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  • A.w
    A.w wrote:
    <p>Al Qaeda once sent five terrorists to China: One was sent to blow up a bus, but he wasn&rsquo;t able to squeeze onto it; one was sent to blow up a supermarket, but the bomb was stolen from his basket; one was sent to blow up a train, but tickets were sold-out; finally, one succeeded in bombing a coal mine, and hundreds of workers died. He returned to Al Qaeda&rsquo;s headquarters to await the headlines about his success, but it was never reported by the Chinese press. Al Qaeda executed him for lying.</p> <div><br />Read more: http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/evanosnos/2011/05/osama-china-america.html</div> <div> <div id="sina_keyword_ad_area2"> <div> <p>本拉登说中国是全球唯一绝对不能惹的国家<br /> 原因是这样 :基地组织曾派出恐怖分子袭击中国,结果&mdash;&mdash;<br />   第一个 炸立交桥时,在西直门转晕在桥上;<br />   第二个 炸公交车时,始终不能挤上300环形车;<br />   第三个 炸超市时,炸弹遥控器被盗;<br />   第四个 炸政府大楼时,被保安狂揍:&ldquo;叫你讨债,叫你上访&rdquo;;<br />   第五个 炸矿山时,在山西终于成功炸毁矿,亡数百,潜回基地,半年愣没见任何新闻报道,被基地组织以&ldquo;欺骗组织罪&rdquo;处决;<br />   第六个 炸广州,结果刚出火车站,炸药包给飞车党抢走,半天没缓过神。<br />   第七个 去炸东北的某个目标,被赵本山忽悠到巴勒斯坦引爆了炸弹。<br /> &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 第八个 一对夫妻战士炸河南,遇见人贩子女的被骗去做了人家的媳妇 ,男的被骗到了黑砖窑厂;</p> <p>................(中文版的太长了,请自己点击转载网站阅读!谢谢!)<br /> <br /> 话说几次恐怖活动流产后,拉登不信这个邪,决定乔装打扮一下亲自出马。入夜后,他下了飞机,被一黑心的士拉送到了一家二流旅店下榻。夜半十分,他溜出屋,走廊里一片漆黑,不小心弄出了声响,旁边服务台处立刻传来了一女声:&ldquo;谁?&rdquo;&ldquo;我,住店的。&rdquo; 拉登答道。&ldquo;.笨 ,拉灯呀!&rdquo;服务员喊,拉登撒腿狂跑,发誓有生之年不再踏中国半步.</p> <p>转载自:http://blog.sina.com.cn/s/blog_48d7ff1e01009iiw.html</p> </div> </div> </div>
  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    Oh snap!

    I'mma copypasta this for my blog.

  • Micky
    Micky wrote:

    Good one there .. ;-)

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    I do now that I realize I can access Tumblr without a VPN.

    dandozee[dot]tumblr[dot]com

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