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  • Amie
    Amie wrote:
    Pick-up lines range from straight forward conversation as simple as say "hi", going through the full range to the most elaborate attempts including humor such as "if I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together". It also can be a flirt, like"Do you have a map, because I keep getting lost in your eyes." There is a question whether pick-up lines work efficiently? How does it differ when applies to Different categories of people? So all the gents up here: what's ur favorite pick up line, does it always work? And the ladies, what's the worst pick up line u ever heard, how did u react when it happens?
  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    Lean in close, nudge her just hard enough to annoy her but not knock her off her feet, and say, "Whatsyanamebabe?" Repeat until you find yourself in bed. Preferably not a hospital bed.

  • Joakim Berg Solum

    Not exactly a pick-up line but I used this once to pretty good effect:

    While offering her a drink: "I'm gonna get you drunk and take advantage of you"

    Her: "But I don't really drink"

    Me: "Oh, I guess I'll just to take advantage of you while you're sober then"

     

  • Amie
    Amie wrote:

    errrr..Dandu Z, it's lucky enough you ended up in a hospital bed not a graveyard. xD

    Jon Gu, wow, you've done an amazing job! so how did it feel to take advantage out of a sober girl? better than the drunk ones?

  • Keera Lee Farrington

    is the ladder on your tights the stairway to heaven

     

  • High Priest
    High Priest wrote:

    Hmmm a few morked:

    How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the the ice- Can I get your number? Just give me even a fake number

    If your were a new sandwich at Mcdonald, they would call you McGorgeous. Did u get that body from Mcdonald? Coz I'm  loving it

    Are you from tennessee? Coz your are the only ten I see

    You must be the reason for global warming, your are damn hot!

    You turn my software to hardware baby!

    God, is an angel missing in heaven? Sorry, God just answered me that you were sent to me so because I need a guardian angle.

    If u were my homework I could do you on my table

    Are your parents terrorists? Coz your are an atomic bomb!

    I heard sex is a killer. Want die happy?

    High Priest

     

  • Minger
    Minger wrote:

    Gu, welcome back.

    Dan, that is a clever one.

    Mine: Nice shoes, wanna fuck? (best if you can get the girl to compliment your shoes first).
    her: nice shoes
    me: that's a pick up line. "nice shoes, wanna fuck"
    her: oh, yeah.
    me: yeah you know that pick up line, or yeah you wanna fuck?
    ...

    Of course, this only works if the girl's trying to bang you anyway.

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

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    Hahahaha ... not that I would nor I could, but I have to wonder, would "asking for language partner" work in real life?

  • Jenelyn Tambago

    Go near the girl and ask while you look worried to her forehead:

    Guy: "Hey! Are you OK!? Does it hurt?! Does it hurt?!"
    Girl: "What!? What?! Whats wrong with me!?
    Guy: "Does it hurt?"
    Girl: "Hurt what?"
    Guy: "Falling from heaven, cause thats where you must come from."

    @DD: Imagine entering a bar and shout out loud: HEY! LOOKING FOR A LANGUAGE PARTER!! I PREFER GIRLS...CAUSE I FEEL MORE COMFORTABLE THAT WAY!! I REALLY WANT TO LEARN CHINESE...!!! FOR REAL!! I'M SERIOUS !!.....

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

    ...

    Hahahaha ... in the next scene, I am thrown out of the bar, literally, in a few different angles and directions ...

  • 外交猫
    外交猫 wrote:

    "Hey sexy, nice to meet you here.  So how long have you been on WLIB?"


    I admit that one doesn't work as well in bars or nightclubs, but I still try it anyway.

  • Miss Glorey
    Miss Glorey wrote:
    @Buffalo: that's nor your pickup line, that's Barney Stinson's. @Jon: Wasn't that me who told you the "nice shoes wanna fuck" story? Or did I tell Doug and he told you? Or is that actually a well-known story now? This is just my personal opinion---but from all that I read above, only the "polar beer weighing enough to break the ice" one and the "leaving my cell phone with you one" are tolerable (and slightly cute). The other ones (basically anything involves the direct mentioning of "hot" , "angle" , etc) are just too dramatic and insincere (I know in the end everyone wants to bang but still) that they become immediate turn-offs.
  • Jenelyn Tambago

    yeah it works, but the thing is, whoever dares to say this kind of things probably have a huge personality, so it maybe that what really does it. I would never dare to say something like that...probably....unless i was really drunk...but i don't really drink...soooooo......................

  • Amie
    Amie wrote:
    Alfilms, u meant : Chinese girls never use pick up lines to pick up guys? Or Pick up lines never worked on Chinese girls? There is a confusion here
  • Webslave
    Webslave wrote:

    chn girls, if the do, pick up guys by the leash, not lines.

  • Minger
    Minger wrote:

    Here's a great one from a girl that would get my pants off in no time, presuming the girl was hot.

    "Hi, I have no STDs and have had my tubes tied. I'd like to have an exclusive sexual friendship with you in which I do not have any other expectations that I wouldn't have of normal friends."

  • High Priest
    High Priest wrote:

    Aimea, Chinese girls don't understand things sometimes, in other world,  give a girl sign of a eye, she understands ur meaning, But chinese girls, they just smile and they even don't get what it means...How much more the pick up lines?

  • Ekki
    Ekki wrote:

    how high are you, priest?

  • C_
    C_ wrote:

    Best and worst I've came across was "I'm practicing how to pick up girls."

    ("我在練習搭訕")

    I appreciate the guy's creativity and straightforwardness.

  • Kent Bekkavik
    Kent Bekkavik wrote:

    C'mon, it's not the line itself but the delivery, what counts. Learn from the master.

