Discussion » Nonsense » do you girls really enjoy the back door coit?

  • Kay
    Kay wrote:

    just a question, coz its kind of fashion now, to do it in that way....

    reactions? girls only please....

  • Ejdnzlaj
    Ejdnzlaj wrote:

    Salad tossing?

  • Kay
    Kay wrote:

    yes salad tossing, as keiran says, 

    @ Spire Arsov, lets hope they will be out there some real girls whom are going to show they liberty of expression....

    come on, just say it.. we here to share... nothing to be shy about, girls...? lets go

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

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    Hahahahaha ... Kay ... wrong question! This is not something girls usually share in public, although, I can think of a few on this site (or forum) who like to shock people ... even if they have to lie :)

    It might be easier, however, to ask something like:

    1. had any of the girls tried bikini wax, or even Brazilian?

    2. had any of the girls gone "vacuum", and enjoyed the "freedom" ...

     

  • Minger
    Minger wrote:

    Ok, this was a stupid question as they go, but I am curious, why do some (straight?) guys want to go back door? There is a perfectly good hole just a centimeter or two away that is self-lubricating and has the nerves to make it enjoyable for her, plus there is no risk of damaging internal organs and you don't get ish on your stick...

  • Kay
    Kay wrote:

    cool cool, i got you DD, is there anyone these ones? he he he

  • Simen Stensvoll

    u mean anal sex?

    i don't know,u'd better ask gay guys

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    How the fuck does OP reckon that buttsecks is in fashion? I'd ask how many back issues of Cosmopolitan the OP compiled to arrive upon this conclusion, but I really don't want to know anything more about the OP's back issues.

  • A豆腐
    A豆腐 wrote:

    pretty sure that a proctologist enjoys working the back door

  • Ejdnzlaj
    Ejdnzlaj wrote:

    He didn't ask about anal sex, he just asked about licking buttholes. I have a friend who once got drunk and went on about how he swore by it after his girlfriend done it to him once. I think it should be just as pleasurable for girls though as the rim has just as much nerve endings for both sexes, while only guys have the prostate inside.

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    @Kieran, You sure about that? I think you're giving him too much credit in assuming he knows that salads are tossed without utensils. Or perhaps I'm mistaken in interpretting coit as short for coitus, or intercourse?

    Fuck it. I don't care. Novice sodomites, all around.

  • Ejdnzlaj
    Ejdnzlaj wrote:

    Wait... I think it was me who was mixed up. I got coitus and cunnilingus mixed up...

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    Perfectly understandable. I do agree that the analingus question is a helluva lot more appropriate, though.

  • A豆腐
    A豆腐 wrote:

    ohhhhh there are many guides on internet to be pro in that

    http://www.ebook3000.com/The-Ultimate-Guide-to-Anal-Sex-for-Women_10936.html

     

  • Micky
    Micky wrote:
    I think this type of questions should be asked directly to ur girl and not a topic for discussion. moreover, I am wondering why grammarian / Mr. know it all DandoZ did not condenm this thread.. sshhhhhhhhh no offence
  • Ms. Stephanie
    Ms. Stephanie wrote:
    As a matter of fact, we are just about to realize how guys pay attention about back door issue... lol
  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    @Micky, I'm wondering which one of your kin complained that I didn't wipe properly before they performed a rusty trombone upon yours truly that you've got such a hard on for me.

    BTW I did condemn this thread, gently, although I normally hole-heartedly approve of all threads related to sodomy. But I do expect that the nuances of Latin terminology for sexual maneuvers are lost on someone with your level of reading comprehension. No offense.

  • 外交猫
    外交猫 wrote:

    "Rusty trombone", wow.  I think this is the first time I've ever learned something new here.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rusty_trombone

    What a disorienting change -- 99% of the time I spend on WLIB I feel myself getting dumber and dumber. Dando, it's good that you're leaving; you fuck up my whole image of this place. I do not come here to learn.

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    @Ethan, Thanks?

  • Kay
    Kay wrote:

    Here to make it clear without any Dando's terminologies , 

    yes stephanie, we are really concern about this matter, so i will ask the question straight to you Ms , do you really enjoy anal sex as a girl, if you ever tried it of course.... 

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

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    Hahahaha ... Kay ... stupid question time!

    May I ask, how else could Stephanie have enjoyed it (i.e. assuming she had tried and did enjoy it) other than as a girl? You see another way? Or, perhaps, some girl had done it to you, so you now wanted to ask how a girl might feel to have something up that way?

    And, Steph, apology to have to mention you in this question!

  • Kay
    Kay wrote:

    wow, wow Mr DD uncle, you playing the attorney now, watch out you might get hurt , the question still running ....

  • Kay
    Kay wrote:

    its nothing personal, just a question, plus no need to make it a drama... so lay low

  • Micky
    Micky wrote:
    ha ha ah a aaaa,. Dando Z the tromethamine... Very soon we'll have your dictionary like "Michael West" jia yo
  • Pavoir Sponse
    Pavoir Sponse wrote:

    I want to know why the question-mark wasn't emphasized?

