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  • A.w
    A.w wrote:
    <p><img src="http://www.ministryoftofu.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/standard.jpg" alt="" width="297" height="301" /></p> <p>Three 180s: He must be as tall as 180 cm (nearly 6 feet), own a home as large as 180 square meters (roughly 1,940 square feet), and&hellip;um&hellip;180mm (7.08 inches), you know. Size matters.</p>
  • Minger
    Minger wrote:

    This is hilarious, but I don't imagine that any girl looking for a husband cares about the last thing. The average Chinese can meet no standards. The average European can meet two standards. The average American can meet three. I guess we know where she should look...

  • High Priest
    High Priest wrote:

    Moming, don't be to prophetical, where is that? It would facilitate the search.

    Well, some girls bring the standard to high, you migh get that tall and strong guy who is gonna be doing training beating on u week in and week out, whereas u could have an average guy who will respect and stand by you in good times and bad ones

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

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    Hahahahahaha ...

    Ted ... if a girl says "yes", that makes her very unfriendly, also cuts down her choices, if a girl says "no", she might get backfire in future ...

    莫明 ... native Chinese or non native (southern) Chinese?

  • Sab
    Sab wrote:

    @莫明: let me guess. You are American. haha. Add to you standards that avarage americans used to be ignorant, violent too. Also do not forget avarage Americans hardly ever reach the 180 in I.Q. unless they import those educated people from Asia or Europe :p So I let you have those girls who like the "american standards" ;)) Those girls whose English language skills reach only two sentence... "My English no good", and "what is your job?" lol The finest will go to Europe (or Canada) anyway :)

  • Ms. Stephanie
    Ms. Stephanie wrote:

    I'm not that typical then...

  • Simen Stensvoll
  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

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    Hahahahahaha ... Ami ... but at least I dont know you...

  • High Priest
    High Priest wrote:

    Well, if you guys are talking about the US importing smart people from all over the world, u don't know what the US is all about. By the way, who are the owner of the US? Unless you are refering to the Indians...at that point I'd agree with you 100%. Remember everyone in as foreign roots.

  • Minger
    Minger wrote:

    DD, Average Chinese, not average wealthy Chinese, or average ethnic Korean Chinese... otherwise the standard would be different.

    Sab, I am evaluating based on the three standards, as mentioned. The average IQ anywhere is within a few points of 100, as far as I know. There are very few people in the world with an IQ of 180, and the standard doesn't care about that.

  • Sab
    Sab wrote:

    @莫明: You are right, of course not the avarage. But the article mentioned 180, had to be fit :) Welcome, the smart brains go where ever the money is. Sure, US unis also gives a lot of high educated engineers or scientist. But in many fields the Europeans or Asians are advanced and Indian programers for example lot more cheaper. 

    If you meant the third standard the size of the house, I have the admit the land in America is cheaper, because there is lot more than in the crowded Europe where many nationalities and countries share the bloody soil.

    High priest is right, we all from Middle-West Africa, should not have nationalism and racism. 

  • Monica Dalseghagen

    then viva africa. its got beauties. and look here,see the american athletic team,basket ball,all full of healthy sized half africans..................   but trust me. only 5% of chinese men can reach the 150mm in the 3rd section

  • Minger
    Minger wrote:

    Sab, I wasn't arguing American nationalism, I was just saying it fits the standard. It seems you don't actually disagree. Most Americans buy large villas, vs smaller flats in other parts of the world.

    Still, based on the standard given, on average Chinese women would have the best odds of finding a North American husband. This doesn't help me any - I only meet one of the three requirements.

  • Marte Joahansen

    good comm. skills could get you two.

    but if it buys you the third,

    w.t.f are you then?

  • Sab
    Sab wrote:

    @Chreen : How do you know that? Do you make love with small size men? Put a ruler there? :)) Common' They don not need big size, because the girls are smaller too... they do not intend to make love with a tunnel size afro woman, so it is okay for them. As long as they have the most populated country, why do you think they have problems?

  • Tina
    Tina's猫 wrote:

    saw this pic yesterday, but i doubt the possibility of these standards,most chinese girls would put housing and money into the essential considerations

  • Fabian Kollen
    Fabian Kollen wrote:

    There's no typical and decent American guy on this forum except for several zhuangbility and erbility fake American guy.........

  • Malin Aaker
    Malin Aaker wrote:

    Americans have to be really awesome, they even fit the 4th "180", nice!

