Charles Dickens - This Book Is Boring As Fuck And No One Will Ever Give A Shit About It Outside Of High School English Classes
Instead of reading fucktarded crap about "teenage angst" (namely The Catcher in the Rye), I think that all school children should read Youth in Revolt.
Yeah, that's basically what I was trying to say. Uhhhhhh Dickens. Nope
William Shakespeare- King Leer (the 16th century three-act play where the monarch's tragic flaw, his inappropriate sexual feelings toward his three daughters, causes his premature death)