Lean in close, nudge her just hard enough to annoy her but not knock her off her feet, and say, "Whatsyanamebabe?" Repeat until you find yourself in bed. Preferably not a hospital bed.
Not exactly a pick-up line but I used this once to pretty good effect:
While offering her a drink: "I'm gonna get you drunk and take advantage of you"
Her: "But I don't really drink"
Me: "Oh, I guess I'll just to take advantage of you while you're sober then"
errrr..Dandu Z, it's lucky enough you ended up in a hospital bed not a graveyard. xD
Jon Gu, wow, you've done an amazing job! so how did it feel to take advantage out of a sober girl? better than the drunk ones?
is the ladder on your tights the stairway to heaven
Hmmm a few morked:
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the the ice- Can I get your number? Just give me even a fake number
If your were a new sandwich at Mcdonald, they would call you McGorgeous. Did u get that body from Mcdonald? Coz I'm loving it
Are you from tennessee? Coz your are the only ten I see
You must be the reason for global warming, your are damn hot!
You turn my software to hardware baby!
God, is an angel missing in heaven? Sorry, God just answered me that you were sent to me so because I need a guardian angle.
If u were my homework I could do you on my table
Are your parents terrorists? Coz your are an atomic bomb!
I heard sex is a killer. Want die happy?
Gu, welcome back.
Dan, that is a clever one.
Mine: Nice shoes, wanna fuck? (best if you can get the girl to compliment your shoes first).
her: nice shoes
me: that's a pick up line. "nice shoes, wanna fuck"
her: oh, yeah.
me: yeah you know that pick up line, or yeah you wanna fuck?
Of course, this only works if the girl's trying to bang you anyway.
Hahahaha ... not that I would nor I could, but I have to wonder, would "asking for language partner" work in real life?
Go near the girl and ask while you look worried to her forehead:
Guy: "Hey! Are you OK!? Does it hurt?! Does it hurt?!"
Girl: "What!? What?! Whats wrong with me!?
Guy: "Does it hurt?"
Girl: "Hurt what?"
Guy: "Falling from heaven, cause thats where you must come from."
@DD: Imagine entering a bar and shout out loud: HEY! LOOKING FOR A LANGUAGE PARTER!! I PREFER GIRLS...CAUSE I FEEL MORE COMFORTABLE THAT WAY!! I REALLY WANT TO LEARN CHINESE...!!! FOR REAL!! I'M SERIOUS !!.....
Hahahaha ... in the next scene, I am thrown out of the bar, literally, in a few different angles and directions ...
"Hey sexy, nice to meet you here. So how long have you been on WLIB?"
I admit that one doesn't work as well in bars or nightclubs, but I still try it anyway.
yeah it works, but the thing is, whoever dares to say this kind of things probably have a huge personality, so it maybe that what really does it. I would never dare to say something like that...probably....unless i was really drunk...but i don't really drink...soooooo......................
chn girls, if the do, pick up guys by the leash, not lines.
Here's a great one from a girl that would get my pants off in no time, presuming the girl was hot.
"Hi, I have no STDs and have had my tubes tied. I'd like to have an exclusive sexual friendship with you in which I do not have any other expectations that I wouldn't have of normal friends."
Aimea, Chinese girls don't understand things sometimes, in other world, give a girl sign of a eye, she understands ur meaning, But chinese girls, they just smile and they even don't get what it means...How much more the pick up lines?
how high are you, priest?
Best and worst I've came across was "I'm practicing how to pick up girls."
I appreciate the guy's creativity and straightforwardness.
C'mon, it's not the line itself but the delivery, what counts. Learn from the master.
Anna C, That one is great. was it successful?
Flash Mob, I assume that "the master" died from complications of herpes and syphillis a long time ago?
interesting thread actually,i think the worst one i concured is "hey do u know what time it is?",but no harm itself isn't it.
i'm wondering,what's the most effective and polite way to inatiate a "send away"msg ha.do we need start a new thread
"i'm wondering,what's the most effective and polite way to inatiate a "send away"msg ha."
