Discussion » Current Events » If you can choose a super power, what would it be

  • Dara
    Dara wrote:
    <p>turn the stone into gold just by touching ?fly? be invisible? can go anywhere just in a blink of eye? .....</p>
  • Sylvia Zhang
    Sylvia Zhang wrote:

    time travel..lol

  • Sylvia Zhang
    Sylvia Zhang wrote:
  • Da Fan
    Da Fan wrote:

    can bend the time and space, or time-space

    can dream what I want to dream

  • Sylvia Zhang
    Sylvia Zhang wrote:

    Da Fan

    太贪婪了。。人家题目说的只能选一个。。

  • Xiao
    Xiao wrote:

    I would like to be invisible.

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

    ...

    Hahahahahaha ... King Salmon? That sounds delicious ... sashimi? or pan fried?

  • Da Fan
    Da Fan wrote:

    @Sylvia Zhang

    Well, since ppl cannot dream too much of what they never know, I'll pick "to bend the time-space". Sayunara guys, I'm gonna go to the edge of the universe, odd point of the black hole, time before the big bang, and time after our universe ends~

    @ Lizzie Salmon

    then who's the queen?

  • Ejdnzlaj
    Ejdnzlaj wrote:

    Time travel. Every time I mess up I can just go back and take a different angle. I have to be able to take things with me though, so if I need to do an essay I can just time travel back with it and finish it. Also, I want to be able to control my age so I can be an old man but travel back to my youth and be youthful again

  • Anna Rudashko
    Anna Rudashko wrote:

    I would like to know all the languages in the world

  • Da Fan
    Da Fan wrote:

    @Lizzie Salmon

    Errr...why a little girl want to be a omnipotent promiscuous hypersexual badass -_-

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    People who would pick invisibility are usually perverts.

    Just sayin'.

    Invisibility.

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    @.rOkOlOkO.,

    "So i wanna have the power to see all the invisibility"

    You want this power because one must be naked for their invisibility to work.

  • Da Fan
    Da Fan wrote:

    ohh, another choice for mild anti-society gloomy people: be able to invalidate all superpowers of others.

    reminds me of a joke:

    三个人在沙漠中!PART 1

    一个美国人,一个日本人还有一个中国人走在大沙漠中,走着走着看到一个瓶子,打开瓶塞后飘出来一个人来,那个人说:'我是神仙,我能满足你们每个人三个愿望!'

    美国人第一个抢着说:'我第一个愿望是要很多的钱.'神仙说:'这个简单,满足你!说说第二个愿望吧.'美国人说:我还要很多的钱!'神仙满足他的愿望后,美国人又说了他的第三个愿望:'把我弄回家.'神仙说:'没问题.'于是美国人带着很多的钱回了美国.

    神仙又问日本人.日本人说:'我要美女!'神仙给了他美女.日本人又说:我还要美女!'神仙也满足了他,给了他美女..日本人最后说到:'把我送回法国.'

    神仙把日本人送回国后问中国人要什么.

    中国人说:'先来瓶二锅头吧.'神仙给了他.问他第二个愿望是什么.中国人说:再来一瓶二锅头!'神仙问他第三个愿望是什么.

    中国人说:'我挺想日本人和美国人的,你把他们都弄回来吧

    PART2

    日本人和美国人气的不得了,但又无可奈何,三个人只好继续走。走着走着又看见一个瓶子,打开塞子后又冒出一个人来,那个人说:'我是刚才那个神仙的徒弟,法力没他高强,所以只能满足你们每个人两个愿望.'日本人和美国人合计合计认为先让中国人说为好,免得一会又被他弄回来.

    于是中国人说:'那就先来瓶二锅头吧.'神仙满足了他的愿望.日本人和美国人催促中国人赶快把第二个愿望说出来.中国人喝完二锅头后不紧不慢地对神仙说:'行了,没事了,你丫走吧.'

    part3

    美国人和日本人气呼呼的跟着中国人继续跋涉,走着走着又看到一个瓶子,打开瓶塞后又飘出一个人来,那个人说:'我是那个神仙的徒弟的徒弟,我只能满足你们每个人一个愿望!'美国人急忙抢着说:'我再也不想见到那个中国人了.'神仙说:'好的.',然后转头问日本人:'你的呢?'日本人急忙说:'我也不想见到那个中国人了.'神仙说:'好的.',然后转头问中国人:'你的呢?'中国人说:'他们说的都不算'

    part4

    于是乎美国人和日本人咬牙切齿的跟着中国人,走着走着又看到一个瓶子,打开瓶塞后又飘出一个人来,那个人说:'我是那个神仙的徒弟的徒弟的徒弟,我只能满足你们三人一个愿望!'美国人和日本人异口同声的喊道:'那个中国人说的什么都不算'。那个人说:'好的',于是乎转头问中国人:'你想说什么?'那个中国人说:'让他们都回各自的国家吧,别跟着我受罪'。

    part5

    三人继续走,他们看到了沙漠的边缘,就要成功了!
    突然,一群土著人围了过来。
    酋长说:我要看看你们谁最聪明,最聪明的可以走,剩下两个留下,我要打你们每人100棍,但打之前你们每人可以提一个要求。
    美国人想了想:垫个垫子
    酋长吩咐道:行
    结果垫子打烂了,美国人被打了个半死
    日本人说:给我垫10个垫子
    结果垫子打烂了,日本人没事,他笑了,哈哈哈哈哈,还是日本人聪明吧?
    酋长对中国人说:你说
    中国人说:把日本人给垫上:)而且正面朝上!

  • Da Fan
    Da Fan wrote:

    @Lizzie Salmon

    okok, got it, you just hate bitches around you too much, so you want your own dick to poke them, hahaha

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    @Lao Lee,

    These are good generalizations.

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    Mind reading: paranoia, self-consciousness

    Mind control: megalomania

    Telekinesis: unhappy about being physically unfit

    Regeneration: hypochondria

  • Stine Ekren
    Stine Ekren wrote:

    I wish I could gifted with photographic memory~

  • Da Fan
    Da Fan wrote:
  • Ejdnzlaj
    Ejdnzlaj wrote:

    Lao Li: Yeah, the essay is not the best example. It's more like if I am talking to some girl at a bar and I make a joke that is not funny, I can go back and not make it or make a better version of it that is funny... or something.

    Also, I don't want time travel because I am a control freak, I want it because I'm so emotionally incapable of coping with failure

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

    ...

    Hahahahaha ... I dont know this one in English ... but it would be 葵花点穴手

  • Ejdnzlaj
    Ejdnzlaj wrote:

    @Lao Le, exactly! It's really a life without consequences.

  • Saint - Spartacus

    teleportation

  • Kent Løset
    Kent Løset wrote:

    I would want the power of controlling people's minds >:-)

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