Discussion » Dating & Romance » How many guys out here like their teddy lick?

  • Kay
    Kay wrote:

    nowadays women like to do to us shit we used to do to them, i mean i want to feel like man during the coit, but i really dont know how to feel when she giving me the teddy lick and get my nipples hard like ass.....just like to punch her face... 

  • Ejdnzlaj
    Ejdnzlaj wrote:

    ...what?

  • Kay
    Kay wrote:

    *feel

  • Kay
    Kay wrote:

    i mean i hate when she perform the teddy licking, kind of sensations for girls not for man... make me feel like i want to punch her face to make her stop

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

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    Hahahaha ... it would seem that after getting absolutely nowhere with the "does girl like anal sex" thread, Kay is now asking "does guy like to be kissed on the nipples" ... does Kay stand for "kink" in some unknown ancient language?

  • Kay
    Kay wrote:

    let it go sir attorney DD he he he

  • Ejdnzlaj
    Ejdnzlaj wrote:

    what is teddy licking?

  • Grace Han
    Grace Han wrote:

    yeh, same question as Kieran's, ha...never heard that before.

  • Kay
    Kay wrote:

    ha ha ha ha, the master attorney got the universal dictionnary to decode the ancient languages, he will explain this to you Kieran

  • Minger
    Minger wrote:

    for some reason, i'm pretty sure this is about the back door too. never had it licked; not interested in the future; no major objection to doing it to the girl while showering, if she wants.

    Kay, if you don't like it, i bet you could just tell the girl and she would stop. you don't have to punch her. unless you're talking about prison rape and "girl" is a euphemism for a 2 meter tall 150 kilo ass-raping monster.

    what's with all the ass threads? what happened to good ol' fashioned banging?

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

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    Hahahahaha ... Kay ... I will take that as a "thank you" (twice actually), if anything, from you :)

    By the way, your particular flavour (or flavor) of curiosity (or kink) has got me wondered, are you actually a man?

    Anyway, just making my observation here ... like your "does girl like anal sex" thread, I seriously doubt if too many guys would admit to the fact that they like their nipples being licked or sucked (Kieran and Grace, please note), because it would make them sound "girly" or "gay" if they said they do, or not romantic enough if they said they dont ...

    And, just a very creepy but friendly advice ... if you need to spice up something, whether it be your pork chop or meat loaf, I recommend:

    1. pay for sex chat - the down side is that most Chinese services probably wont have the English proficiency to satisfy you, so you might need to pay more for overseas services

    2. read a book - I still like "Frank and I" after all these years, it is NOT gay porn by the way ...

  • Ms. Stephanie
    Ms. Stephanie wrote:
    Key, you just think too much while coitus instead of enjoy it.
  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    OP should be thankful that a girl licks his ANYTHING.

  • Pavoir Sponse
    Pavoir Sponse wrote:

    I presume Teddy Licking is some kind of sexual idiom, I have never heard of it, perhaps, it is synonymous with the English term, Rimming.

    莫明 you seem very down on buggery, it can be quite a lusty, zesty enterprise.

    Not that there is anything wrong with good ol fashioned banging, of course.

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    At first I thought teddy was that place between my balls and my asshole and I was ready to post ALL FUCKING RIGHT NOW THIS IS MY KIND OF THREAD and then I realized it's probably just OP's silly assed way of rendering the word "titty".

    Although I really don't understand how any sort of teddy stimulation would leave one's nipples "hard like ass".

  • Minger
    Minger wrote:

    Hah jesus, Dando's right as usual. Now why did  it make me think of ass?

  • Pavoir Sponse
    Pavoir Sponse wrote:

    Hmm, in UK slang the perineal area is called the gooch or on occasion the grundle, as in:

    "Dando expressed disappointment that the thread did not, in fact, turn out to be about Grundle munching."

  • Ejdnzlaj
    Ejdnzlaj wrote:

    How can you not like having your nipples licked? It feels great!

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    In the US, it's called the taint.

    't ain't your balls, 't ain't your ass.

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

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    Hahahaha ... that sounds South-Parkish!

  • Kay
    Kay wrote:

    if somebody is different from you, is not someting you criticize but something that you appreciate...here is a very deep matter that u should take time to think about and make things better... cheers Thorstan fries....

    i just drop out my opinion , i dont the teddy licking, because its make me feel girly instead of making me be the man in the action...

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

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    Hahahaha ... Kay ... again, with the anal sex, and this "teddy licking", I cannot help but picture you as a girl ... so, are you?

  • Kay
    Kay wrote:

    i am not i mma pm you my pic... a real man .... but thanks for asking DD

  • Ms. Stephanie
    Ms. Stephanie wrote:

    ......DD....... share the pic with me.... lol... 

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

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    Hahahaha ...

    Kay ... appreciate the thought, but maybe if you could just put it in your gallery? The PM attachment here has not been working for a long time, so long that I cannot remember how long ...

    Stephanie ... stop drooling ... good night :)

  • Kay
    Kay wrote:

    ok

  • Ms. Stephanie
    Ms. Stephanie wrote:

    T^T k... night DD...

  • Kay
    Kay wrote:

    oh please Ms stephanie

  • Ms. Stephanie
    Ms. Stephanie wrote:

    ......... sorry........ +.=

  • 外交猫
    外交猫 wrote:

    OP: I think your idea is a good one.  The next time your girl starts licking your "teddy", I want you to punch her right in the face.  As hard as you possibly can.  Then, come back to the boards and tell us how that turned out.

     

    Speaking of the 'taint area, anyone remember that Mr. Show episode from like ten years ago where they come up with 'Taint Magazine?  Shit was hilarious.  David Cross before he was famous and then not-famous again.  Good shit.

  • Ejdnzlaj
    Ejdnzlaj wrote:

    Despite being a long term David Cross fan, I think Mr. Show was one of his worst points. That one set in the UK he is doing now is pretty bad too, which is a shame because it's actually filled with good ideas and tons of potential it's just poorly executed.

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

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    Hahahaha ... I forgot to say this ... and that's a definite sign of old age :)

    Kay ... even putting up a photo probably wont help, because the general idea is that no one believes everything on the web, or rather, very selectively, so, if you happen to be in the general area (Beijing north west area), I would very much like to include (I dont use invite, as I believe everyone is equal) you in our next devil worship, which Stephanie will be our human sacrifice ...

    So, interested?

  • Kay
    Kay wrote:

    thanks Ethan for the support ....ha ha ha, now i got to finish some work out, and get ready for the punch against furries and geishas, lickers of teddy's...

  • Simen Wangberg

    I fuckin' love cashews

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

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    Hahahaha ... Fries ... you are not being fair, what happened to the Chinese and Africans? And also, perhaps most importantly, the girls?

  • Ms. Stephanie
    Ms. Stephanie wrote:

    @Mick, I thought you crazy about French frieds......

    BTW, why this called French frieds anyway? any explainations?

     

    DD, key is not interested on me, so this offer doesn't work so well... lol

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

    。。。

    Hahahaha ... Stephanie ... but I am sure everyone would like to see you being a human sacrifice :)

  • Ms. Stephanie
    Ms. Stephanie wrote:

    Really? T^T...

     

    .......... ........Actually.... It looks better than torture me with a voodoo doll...............

     

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