    Average American Weight by Age: Male

    Age 20-29 Years 30-39 Years 40-49 Years 50-59 Years 60-69 Years
    Kilograms 76 81.3 82.6 84 83.5
    Pounds 168 179 182 185 184
  • Da Fan
    Da Fan wrote:

    >180cm: oh yeah

    >180m^2: oh...yeah...I can afford to rent one -_-

    >180mm: err...never know, I'm gonna buy a ruler today

    >180min: umm...if you want

    >180rpm: umm...for more than 180min?? come on, I'm not a piston, and you are not a cylinder right?

    >180IQ: I know I'm not the 0.01%...

    <180kg: oh yeah, you know I'm not a fat yankee :)

  • Minger
    Minger wrote:

    Hmm, it's irrelevant of course, but guys at 180 cm should also weight 180 lbs, unless they don't work out...

  • Da Fan
    Da Fan wrote:

    well, actually I'm exactly 180 lbs. of coz, not like you, a significant part of the 180 lbs is fat for me...

  • 王经纬
    王经纬 wrote:

    谢天谢地,有人感觉中国女孩不好,否则又好多女孩遭殃了!!

    哦!!大开眼界,这里居然有人用几个月时间把中国男人的阴茎都量了一遍????神奇!请问您是怎么做到的?是不是还挨个含在口中试过口感?好筋道,好像妈妈煮的手工擀面!赞!

    我在中国住了20多年,也就量过5-6个,目测的不过就几十个而已!!

    盖天地之大,无奇不有也!

  • Daniel
    Daniel wrote:

    That picture is missing a salary...maybe +18000rmb? 

     

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

    。。。

    Hahahahahaha ...

    Lee ... emulates Americans? I did not seem to find that on this thread ...

    Coco ... thanks, me and Lee are Australians :)

  • Minger
    Minger wrote:

    Daniel, I think you missed a zero, if that's monthly salary. Certainly no one in Beijing is buying a flat of 180sqm at 18,000 per month.

    langyue, anecdotal evidence. Wasn't someone on this forum trying to argue that a man being over 150mm would cause serious permanant damage to a woman?

  • 王经纬
    王经纬 wrote:

    我发现鸡同鸭讲的现象特别严重,多数时候不知所云!

  • 王经纬
    王经纬 wrote:

    不是简单的翻译能处理得了的!比如说“好像妈妈煮得手擀面” 天啊  这个幽默太难传达了!一定是要看过这个广告的才行啊!而且还要确实吃过妈妈煮的手擀面!

  • Minger
    Minger wrote:

    langyue, maybe if you stopped using your mouth to measure cock size you'd be better at expressing yourself so that the rest of us understood?

  • Minger
    Minger wrote:

    Are you capable? It looked like you were only into cocks from your earlier representations.

  • 王经纬
    王经纬 wrote:

    Is that how u get urself understood better by others???How smart u r

    Tell me how many were u use to measure per day?!

  • Minger
    Minger wrote:

    You know what dude, just get over it. Virtually no girls care about size, so you don't need to get your panties in a bunch every time someone mentions that Asian guys are comparatively poorly endowed.

  • 王经纬
    王经纬 wrote:

    U must have been trying or testing a lot, otherwise how could u know??I was wondering. Hilarious

    是某人不能get over it 吧!总想在谈论中占上风,却只能说些不靠谱的话,活像几岁小孩子一样的脾气!

  • 王经纬
    王经纬 wrote:

    It is hilarious now

    "I can't click on one damn forum on this website without a bunch of assholes bashing Americans. Unless you're so goddamn jealous of the US, then quit talking about it. Don't judge people for the country they come from, judge them for the character of the individual. To do otherwise is ignorant and unfair."

     

    It is full of swearing words!!lol

    "a bunch of assholes bashing Americans"  ?????

    If a person likes bashing the US, Must he be an asshole ????? Any rational logic???  Do people have freedom to dislike the US, yes they do!! Then what's the problem? U can not swear at others just because they dislike you!! The reason why others dislike you is they are jealous of you!!!???OMG Can u behave like an adult a bit??

    Just simply discursion about being rational

    P.S. personally I love the US

  • Da Fan
    Da Fan wrote:

    I can't click on one damn forum on this website without a bunch of assholes bashing Americans. Unless you're so goddamn jealous of the US, then quit talking about it.

    Damn it, I just know that many people are so goddamn jealous of China  ;)

  • Martin Svean
    Martin Svean wrote:

    you want a man who is nearly 6 foot tall? haha good luck.

    haven't you heard of the old saying. What you see is what you get.

    I don't find too many 180cm guys floating around China.

     

    Uh how about the standards of men for finding a wife?

  • Martin Svean
    Martin Svean wrote:

    I am talking to everyone.

