Discussion » Dating & Romance » Why white men are so amazing in bed?

  • Ole-Marius
    Ole-Marius wrote:
    <div> <div> <p>A lot of people ask me Ole &ldquo;White Passion" Marius, how come white men are so amazing in bed?&rdquo; Well, it&rsquo;s not something I can really teach &ndash; if I could I&rsquo;d be a millionaire! We dudes are simply born with incredible, mind-blowing bedroom skills. Not everyone believes this of course, due to brainwashing from dudes. It&rsquo;s like the other night &ndash; I approached a woman at a bar and immediately started talking about how amazing white men are in bed. At first she didn&rsquo;t believe me but after an hour or so I think I convinced her that ladies everywhere are simply falling over themselves to experience the unique and incredible things we dudes can do.</p> </div> </div>
  • Olga ♥
    Olga ♥ wrote:

    ahahah) OOOOOOOleeeeeeeee)))

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

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  • Ole-Marius
    Ole-Marius wrote:

    Err.. whaaaat?

  • Olga ♥
    Olga ♥ wrote:

    delirium) why your so angry

  • High Priest
    High Priest wrote:

    Peter Tosh:)

  • Albulena Imeri

    This is a shanzhai of the black man sex  post.

  • Fabian Kollen
    Fabian Kollen wrote:

    扯淡贴,鄙视ing........

  • Ms. Stephanie
    Ms. Stephanie wrote:

    Is it an advertisement?? 

  • Klisklass Kjærlighet

    FUCK the color, you got the tools and the skills, you are the man :P

  • pommie
    pommie wrote:

    Clint walked into a bar. The barman said "Why the shitty face?"

  • pommie
    pommie wrote:

    That's not a joke, by the way. Just a description of what happened last night.

  • Yuki
    Yuki wrote:

    1,Women wont just choose a guy to spend all her life with just because he is good in bed.  A good guy should be good  in other ways as well, he has to be intelligent, smart, friendly, responsible, sense of humor and of course will be prefect he is good in bed.

    2, If i have to choose, then i would prefer an intelligent, smart, mature and responsible guy than choose a guy who is an idiot  but only good in bed. 

  • pommie
    pommie wrote:

    Hi Yuki!

    Check your personal messages!

  • Yuki
    Yuki wrote:

    @Pomegranate

    I dont receive any personal messages... why?

  • Ms. Stephanie
    Ms. Stephanie wrote:

    does common sense really make sense at all?

    I guess not..

  • Grace Han
    Grace Han wrote:

    hahaha...speechless, this really made me giggle

  • JOSH
    JOSH wrote:
     艹,吹牛B谁不会啊!
  • Ole-Marius
    Ole-Marius wrote:
    Disclaimer: This thread is a parody of the "Why black men are so amazing in bed?" thread, which can be read here: http://weliveinbeijing.com/discussion/thread/1000006146/Dating--and--Romance/Why-black-men-are-so-amazing-in-bed
  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    Ole, I was rather certain that the original thread was meant to be satirical as well.

  • Jørgen Rafaelsen

    Yuki! u r intelligent and so mature i like that

  • Minger
    Minger wrote:

    Satire does not go over well with non-native English speakers, illiterates, and commies.

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    Why not commies?

  • Minger
    Minger wrote:

    That was satire, you dumb commie.

    See? Many a truth is said in jest.

  • Ms. Stephanie
    Ms. Stephanie wrote:

    ..... 

  • Minger
    Minger wrote:

    Ms. Stephanie, use your words!

  • Ms. Stephanie
    Ms. Stephanie wrote:

    why? I just woke up.. and Im lazy...

    I just wanna tell ya that Im reading here... 

  • Ms. Stephanie
    Ms. Stephanie wrote:

    Clint... You need to make yourself drunk first then reply... lol....

  • pommie
    pommie wrote:

    Clint's not someone you have to tell to get shit-faced.

  • Ms. Stephanie
    Ms. Stephanie wrote:

    Pome.... Tell me why is that "shit-faced" pic of him keeping bothering you??? Not sure if you are really serious about it or just kidding.. ? I've got really confused ...

  • pommie
    pommie wrote:

    I don't like people giving me the stink eye.

  • Minger
    Minger wrote:

    ROFL at Pomegranate.

    I agree with Ms. Stephanie. I hate to steal COOL's moniker, but I'm going to need a few more beers before replying to Clint.

  • Minger
    Minger wrote:

    10 cm? I think that's drawing the line a little short, don't you? I guess it's nice to pick a number that no one is below, but still, put in more than 10 cm and it's "unhealthy"? I guess most people are unhealthily living to healthy old ages despite that. YOU MAD?

  • Ms. Stephanie
    Ms. Stephanie wrote:

    It made me wanna check the ruler... Im not really good at numbers... 

  • Minger
    Minger wrote:

    Hahaha, poor guy. I will agree that size doesn't matter and that 10 cm can probably satisfy a woman just fine, but just because you have a tiny penis doesn't mean that anything larger is going to do physical damage to a woman. Do you know how big a baby is on its way out?