You mean like the opposite of a pickup line? A dismissive wave and quick roll of the eyes is pretty effective, and you don't even have to say anything. No one has ever done this to me before.
yes exactly,hm...rolling eyes right.it's kind of subtle and will be confusing sometimes,isn't it.
mike,i believe u got the perfect pick up line
very a few chinese girls react to the signal of a firtation, they dont wink back or blow a kiss when they are getting a wink from a guy, more often than not, they just giggle then walk away. ( at least from what i saw) There are reasons for that: 1. They are too shy and have no confidence to be opened up to a foreign guy ( when it comes to a chinese guy, it might be a different story) 2. This is a language issue: once they react back, nothing would follow. there's a inability of communicating in a foreign language ( esp when this guy is not speaking to them in chinese).
of coz, if you could use some appropriate chinese to hit on girls, i am pretty sure there'd be some successful cases, it's not like chn girls would turn down all the generious offer like : hey beautiful, fancy a cosmo?, i'd like that tho, hahah
tina, have you ever thought of this "what is the time" guy was actually wanting to know the time? haha... to send someone away is not as hard as getting someone close, pretend not to hear what he was saying or just turn your back on him, i've done plenty of those =P
haha,maybe you should have asked the direction to amiea's neighbour........hm......
tina, have you ever thought of this "what is the time" guy was actually wanting to know the time?
hm...i had no idea,last time waiting for the bus,i was planning to tell him the time but then found it's quite strange.i said some time around 3(turned out it's 3:30)so he knows i didn't want to talk cause i didn't bother to check the time on my phone.
any predetermined pick up line sounds like something a kid will use because he has no other words to use because he is too nervous to say anything else. maybe..
well what works for me is usually just going with the moment. say what ever comes out.
pick up lines....can we call it what it is?
莫明 nope. The pick up line is not the only factor that affects my response.
I was in a hurry, and was very put off at the time.
Anna C, If he was a handsome guy and it was not an inappropriate time for you, would that have changed your response?
Come to think of it, I assume if it's not a bad time and a handsome guy comes up and says anything to you other than to tell you about his penis size, he will probably get you to talk to him, no? Doubleyew tee eff is the point of pick up lines anyway? It's not like an ugly guy is going to be successful, no matter how clever he is...
But then handsome and dumb is not attractive, too.
never have such situation, can't make judgement
oh, got one!
blow air directly to your ear and neck!
too sophisticated! made me flush like a virgin and flee away! but I'm ready now for some adult play now! who gonna blow me?
does this count or just outraged flirting?
God Nickie, this is like... pornographic ~haha
Don't you have hundreds of "sex friend" spam messages to sift through?
well, not good as you may have expected!
I think guys here still think I'm some fake female ID !
Maybe because you just changed your picture to one of a gay guy? You need to bring back the photo gallery...
Dan, you still didnt tell me how many times did that line work? try something more creative and sexier on me then, let's see how it works =D
tina, you've been a very bad pointer, haha... tho asking for the time can be a bad way of hitting on girls, u gave him the time without even checking is a huge "slap" on his face, u really didnt care, haha
And most Chinese girls don't "buy" into "lines"~~~
In the eyes of old "rags" like me, if a gilr used a line on me (esp. at a bar in China), I would probably think that she could be a hooker~
However, a "conversation starter" may be more approraite and appreciated~~
I guess most people here can sense the difference~~
@Alfilms, "Yes, Chinese girls don't use pick up lines on guys."
Wrong. They're just so cleverly ironic that it's difficult to notice if you're not hip to their game. My favorite line is, "I am traditional Chinese girl, not interested on sex things."
I fall for that one every time.
Ask a guy who's too cool for the Internet.
"Are you from tennessee? Coz your are the only ten I see"
1) That's my line. And the first time I used it was in Memphis when I was a high-school senior. What can I say, I learned from the best in terms of sex, Americans, of course.
2) BTW, I see a "teen".
"2) BTW, I see a "teen"."
haha I liked Rita's pick up line, i'd swoon immediately...
100% guaranteed pick up is: "So...do you believe in love at first sight? or.. do I need to walk past you one more time"
winkity wink o.<