  • Minger
    Minger wrote:

    Anna C, That one is great. was it successful?

    Flash Mob, I assume that "the master" died from complications of herpes and syphillis a long time ago?

  • Tina
    Tina's猫 wrote:

    interesting thread actually,i think the worst one i concured is "hey do u know what time it is?",but no harm itself isn't it.

    i'm wondering,what's the most effective and polite way to inatiate a "send away"msg ha.do we need start a new thread

  • Simen Wangberg

    "i'm wondering,what's the most effective and polite way to inatiate a "send away"msg ha."

    You mean like the opposite of a pickup line?  A dismissive wave and quick roll of the eyes is pretty effective, and you don't even have to say anything. No one has ever done this to me before.

  • Tina
    Tina's猫 wrote:

    yes exactly,hm...rolling eyes right.it's kind of subtle and will be confusing sometimes,isn't it.

    mike,i believe u got the perfect pick up line

  • Amie
    Amie wrote:

    Desmond

     very a few chinese girls react to the signal of a firtation, they dont wink back or blow a kiss when they are getting a wink from a guy, more often than not, they just giggle then walk away. ( at least from what i saw) There are reasons for that: 1. They are too shy and have no confidence to be opened up to a foreign guy ( when it comes to a chinese guy, it might be a different story) 2. This is a language issue: once they react back, nothing would follow. there's a inability of communicating in a foreign language ( esp when this guy is not speaking to them in chinese).

  • Amie
    Amie wrote:

    of coz, if you could use some appropriate chinese to hit on girls, i am pretty sure there'd be some successful cases, it's not like chn girls would turn down all the generious offer like : hey beautiful, fancy a cosmo?, i'd like that tho, hahah

  • Amie
    Amie wrote:

    tina, have you ever thought of this "what is the time" guy was actually wanting to know the time? haha... to send someone away is not as hard as getting someone close, pretend not to hear what he was saying or just turn your back on him, i've done plenty of those =P

  • Tina
    Tina's猫 wrote:

    haha,maybe you should have asked the direction to amiea's neighbour........hm......

  • Tina
    Tina's猫 wrote:

    tina, have you ever thought of this "what is the time" guy was actually wanting to know the time?

    hm...i had no idea,last time waiting for the bus,i was planning to tell him the time but then found it's quite strange.i said some time around 3(turned out it's 3:30)so he knows i didn't want to talk cause i didn't bother to check the time on my phone.

  • Martin Svean
    Martin Svean wrote:

    any predetermined pick up line sounds like something a kid will use because he has no other words to use because he is too nervous to say anything else. maybe..

    well what works for me is usually just going with the moment. say what ever comes out.

     

    pick up lines....can we call it what it is?

  • C_
    C_ wrote:

    莫明 nope. The pick up line is not the only factor that affects my response.

    I was in a hurry, and was very put off at the time.

  • Minger
    Minger wrote:

    Anna C, If he was a handsome guy and it was not an inappropriate time for you, would that have changed your response?

    Come to think of it, I assume if it's not a bad time and a handsome guy comes up and says anything to you other than to tell you about his penis size, he will probably get you to talk to him, no? Doubleyew tee eff is the point of pick up lines anyway? It's not like an ugly guy is going to be successful, no matter how clever he is...

  • C_
    C_ wrote:

    Definitely.

    But then handsome and dumb is not attractive, too.

  • Amalie Sæverud

    never have such situation, can't make judgement

  • Amalie Sæverud

    oh, got one!

    blow air directly to your ear and neck!

    too sophisticated! made me flush like a virgin and flee away!  but I'm ready now for some adult play now! who gonna blow me?

    does this count or just outraged flirting?

  • Minger
    Minger wrote:

    God Nickie, this is like... pornographic ~haha

    Don't you have hundreds of "sex friend" spam messages to sift through?

  • Amalie Sæverud

    well, not good as you may have expected!

    I think guys here still think I'm some fake female ID !

  • Minger
    Minger wrote:

    Maybe because you just changed your picture to one of a gay guy? You need to bring back the photo gallery...

  • Amie
    Amie wrote:

    Dan, you still didnt tell me how many times did that line work? try something more creative and sexier on me then, let's see how it works =D

    tina, you've been a very bad pointer, haha... tho asking for the time can be a bad way of hitting on girls, u gave him the time without even checking is a huge "slap" on his face, u really didnt care, haha

  • Undermoonlight

    And most Chinese girls don't "buy" into "lines"~~~

    In the eyes of old "rags" like me,  if a gilr used a line on me (esp. at a bar in China), I would probably think that she could be a hooker~

    However, a "conversation starter" may be more approraite and appreciated~~

    I guess most people here can sense the difference~~

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    @Alfilms, "Yes, Chinese girls don't use pick up lines on guys."

    Wrong. They're just so cleverly ironic that it's difficult to notice if you're not hip to their game. My favorite line is, "I am traditional Chinese girl, not interested on sex things."

    I fall for that one every time.

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    Ask a guy who's too cool for the Internet.

  • Albulena Imeri

    "Are you from tennessee? Coz your are the only ten I see"

    1) That's my line. And the first time I used it was in Memphis when I was a high-school senior. What can I say, I learned from the best in terms of sex, Americans, of course.

    2) BTW, I see a "teen".

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    "2) BTW, I see a "teen"."

  • Syda Akum
    Syda Akum wrote:

    haha I liked Rita's pick up line, i'd swoon immediately...

    100% guaranteed pick up is: "So...do you believe in love at first sight? or.. do I need to walk past you one more time"

    winkity wink o.<

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