Discussion » Nonsense » Morning Wood or Morning Glory

  • 阿姆
    阿姆 wrote:
    <p>Aaah good morning to you all and like any other morning i have to wait several minutes to hear someone yell "TIIIIIIIIIMBEEEEEEEEEEEEER" to cool things down.<br /><img title="timber" src="http://gamesnet.vo.llnwd.net/o1/gamestar/objects/493913_main.jpg" alt="timber" width="320" height="320" /><br />So how do you explain your morning wood to your partner? Coz it seems no matter how&nbsp;I put it, women tend to think "men only think about sex". Leave your creative responses "beeeeloooow"</p>
  • Minger
    Minger wrote:

    How do you explain it? "It's morning. I haven't had sex for 7 hours. Of course it's hard. Can we do something about it now?"

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    I don't explain anything. My mind is consumed with dread over how I will soon piss and shit without bending my dick beneath the toilet seat. Ow.

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

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    Hahahahaha ... Dando ... as I had been told by the little birdie, there is always light at the end of the tunnel, and there might in fact some good news when you get back ...

     阿姆雷特 ... I am sure there is a scientific explanation for this, right? (does that just sound very "X Files"?) ...

  • Minger
    Minger wrote:

    Actually, after arguing with the wife for a couple hours over whether or not you should have morning sex, wood will go away on it's own, and you're free to take a piss.

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    @DD, Fantastic. I'm mailing my passport to the embassy in a few days. Thanks again, Uncle!

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

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    Hahahahaha ... it's just a "might", so dont get too excited, or at least, not just yet, I hate to be the one who give you hope and then had to drop you hard ...

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