Discussion » Beijing Life » Seeking roommates

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:
    <p>I'm coming back to Beijing in one month and I need a place to stay. Is anyone looking for an easygoing and weird flatmate?</p> <p>It doesn't matter if you're male or female. Although from my activities here on WLIB it is obvious that I am a confirmed pervert, in real life I actually get along better with chicks, even if they ain't ever going to bang me.</p> <p>I'm pretty laid-back, quiet when sober, and reasonably clean, but I don't mind weekly parties or get-togethers as long as you're responsible for your own guests. I've got some vices (wine, women, weed), but I don't mind restricting these habitual activities to my own room.</p> <p>I'm a socialist. I don't mind sharing stuff: groceries, shampoo, booze, drugs, girlfriends. But I draw the line at towels and toothbrushes. Ew.</p> <p>Also, I play videogames. I recently acquired a PlayStation 3 and I am perfectly fine with sharing it with the rest of the house if there are other gamers, or keeping it in my own room if you're not.</p> <p>The Wudaokou/Haidian area is preferable, but if you've got a cheap room on the East side, I might be interested.</p> <p>Am I forgetting anything? Feel free to ask questions.</p>
  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    Maybe when you're older.

    I'm a cheapass, so I'd like to keep my portion of the rent somewhere around 2000 RMB/mo., and I don't care about the size/number of bedrooms. Duration? I'm gonna be in Beijing for at least another two years, but I don't want to sign a lease for that long.

  • pommie
    pommie wrote:

    I believe John Constantine is looking for a roomie.

  • pommie
    pommie wrote:

    I dunno. Something tells me it might be a bit of a missmatch. Comedy gold though - like The Odd Couple but with more ultraviolence.

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    SRSLY U GUISE

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    Because our love lust knows no distance, Thorstan.

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    You fuckers are presuming that I can abide his hammy mitts all over my $50 DualShock controllers. Now stop talking about him before he shows up and shits up my thread with his butthurt.

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    See? This is why we can't have nice things.

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    I'm quite well aware of the existence of TBJ. I've used it in the past, and I plan on using it again if I can't find anyone through this site. Newsflash, retard: I've got a lot of friends here. I'd prefer to use a familiar social network to find roommates first.

    But thanks anyway for bumping my thread to the top.

    Now kindly fuck off.

  • Minger
    Minger wrote:

    Dando, I'm not going to be in Beijing any time soon, but if you'll send me one of your girlfriends a couple times a month, I'll pay half your rent for you.

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    That sounds like a wonderful idea. Tens of thousands of RMB on plane tickets in exchange for a thousand or so RMB rent subsidy. You're a gentleman and a scholar, Minger.

  • Sasha 莎莎 Wang

    i need a roommatteeee

  • Minger
    Minger wrote:

    See, I knew you'd see it my way!

    You could send me Sasha...

    OR you could stay in the states and get a job for edumacated people so you wouldn't have to live in a 2000 RMB flat.

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    I rather prefer to share a flat, though. I rented a siheyuan last year and it put a real damper on my social activities. I know Sasha, though, and she's cool. Even though the rent on her crib is higher than my old one, it'd be worth it.

  • Sasha 莎莎 Wang

    @Godfather

    You're an idiot.

  • Minger
    Minger wrote:

    Harmonious, the two of you could share a room... Dando is my proxy, remember? ^.^

  • Ms. Stephanie
    Ms. Stephanie wrote:

    Mo Ming.. Im waiting..

    Stop banning Dando's way back here... I have to finish him first to get you afterwards..

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    @Steph, I wasn't aware there was a queue.

  • Ms. Stephanie
    Ms. Stephanie wrote:

    hahahhhaha.....Dando, oooops...

    小虎。。.. That would be ideal if you could take care of Dando here in BJ after I finish him and run towards mo ming...BUT don't try to seduce him while we are still handling our things... I warn you... lol

    Minimy should be ok with it since she is going to use mo ming only after 2023?haha...

  • Minger
    Minger wrote:

    2030. She's good with it.

    Thorstan. Move dude. Why are you in Guilin anyway? Is it less shitty? You could just live in the U.S. if you wanted to be somewhere less shitty. We can probably pitch in and get you a plane ticket to the next wlib party/orgy/anything involving Dando.

  • Ms. Stephanie
    Ms. Stephanie wrote:

    Goddammit... It just appreas that 小虎 is becoming my rival in love..  fine!!! I still have moming if you are more attractive to Dando.... lol

  • Ms. Stephanie
    Ms. Stephanie wrote:

    2012?

    you serious?

    It's gonna be end of world after that..

    so you'd better move in ahurry...

  • Minger
    Minger wrote:

    Ms. Stephanie, you still have me? You have to compete with my squirrels for affection though.

  • Ms. Stephanie
    Ms. Stephanie wrote:

    ming ming.....

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    Nobody really asked for my input on whom I'm putting it in...

  • Minger
    Minger wrote:

    Dando, what makes you think you have a choice?

    Nah I'm just kidding, the only one who doesn't have a choice is Constant...ly going to get raped with a cucumber.

  • A豆腐
    A豆腐 wrote:

    cucumbers.......

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    @Adolfo, I'm with you. That would be a waste of a good gourd.

    @Harmonious, How much for your sofa.

    @Minger, Thorstan, For once I'm actually embarrassed that I've been out-trolled, and not even by someone clever.

     

    BUMP. Still looking for potential roomies. If anyone else is looking to move out of a place in the next couple months, we could rent a big old 5 bedroom place.

  • StrawberryIceCream

    That could be lovely to invite you to live with me if you don't mind I have the habbit to use my roommate's toothbrush to brush my shoes.

  • Bobo
    Bobo wrote:

    i am looking for the roommate as well ,, i want move, who can share the flat ,let me know 

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    @Luna, Cool.

    @StrawberryIceCream, Why shoes? Using a toothbrush to clean the rim of a toilet, I can understand.

  • Judy
    Judy wrote:

    Hi, I am looking for a room also.

    I want to live near to Sanyuanqiao and taiyanggong station of line 10.

    anybody have a room?

    please let me know.

  • Ms. Stephanie
    Ms. Stephanie wrote:

    I need a roommate too... 

  • Ms. Stephanie
    Ms. Stephanie wrote:

    Bedtyger, that's not surprize..

  • Ms. Stephanie
    Ms. Stephanie wrote:

    Oh well... Bedtyger, how come you are becoming so cute lately. ... :)

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    BedTyger, your .gifs are liable to cause someone to have a seizure.

  • Ms. Stephanie
    Ms. Stephanie wrote:

    lol..............snap......

  • Simen Wangberg

    Yeah, this is looking really MySpace up in here with the gifs and shit. Uhhhhhh.

  • Ekki
    Ekki wrote:

    my eyes.. oh god my eyes.

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    Buuump.

  • Daniel
    Daniel wrote:

    Are there any decent places to look for apartment rentals on the internet? The Beijinger, Cityweekend and Ganji.com are full of generic agent advertisements. 

  • Minger
    Minger wrote:

    The Beijinger is fine if you're looking to share a place with a foreigner who already has one. The real ads are on ganji, koubei, etc, they're just mixed in with the agents crap. You just have to make 100 phone calls till you find a real one. Make sure you use a phone with blacklist capabilities if you don't want an agent calling you constantly.

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