If this was my english class, this essay would get an A+ for vision, originality and solid grammer.
"It will be the biggest and most sensual breakfast you have ever eaten."
I hate to bump threads as lame as this one clearly is, but this line is golden. I can't wait to drop this gem on somebody.
<< If this was my english class, this essay would get an A+ for vision, originality and solid grammer.
<< vision, originality and solid grammer.
Sorry man. :-D
Well I didn't give him an A+ for spelling... Its always embarassing to spell grammAr wrong even though I do it just about every day.
LOL. That was genius. I was about to say "oh look, another pile of troll excrement from Bedtyger of Godfather, but then I read it and I'm quite pleased. Which one of you trolls felt the need to make a fake ID to post this?
Gonna make some big, sensual breakfasts this weekend. Seriously I can't stop laughing, this is so awesome.
Hahahahaha ... this looks like an extraction from one of those women's sexualogy studies? Maybe Ami or friend of Ami?
A little competition here. But it's all friendly.
That is something I don't mind to be naive ...
I would like to keep that part untouched..
Haha, i was just wondering how come all the black guys profile pictures look like " Usher " ? Yes i agree with O that you should put a real picture of you.
Clint, you are too gentle...
Come on, who did it? Passion? Thorstan? Desmond? I don't think Dando could do it without inserting some 4chan pics.
Hahahahaha ... I still think this was written by a woman ...
Mo Ming, I never touched any woman in my life, so what is being written, I even don't understand the expressions of the feeling displayed.:) U know am a vegetarian:)
But this black fellow seems to be a horse isn't it? I urge chinese ladies to stay away from him. He can cut ladies into a pieces.:)
DD, we don't have any female users who both write this well and are willing to waste this much time.
Any male users both wirte this well and show willingness to write this long crap essay ?
why some black dudes are so annoying
Stephanie, all of us?
Minimy, you know better than to ask that question. Would you like to make it as a new thread so I can chime in with "the same reason some Soviet dudes are so annoying?"
Hahahahaha ... Afroman ... there was an old joke in Hong Kong that women are "tea pots", the Cantonese pronunciation is very similar to "trouble" (bad joke, heehee) ... anyway, after you have been with one (Chinese or otherwise) for a while, the constant nagging is just part of the fun to grow old together ...
Ok, now I'm going with Dando.
If it's not a girl who wrote this, the above name is the first I would think of, who is capable to write such things.
How come you always hear that black guys are so good in bed from.. other black guys?
Shadow, don't encourage them, or you will soon see some new accounts by girls claiming how amazing how good black guys are in bed.
Seriously, did no one understand that this was a sarcastic joke?
Kent, I'm sure it's just a phenomenon of this forum. And I don't think our friend "Black Passion" is a black guy.
@Shadow, muslim don't have sex till they get married, and this is what I preach my church members. How come u like the taste of white guys? That's why I questioned ur islamism:) But since u like the sweetness of whities, tell Bedtyger not to disturb u any longer:)
" Your fine body and sense of style and the fact I can differentiate you from a man. "
this is fine work indeed
@N.R, welcome, good contribution:)
Last time I checked, I was kinda browner than "black"... that means I'm not amazing in bed :( I should get painted darker and try my bed skills again, it might work
See what you've caused by using my registered scribblemark (Passion)
I'll not come back to see how it goes... I'll rather go to the museum to search for your dick and its effectiveness, if I don't find I'll search the encyclopedias, If I still don't find I'll try the last option (searching in the trashbag)... If I still don't find, too bad bro I'll come up with a new threory - maybe not as long as yours but I'll put it in the right category (nonsense)
Happy Lantern Festival
haha, retarded statement, just like pigmentation has ANYTHING to do with performance in bed.. i'd be amazed if I ever saw a scientific cross-study that actually proved this statement :-) It'd probably be as complex as a woman's mind in order to be any near accurat, and I don't think we're gonna have any male scientists wanting to walk down that road anytime soon, haha ;)
"We may be a pain in the ass, but not annoying." (no homo)
@Minger, I wish I could take credit for this. It's beautiful. It's got Pomegranate written all over it.
@Dan, Serena Xia, Ms. Stephanie, Minimy: U MAD?
It's a bit late anyway, but I'm retiring my White Guy column as of right now. Whoever wrote this should pick it up.
Fuck it. Bedtyger should take up your column and Sun should be admin. This place would be all set.
I couldnt help myself:
think its a kind of self-advertisement))))) the theme is
"Why black men are so amazing in bed", but actually it says about Black Passion's dreams))) there is no answer to a most important question "WHY?"
Black people? oh, it's a pic, dude.
Psychological Deception: This works for those who watch too many movies and those who love hiphop, or those who love some black celebrities :P so subconsciously 'they go for the chicken when the duck is too far'
The ones with the answers are those who tried the best from both sides (black and white). They know what I mean:
"If it's not white, it doesn't look right", but "once you go black, you never go back". Settled!