I'll answer later when the dry spell has ended.
poor godfather.dude,u should try it.its the BOMB
I never had sex.. Still a virgin ...
what do u mean "am kind of virgin" ? it went in but didnt open it up? its either it went in and opened or it didnt. nothing like kinda in that area.
@ those so-called virgin girls, not only through intercourse a girl can loose her virginity...Q: do they ever ride a bicycle?.. if so, their virginities are busted...lol.
Someone mentioned hymenoplasty. I'm here again.
If you're from a fucking village where people give a shit about trivial shit such as the presence or absence of a big bloody booger clogging up a young woman's cunt, and you find yourself or your new trophy wife lacking a hymen, you can do exactly like they did in the good old days: slaughter a chicken on your bed on your wedding night. Then you can show the bloody sheets to your parents and maybe the rest of the townsfolk.
As long as we're bantering about bodily functions, I'm going to take this thread in a wild new direction: since returning from the western hemisphere a month ago with bad guts and an extra ten pounds, I have for the past half-week returned to my habit of regularly shitting in the early morning, conveniently before I take a shower. I consider this to be a transcendant state of tremendous spiritual import and an outward sign of grace and moral bearing, and sharing this information with all of you will surely increase my social status.
hahaha..... is that about how often do you have sex , about youreslf or about someone like you stated?.. i dont get it.lol!!!
upon that hypothesis of such ignorant background,the man would probably not be that merciful and wise but slaughter the wife instead,of course,the chicken after maybe,shameless celebration of bringing back the men's dignity,poor chicken,poor woman!i will instead take a bold assumption that ur social status will be agreesively levelled up if it turns out not to be the same SHIT u know.whatever process you have been through,so u see,keep working !
@Mr Brave, You don't get anything.
@Tabitha, Isn't it? I never claimed to be a saint.
@Tina, You say nothing of slaughtering the pigs who think hymens are indicative of a woman's moral virtue. You're too kind.
@Moonriver, That's precious. Maybe you're spun from the same cloth as my mother, who belches so hard she could shake a house from its foundation.
Anyway, I used to make my friends jealous much the same way. I'm just getting too old to eat entire pizzas and drink whole-fat milk.
At my age, that's more like yogurt.
Hmm, why would shake the toilet plz? Which milk is yumy for u Moonriver?
hh,off topic again, but seriously, which brand of milk do u foreigners regularly drink in beijing?
is that weird this whole thread just made me hungry?
i have issues:)
"more thick with much nuts"
That's what one's "yogurt" might look like after drinking too much Sanlu milk. Ouch.
What are the issues u have ANNA? bring them up and they gonna be solved
Errr, you are still a lucky one since you were not born here...
heh HP, trust me a lot, not that kind of thread:)
@Anna, "hungry" in this thread can be a pun I guess? lol...
Gloria, wh said those born here are unlucky than those are were not?
IC, Anna, in case u don't want to confess here, our church is welcoming u.:)
oh HP,I thought u know that shit, that's not a undercover news anymore.Google for the infomation urself. Just remember we Chinese are the most brave ones,nothing we can not eat...
being able to eat anything doesn't make u brave.how often do u let someone get under ur skirt,inbetween ur legs and into ur panties?
@Stevie, everyday... is that what u wanna hear?
Or they become cougars.
@ Afroman How often do you ask inane questions? Do you think it's enough for you? It's more than enough for the rest of us.
I don't see why tiger ladies, cougars, and women who wear leopard-print can't all get along.
cos that makes them sexy,open-minded? lol...
When I say cougar, I mean 30+ year old women--often but not always divorced--who chase younger guys. By the way, I totally approve of this lifestyle, and anybody who calls an unmarried older woman a spinster or a "leftover woman" should go fuck themselves. Although only a few dudes have the balls to risk ostracism to say it, I think a lot of younger guys would be a lot more talented at fucking if they had an older partner to teach them the ropes.
I don't think a woman does this sort of thing because of an "opponent" or any sort of outside advice to choose this lifestyle. All she needs is a decent job.
And if I'm a women's advocate, it is only for purely selfish reasons. I promote equality of women because I want to get laid. Hear me out. I'm not saying that promoting myself as a feminist impresses any woman. That's bullshit. The only true feminists are lesbians, anyway. Financially independent women have the luxury of fucking for fun, just the same as men do. For me, equality for women is only a means to an ends of providing greater social accommodation for intelligent women of loose morals.
Unfortunately, I'll probably be old and impotent or a disembodied brain in a jar by the time that all comes to pass.
@Hoot, Because deep down inside I am truly a gay girl.
hmmm...Dando is a potential Bi...:P
Eh. Yeaaah~No. The gay cruise ship set sail a long time ago and left me behind, unfortunately. I think a dude would basically have to look and think like a chick for me get behind that idea. Or in front of it, for that matter.
@hOOt, u will never no ur potential...lol...
sex ...once a month..maybe
yoghurt here contains a lot more Melamines than any other dairy product...
Xriver, Perhaps you're thinking of papier mache (flour and water)?
"Single folks are having sex the least at 49 times a year"
something tells me either these statistics, or their interpretation, are somewhat askew
plenty of sex but never kept count.
Dando's support for women is just and well founded.
his honesty about being pro-fem shows that he is not just another fluky bouncing around China for the sake of fucks-sake.
or is it?
i really dont believe these statistics are accurate.guys have sex but never keep count cos they are not gonna get an award for who had the most sex so no point in keeping count.