  • Ms. Stephanie
    Ms. Stephanie wrote:

     I think for yallow color 10 cm is already big enough to be satisfyed  , and i beleive  that its unhealthy for yallow color to be with foreigner in bed for long term realationship . God made us different then others sweet heart ,

    What? and whatever... I hope that is something you called medical study... 

  • pommie
    pommie wrote:

    You're funny.

  • Minger
    Minger wrote:

    Edmond, I would prefer not to try it, thanks. I am quite confident that a very large portion of the female population spends a significant portion of their lives with things larger than 10 cm inserted into their vaginal orifices, with no ill effects besides pregnancy.

  • Fabian Kollen
    Fabian Kollen wrote:

    why do white men are amazing in bed?  they always shit in bed?

  • Hanna Sandvoll Berntsen

    Yes, we always shit in bed. That's why the girls love it. Shit, the word is out

  • Ole-Marius
    Ole-Marius wrote:

    Dando Z: actually I'm not too sure if the other post is ironic.. maybe, maybe not.. but i'm pretty sure there's people out there who's capable of writing something like that while being serious about it :) In any case, replacing "black" with "white" and "brothers" with "dudes" totally made my day xD

    Oh, and that guy is right about the 10cm thing, according to sexual science I guess.. haha.. but for a comparison, I'd rather vote for a double D-cup than a A-cup ;-)

  • kö
    wrote:
    很明显 这是个 报复 整人贴 要是那黑哥们儿 看见了 不知道道会说啥 ··另外 管理员 要是个子稍微高点的话 我觉得成功率还是较大的··可惜这是个问题在我看来。
  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:
    "i beleive  that its unhealthy for yallow color to be with foreigner in bed for long term realationship" I believe it is socially unhealthy for people as ignorant as you to be permitted to breed. Small dick or not, you are a racist. Scientifically speaking, fucking outside your ethnic group is healthier than fucking people who are genetically similar, as it decreases the chances of offspring inheriting recessive genetic disorders. On the other hand, I would wager your parents were cousins or closer. Hooray racial purity.
  • Minger
    Minger wrote:

    Dando... I wub you.

  • Minger
    Minger wrote:

    You know who that piece sounds like? The "Italian" guy who wrote the Global Times column. He's secretly one of our users, right?

  • Grace Han
    Grace Han wrote:

    "I've learned something, too: selling out is sweet because when you sell out, you get to make a lot of money, and when you have money, you don't have to hang out with a bunch of poor asses like you guys. Screw you guys, I'm going home."--Eric

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

    ...

    Hahahahaha ...

    Patty ... you are so funny ...

    Stephanie ... I somehow think that Clint is not really that bad looking, perhaps someone threw a piece of pizza at him ...

     

     

  • Simen Stensvoll

    u guys are so sick

    and goodmorning to u all ^^:)

  • Ms. Stephanie
    Ms. Stephanie wrote:

    DD.. Clint is opposite of bad looking indeed coz I know him in real life, why you think I mean he is not good looking by the way? lol

     
  • Ms. Stephanie
    Ms. Stephanie wrote:

     Yuki, No need to emphasis on that really.... also, why only date white guys exactly???

    Miniskirt = hooker in Thailand? I guess there must be balls under that skirt..I don't really remember hooker dress up like that in Thailand tho.. maybe I was not on those streets..

    -____- Annnyway, Im going to have my love lunch...

  • High Priest
    High Priest wrote:

    Well, well, ladies should be the ones testifying on how great whites are mesmerizing when it comes to this bedminton sport.

    So, in the forthcoming comments, we shall hear more from their testimonies.

    Still we are wating one more comments from our Asian fellas brang of their manhood:)

    High Priest

  • Yuki
    Yuki wrote:

    @Ms. Stephanie,

    I actually sent wrong thread to the wrong topic

    i was suppose to sent it to " I want to hire a white guy on my birthday".  

    But anyway...

    1, I didnt just mention white guys..i said Chinese , white and black..thats in general..

    2, Forget about minishirt stuff,  thats was just an example, but the point is if you can catch what i mean from my example.

    3, About thailand hook, if you have ever been to western countries, then you will get what i mean.

     

  • Rebecca Arnesen

    3 - i've been to western country - thailand hook what means?

  • Yuki
    Yuki wrote:

    @ Jarg

    If you have read the my thread on " I want hire a white guy on my birthday" then you will understand about thailand hooker.

  • Yuki
    Yuki wrote:

    @ Jarg

    If you have read the my thread on " I want hire a white guy on my birthday" then you will understand about thailand hooker.

  • Rebecca Arnesen

    ahhh. i thought you were talking about a boxing move

  • Amalie Sæverud

    @ Yuki ,how could someone is a total idiot ,can be good in bed?

  • Minger
    Minger wrote:

    hi guys, what are we talking about here?

  • Rebecca Arnesen

    retards. fucking, fighting or both.

  • Amalie Sæverud

    yeah, I'm the one who is always literally and scientificly knowing what we are talking about! That's why I give my best suggestion! As we may have discussed before!

