Discussion » Health & Fitness » Stare at boobs for longer life? It's a jok

  • A.w
    A.w wrote:
    <p><iframe src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/SW2e27EB0A0" frameborder="0" width="425" height="350"></iframe></p> <p><span style="font-size: small; font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif;">According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the study, gawking at women&rsquo;s breasts is a healthy practice, almost at par with an intense exercise regime, that prolongs the lifespan of a man by five years.</span></p> <p><span style="font-size: small; font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif;">She <span id="IL_AD8">added</span>, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out."</span></p> <p><span style="font-size: small; font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif;">Researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany did an in-depth analysis of 200 healthy males over a period of five years. Half the volunteers were instructed to ogle at the breasts of women daily, while the rest were told to refrain from doing so.</span></p> <p><span style="font-size: small; font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif;">At the close of the study, the researchers noted that the men who stared at the breasts of females on a regular basis exhibited lower <span id="IL_AD6">blood pressure</span>, slower resting pulse rates and lesser episodes of coronary artery disease.</span></p> <p><span style="font-size: small; font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif;">The researchers declared that sexual desire gives rise to better blood circulation that signifies an overall improved health.</span></p> <p><span style="font-size: small; font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif;">Weatherby explained the concept stating, "Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There's no question: Gazing at breasts makes men healthy.</span></p> <p><span style="font-size: small; font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif;">"Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years."</span></p> <p><span style="font-size: small; font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif;">In addition, she also recommended that men over 40 should gaze at larger breasts daily for 10 minutes.</span></p> <p><strong>Hahaha..... Don't be too excied! Too bad it&rsquo;s totally fake! No such study was ever published in the New England Journal of Medicine, because no such study exists.</strong></p> <p>&nbsp;</p>
  • Minger
    Minger wrote:

    Why stare at breasts? A healthier and more entertaining alternative is just to remember to have sex a couple times a day. Also, it doesn't make you seem like so much of a perv.

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

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    Hahahahaha ... scenes from a "medical documentary" to be released in 3D in HK and Taiwan ...  

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

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    (continued) ... hahahaha ... 莫明... but didnt you feel more energised and rejuvenated after seeing Harmonious' boobs?

     

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  • pommie
    pommie wrote:

    I have a heart condition.

    Tits oot or it's murder.

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

    。。。

    哈哈哈哈,换中文台?

    09年看了新版金瓶梅,虽然不是同一个班底,但对这个新版本也有些期待,而之前叶子楣拍的,还是值得怀念,哈哈哈哈!

  • Ejdnzlaj
    Ejdnzlaj wrote:

    Let's be honest though, loads of fat, greasy guys spend all day looking at womens breasts in print and online and it doesn't help them loose weight.

  • Minger
    Minger wrote:

    DD, maybe I need to see them in person.

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

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    Hahahahahaha ... they should be available on DVD in China in late summer ...

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