  • Martin Svean
    Martin Svean wrote:

    actually, you could if ya wanted to however, I see it pointless to do so because we all know the answer.

  • Martin Svean
    Martin Svean wrote:

    oh really? where. last i heard the average guy around here is about 172-175.

    uh im on the subway everyday for about the past 8 years. I have not seen many men taller than I am

  • Martin Svean
    Martin Svean wrote:

    CBA? well i bet those guys are spoken for.

    im about 179 I think. I am uncertain because height does not pertain to importance to me. however, everyone is entitled to their own needs and set of standards. no matter how silly they appear to be.

  • Martin Svean
    Martin Svean wrote:

    and a bit sexist.

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    Amerika uber alles!

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

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    Hahahahahaha ... Lee ... yes, I do, sir ... I am anything and eveything that's bad :)

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    Average IQ of any population is ALWAYS 100. That's the baseline. It's an Intelligence Quotient. I know we're joking about this number 180, Sab's statement about the average American never reaching that number is ironically hilarious. I guess they didn't teach fundamental psychological statistics in his fancy schmancy alma mater in Yoorup.

    @Lee, "your government posions your mind with self rightious (dont know the correct spelling of that word) bullshit."Self-hating American here. You're doing it wrong. All of our evil propaganda comes from private sources. Our government hates itself, too.

    @朗月吃蕉 "If a person likes bashing the US, Must he be an asshole ????? Any rational logic???" If a person takes part in any kind of nationalistic dickswingery, I'd say they're an asshole. And these particular assholes don't even have any ammo aside from HURR DURR AMERICUNTS ARE FAT & STUPID HAR HAR I MAEK TEH FUNNAY.

    I've seen better anti-Americanism threads on the /int/ board of 4chan. What a fucking travesty.

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

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    Hahahahahaha ... Lee ... blokes dont hug ... we all have our darkness ...

    As far as IQ is concerned, I thought I heard somewhere that 16x is apparently the highest ever? ... but like I am wrong about many things, I might also be wrong about this ...

     

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    @Lee, Do you truly think that only Americans are annoyed when you speak from willful ignorance? I thought we had cornered the market on rote anti-intellectualism.

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

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    Hahahahaha ... Lee ... I was reading that a girl has a recorded 162 IQ, and it said that this was the highest ever ... guess I read wrong, heehee ... carry on ...

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    @Lee, You labelled yourself as willfully ignorant when you started talking shit about Americans and then said you didn't care enough to research it. Anti-intellectualism is as American as apple pie, and it's probably our top cultural export.

    Moreover, the fact that we're in communication would suggest that the conflict would be, y'know, conscious. For now, anyway. Watching you fumble with measuring your e-peen is making me pretty sleepy, though.

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    @Lee,  ...zzzZZZ--I'm sorry, what? Did you say something?

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

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    Hahahahahaha ... three cheers for idiots ... I am here :)

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    @Lee, Gee, thanks, but I would sleep better if the anti-Americans didn't resemble everything I hate about Americans.

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    @Lee, Your deftness with sarcasm leaves much to be desired.

    I never said anything in defense of Americans, and everyone here knows that there is no fiercer warrior against prejudicial morons than I. You're just confused about which side you're on.

    What slur? You hate Americans, so you're an anti-American. How can you claim I'm unfairly discriminating against you if I'm only recapitulating the ignorant shit you've already said? There's no moral equivalence between hating someone for their nationality and hating someone for the absolutely idiotic shit they post on a website. I don't have a choice about being American. You do have a choice about drooling on your keyboard and slapping "Agree & Post".

    You're not going to get anywhere with the butthurt DERP AMERICANS ARE DUMB bullshit with me. I happen to agree. I just think you've got more in common with the kinds of Americans that I dislike than you yet realize.

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    I could see how recollecting the contents of your verbal diarrhea would be difficult for you, who must expend so much energy remembering to blink and breathe.

    Enjoy your fake Americanized Irish holiday, douchenozzle.

  • 王经纬
    王经纬 wrote:

    “@朗月吃蕉 "If a person likes bashing the US, Must he be an asshole ????? Any rational logic???" If a person takes part in any kind of nationalistic dickswingery, I'd say they're an asshole. And these particular assholes don't even have any ammo aside from HURR DURR AMERICUNTS ARE FAT & STUPID HAR HAR I MAEK TEH FUNNAY.”

    大家可以很清楚地读懂他的逻辑了!!!谢谢

    BTW  "I'd say they're an asshole"  OR "They are assholes"  ???

    English is so hard for me, Im still learning it.

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