Discussion » All non BJ languages » 你不知道的英文詞語

  • Minger
    Minger wrote:
    <p>我想我用這個網站太久,都不知道是否曾經發過這個帖子。不知道來源。</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>TESTICULATING. Waving your arms around and talking Bollocks.<br /> <br /> BLAMESTORMING. Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.<br /> <br /> SEAGULL MANAGER. A manager, who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves.<br /> <br /> SALMON DAY. The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die.<br /> <br /> OHNOSECOND. That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a BIG mistake ( e.g. you've hit 'reply all')<br /> <br /> GOING FOR A McSHIT. Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of buying food, you're just going to the bog. If challenged by a pimply staff member, your declaration to them that you'll buy their food afterwards is known as a McShit with Lies.<br /> <br /> BEER COAT. The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a booze cruise at 3am.<br /> <br /> BEER COMPASS. The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after booze cruise, even though you're too drunk to remember where you live, how you got here, and where you've come from.<br /> <br /> <br /> MONKEY BATH. A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go:"Oo!Oo!Oo! Aa!Aa!Aa!".<br /> <br /> MYSTERY BUS. The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive people so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in.<br /> <br /> MYSTERY TAXI. The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning before you wake up, whisks away the stunner you slept with, and leaves a 10-Pinter in your bed instead.<br /> <br /> SALAD DODGER. An excellent phrase for an overweight person<br /> <br /> SWAMP-DONKEY A deeply unattractive person</p> <p>CHRISTMAS BOGUS receiving nothing from an employer at Christmas. &ldquo;All I got from my boss was a &ldquo;Merry Christmas and a Christmas bogus!&rdquo;</p> <p>CUBE FARM:<br />An office filled with cubicles<br /><br />SITCOMs:<br />Single Income, Two Children, Oppresive Mortgage.<br />What yuppies turn into when they have children<br /><br />SINBAD:<br />Single working girls. Single income, no boyfriend and desperate<br /><br />PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE:<br />The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.<br /><br />ADMINISPHERE:<br />The rarefied organisational layers beginning just above the rank and file. Decisions that fall from the "adminisphere" are often profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were designed to solve</p>
  • Minger
    Minger wrote:

    AUSSIE KISS:
    Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under

    JOHNNY-NO-STARS:
    A young man of substandard intelligence, the typical adolescent who works in a burger restaurent. The 'no stars' comes from the badges displayed stars that staff at fast-food restaurants often wear to show their level of training

    MILLENNIUM DOMES:
    The contents of a Wonderbra, i.e. extremely impressive when viewed from the outside, but there's actually naught in there worth seeing

    BREAKING THE SEAL:
    Your first pee in the pub, usually after 2 hours of drinking. After breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the toilet will be required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the night

    TART FUEL:
    Bottled pre-mixed spirits, regularly consumed by young women

    PICASSO BUM:
    A women whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like she's got 4 buttocks.

  • pommie
    pommie wrote:

    Laowhy - a foreign resident of China who often asks annoying questions.

  • Minger
    Minger wrote:

    Pomegranate, that was fucking brilliant.

  • pommie
    pommie wrote:

    "Why did you come to China?" "How long are you going to stay here?" "Why did you chose Beijing?"

    Goddamned laowhys!

  • Fabian Kollen
    Fabian Kollen wrote:

    laowai = "always WHY".

  • Virgil W
    Virgil W wrote:

    Blamestorming is accompanied by some sort of a parade/ parading hun ? I forget, funny shitz lol.

  • Minger
    Minger wrote:

    In the spirit of the laowhy, I present to you the "laonay": brainwashed local who insists that everything people over 12 know about China just isn't true.

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