    To settle this once for all, we can establish a research modal.

    Choose 10 guys from each of the ethnic group randomly or just the guys from the forum.

    We can check the length, hardness, duration, scent, and most important, the performance, by observing girls' pupil size and scream decibel. They are all very objective datus!

    I would like to be the main supervisor, if I was allowed. Everything will be performed under friendly, scientificly, non-racist atmosphere!

  • Ms. Stephanie
    Ms. Stephanie wrote:

    3, About thailand hook, if you have ever been to western countries, then you will get what i mean.

    Wait.. What? ok.. nevermind...

  • Rebecca Arnesen

    oooo. objective data. you're turning me on.

  • Ms. Stephanie
    Ms. Stephanie wrote:

    Choose 10 guys from each of the ethnic group randomly or just the guys from the forum.

    We can check the length, hardness, duration, scent, and most important, the performance, by observing girls' pupil size and scream decibel. They are all very objective datus!

    Such a brilliant idea..  It's gonna be hard to choose a sample from Norway.. coz Kent and Ole look the same..

  • Amalie Sæverud

    As they are all advocating for "white men are so amazing in bed. " so maybe they should both join in the research ;) Stephanie, you want that , right? lol

  • Ms. Stephanie
    Ms. Stephanie wrote:

    Nikkie, you are so naughty..

    well, I'll pick Dando this time.. lol....

  • Ms. Stephanie
    Ms. Stephanie wrote:

    BTW, the edit function is not working so far.. but good to see they are working on something for us on this website..

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    @Yuki, "3, About thailand hook, if you have ever been to western countries, then you will get what i mean."

    I'm from a western country, so I know exactly what you mean about prostitutes in southeast asia.

    Wait. What?

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    @Nikkie, I appreciate your academic rigour.

    @Stephanie, For it to be scientific, the sample has to be random. You can't call dibs!

    Desmond just painted a scene of fraternity bros in pink popped-collar polo shirts drinking Rolling Rock and trying to invent some sort of less-gay jargon for "shuttlecock".

  • Ms. Stephanie
    Ms. Stephanie wrote:

    okeydoke... ...

    To be save.. I would try Korean here...

  • Minger
    Minger wrote:

    Balls.

  • Ms. Stephanie
    Ms. Stephanie wrote:

    Balls? balls look soo cute on Animals.... especially fluffy pairs on my cats....

  • High Priest
    High Priest wrote:

    Stephanie, good description of you fluffy cat, how wide is ur cat?

  • Ms. Stephanie
    Ms. Stephanie wrote:

    wide??

  • High Priest
    High Priest wrote:

    Sorry, big:)

  • Ms. Stephanie
    Ms. Stephanie wrote:

    1.5 years and 9 months... :-)

  • Ms. Stephanie
    Ms. Stephanie wrote:

    Clint... you made me checked my ruler again... hahahha.. kidding...

  • High Priest
    High Priest wrote:

    Clint, are sure u could be? 1.5 years and 9 months...) Oh Steph, what about the depth then? are we talking about age or size? lol

  • Ms. Stephanie
    Ms. Stephanie wrote:

    age age...lol.. sorry... hehe...

  • Kay
    Kay wrote:

    I would like to calm the storm that blows on this post, by saying this:


    Being amazing in the bed,  its a different fact which differs from a girl A to a girl B ... a girl for whom you were amazing in a early coit , she doesn't have the same  body request and reflex than that other one, for whom will be incompetent in his eyes in a later coit.


    Mostly  great sex starts outside of the bedroom with a combination of romance and sensual osmosis ...but this field is completly out of the range of most the immature fuckers.


    Any girls can squirt out  if she feels very relaxed, well prepared, before and while making love.


    you can have a magnum but, you dont know how to use it, even thought you know how to use it , you can shoot in the wrong place... but i can  have little knife with the  expertise then make the job well done.


    ps'; no need to argu, i got a AK47, and well trained just imagine how much i can be dangerous .


    learn. 


    cheers...

     

  • Martin Svean
    Martin Svean wrote:

    dando also forgot to mention he is also a member.

     

     

    dude, your writing skills must be published.

  • Fabian Kollen
    Fabian Kollen wrote:

    The local people is also amazing, and with very long time for more than  one hour........

  • №❶ Passioη

    This topic was copycated from "Why are black men so amazing in bed" however, I'll answer you

    Psychological Deception: This works for those who watch too many movies and those who love rock, or those who love some white celebrities :P so subconsciously 'they go for the chicken when the duck is too far'

    The ones with the answers are those who tried the best from both sides (black and white). They know what I mean:

    "If it's not white, it doesn't look right", but "once you go black, you never go back". Settled!

  • Amalie Sæverud

    "once you go black, you will become a single mum"   - quoted from a porn website

  • Minger
    Minger wrote:

    Nickie, baby, that was hilariously non politically correct.

    "Once you go black, you gonna need a wheel chair."

  • High Priest
    High Priest wrote:

    I wonderwhether the trend of single chinese moms in Beijing have all gone black too

  • Petter Meisfjordskar

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