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Hey, Jimmy. How are ya ?
Uh, girls. I don't know.
This is, uh--
Hey, if you chase a dog, it runs.
Treat 'em like shit. That's what I did to your mother, and she fell for me.
Two months later, we were married.
You treat 'em like dirt and they come running.
Edward,.. those that are married never picked their wives on the street,.. at least they met some how somewhere.
Ditto:- Plz put all your marriage and love questions together..it will mke things easier for most of us.-- what do you think?
@Yuki :I guess this is the stanley who insulted u isn't it Yuki? Don't u see there is a similarity here?
High Priest, you slander me, my lawer will find u by ur IP, but u might be remited unless ur IQ is close to Yuki's.
Yuki, dare u tell us ur IQ score?
U don't need to go that far to get my IP, I can give u them, even now. Remember, just be careful messing up with anointed men.
@high priest, whats the color of your skin?
Afroman, I just checked and noticed that my tanned skin has deteriorated a little bit. Yuki, how is the tanning work? U do it by hands or...? I guess It tanned.
Afroman, cause i dont know, thats why i am asking.... i wanna know anything about anybody, cause i am curious, somethings i am too curious...
@Stanley Rock , I have checked your profile picture before, and i know that your job is selling cars, you do sales, but do you always talk to your clients with bad mood like what you use to on wlib?
yes, we do it by both hands and machine, i sometimes help my costomer oiling their back before they go to tanning machine to get tan...
haha, no...we dont have massage...
@Yuki, I see! I like natural things, not artificial ones, by hands it's fine with me. Good that you help ur customers by oiling their back before the process. I'd be glad if u do all the process just by your hands. I bet ur hands are soft
No Yuki, I'm not a car seller, I always talk shiits only to dumb people.
oh, you like massage? it easy to find a massage place everywhere in bj...but tanning, not that many places...
Afroman, ur so lucky you dont need a tan.. i wish i have the same color like yours...
High priest hands are also very soft....haha
Yuki, that's nice as hands are soft also, that's imply that everywhere is soft. What do u use by the way? the tanning stuff too?
Want some popcorn, Steph?
Cream? On popcorn? Kinky.
Godfather, Are you fucking high? I'm on a different continent.
Hahahahahaha ... these two living together? It would be very, very interesting ...
People, people, people ... how many times do you have to be told that porn actors must have professionalism? So let's put some effort into it and make it steamy and sexy ... ok? Everyone ready? ... camera ... action ...
i can translate what Moonriver said in chinese:
What is the color of your skin? do you wanna meet up?
Afroman, whats wrong?
how to make a guy to propose?
Afroman, you are so 自作多情。。。。hahaha
then how can i communicate with you after we married?
or body languages lol
Well, Afroman, You two can come to my church and I'm gonna bless ur couple, Yuki, don't worry about communication, understanding is the most important, I will teach u both Danish.
No Hight Priest, i dont wanna marry with a person who i have to use body language to communicate with......
unless the body language is martial art! lol
Afroman, can u handle two women? wow! Yuki, would u like to share Afroman with Nikki?
But I offered u Free Danish lesson Yuki.
Bedtyger and Godfather, which tongue are u using? R u Osuafia's brothers?
lol, you are really brave, dear! keep on dreaming!
I and Yuki will beat you up with martial art body language! lol
What Aroman said is jut the picture.
Godfather,am happy that I've got that power to drive the demons out of ur soul and now u can speak in tongue.
Afroman, what's ur secret?
yes Afroman, which out my martial arts.......
Wow Afroman, Kamasutra book then? I thought it was Cunninlingus:) I guess most girls like it, I guess Yuki too:)
high priest, you dont have to mention me when you think most girls like it...
sorry for generalization Yuki, did u practice Kungfu?
I'm online from my church:) Where r u at? R u coming to Church Yuki?
im at the tanning studio right now, no time to come to the church this week....
Oh Ok, next time then, I would be happy to see in the church Yuki.
That's a nice one, but please, she is a frigile, handle her with too much care
lol because the spring? I smell cat moaning! hahaha
right now it is just afternoon......
I agree Yuki, Afroman used to be a nice and polite kid, but now he sounds like another "black passion" or something! lol does passion also contagious?
High Priest, you should save a young puzzled soul before he gone too far into the devil ! Amen!
haha, afroman, right now you become another black passion....
hahahaha, Afroman, dear, you should stop playing with fire!
Since you know, you are in China, not in Africa, we only accept monogamy here!
So, I will cut your dick while Yuki will keep your testicle in her taning studio for tanning show! lol If you keep playing polygamy! hahahaha
dear Yuki, you can ask that question when you meet me in person :) I'd be glad to show you if I'm a boy or a girl lol
I think Yuki like me more than you ;) Afroman hahahahaha
Afroman, i think you made a mistake, dumb and bumber is not a girl....
wow, very close! I thought you will say I need a transsexual operation!
minimize manhood? whats that mean?
depends on loads of things....WE ARE COMPLICATED LIKE THAT
how to make a girl be your wife?
You drug her and go to vegas...I'm sure there is easier and more legal ways but this is the fastest
it could be a prefect trick to '' avoid getting married '' if you really want to'' get married'' . it's like to get what u really want, you should first of all do not want it .
nowdays a man doesnt know his wife 'cause he doesnt want a wife but bunches of lovers
Get a female friend who looks like the woman you want to marry to fake her signature, and then you're pretty much in good shape. You can usually extort at least a few thousand out of them for the divorce.
The takeaway from this thread: women, don't kill yourselves. We'll do the dishes, because you're saving us from World War 3.
@Ada - 成吉思汗也就这意思，何有技术俘虏不杀。女革命军准备行动时候早点告诉我吧，我帮你微博上宣传。
@Rockstar - She's saying I will be spared when the revolution comes.
你这问的 - They say something like half the people in Asia have his genes. Dude got lots of action. You're probably one of 'em.
"I don't want to marry you, I want to be your step-mother."
This thread should have been allowed to die a natural death a long time ago.