Hahahahaha ... we have looked at bedding stores, large and small, even those once-off stalls in shopping centers, and we still had not found that ...
We are tempted to get some fitted sheets from K-Mart when we go back home for holiday, but the mattress size is different ... but at least the flat sheets in Oz are bigger and can wrap around the edges and corners ...
Good luck bro. I tried to find fitted sheets for awhile and just gave up. We just try to wash our bedding more often. Like ziploc baggies and deodorant, it's just one of those things that can't be easily found here, for some reason. You could also try stacking blankets/sheets until you have an impenetrable layer of bedding, as I've done before.
Or you could just restrict the watersports to the bathroom.
Go to IKEA.
It doesn't necessarily make you evil.
Join the sheeple!
"I don't even like ice cream. But it's soooooo cheap!"
Fuck, I need to make an IKEA run myself. Hot dogs and ice cream. Whaaaaat
IKEA has them? Thank the lord.