fan wrote:

    姑娘们你们都很猛,我很看好你们,嗯

  • 芝芝
    芝芝 wrote:

    this post is occupied by girls...i was hoping to get some guys' opinions

  • Tina
    Tina's猫 wrote:

    empire of girls

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