  • Garina Y
    Garina Y wrote:
    本来是为了了解女性心声开的贴,弄到现在,80%在这版出现的都大老爷们~~哈哈哈哈哈!太逗了! it is originally considered as a survey for girls' sexual preferences, however most of the comments obtained are fr the DUDEs team!!!! that's sooo funny! LOL
  • Webslave
    Webslave wrote:

    走后门 = 行个方便

  • Minger
    Minger wrote:

    Garina,你惊讶吗?本来就是个同性恋的话题 :-p

    Kay, why do you keep trying to get girls' opinions? Sodomy \is for gay people. And straight men who have sex with other straight men, (but not in a gay way).

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

    。。。

    哈哈哈哈,就算不是同性恋的话题,最起码是一个bi-curious的话题吧?

    Kay ... "attorney"? "get hurt"? Hahahaha ... ok ...

  • Solveig Smørdal Botn

    因为英文不好 所以进来后都不明白大家在说什么~~~

    但当我看到了"anal sex"还有"了解女性心声"这几个词后

    刹那间 我明白了....

  • 王经纬
    王经纬 wrote:

    LS 说话太逗了!!

  • Minger
    Minger wrote:

    哈哈……keller,你每次发帖子就说只懂"sex"这歌词。这个论坛基本上就是谈sex……你是否都看得明白?

  • Solveig Smørdal Botn

    其它的帖子我不知道 因为看到这个题目里有"girls" "enjoy" "back door"这几个词....所以我就点进来了....然后就又看到了之前说的那些....

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

    。。。

    呵呵呵,莫明 。。。你用什么"字体"或输入法?某些标点符号,要换英文的,才会容易看!

  • Minger
    Minger wrote:

    叔叔,你是说那些"helip helip" 垃圾吗?我用搜狗……不是谁都用搜狗吗?是不是英文的标点符号都没问题?

    中”

    英"

    我看看。有时候懒得换……

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

    。。。

    呵呵呵,说的就是这些"垃圾",但也不是全都不行!

  • Ms. Stephanie
    Ms. Stephanie wrote:

    莫明 wrote:

    Posted 1 days ago

    Ok, this was a stupid question as they go, but I am curious, why do some (straight?) guys want to go back door? There is a perfectly good hole just a centimeter or two away that is self-lubricating and has the nerves to make it enjoyable for her, plus there is no risk of damaging internal organs and you don't get ish on your stick...

    I totally agree with mo ming this time... 

  • Minger
    Minger wrote:

    Thx stephanie, I agree with me too!

    So let's ask Kay, since I presume this thread is just him trolling for a girl to assrape. Kay, are you straight? If so, why do you enjoy the back door?

  • A豆腐
    A豆腐 wrote:

    But it must be important to inform the lady about your intention if you wanna go through the back door. Explain that it's something you've always wanted to try with her ask if she'd consider trying it once, just to see if she likes it.

    mmm..... let me imagine the situation (in the real life, no in a porn movie)


    hey babe, why this night we don´t try something new?
    new in what?
    you know, in the bed?
    in the bed? was wrong in the bed?
    well....
    what happen don´t you enjoy?
    ohhh yes, yes, but....
    but what? (danger danger!!!!!)
    no, is just.... i want...
    what do you what? ohhh please, again with your phantasy of a threesome, i told you, not, i will not stay with other woman.
    no, no, is other thing...
    thing.... toys? don´t worry sweety, i told you before your size is great for me, i´m glad
    no, no toys... is with your ass
    ahhh do you want doggy style? is that?
    no!!!... is anal sex
    what!?!?!?!?!?!!?
    some of my friends have tried this, and they say that is very pleasure for the woman and man
    wtf, what are you talking about? what friends? are you talking about us with your friends? eh???

    time later....

    whatever, if you want anal sex, then before i will put this sexual toy in your ass, if you enjoy i will try, ok sweety??

  • Garina Y
    Garina Y wrote:
    好玩
  • Minger
    Minger wrote:

    lol adolfo, I'm sure that's exactly how it would go.

    godfather, which "most men" is this that fantasize about banging asses? I heard at most 10% of men are gay, so.... see comment above - there is a perfectly good hole just 2 cm away.

  • Jenelyn Tambago

    and shit free

  • Minger
    Minger wrote:

    Ok Amu, as silly as sodomy may be, it is not responsible for hemoroids, aids, or homosexuality. Clever humans though.

    Actually, it wasn't humans that invented sodomy. A lot of other animals assrape.

  • Minger
    Minger wrote:

    I heard it mutated from monkeys... people banging monkeys.

    I also heard it was genetically engineered by the South African Govt. They're mentally retarded though, so I don't think they could genetically engineer anything.

    Still hasn't been anyone to say why someone would want to sodomize/be sodomized though.

  • Jenelyn Tambago

    But animals ass rape cause they use the same hole...and male animals or even female animals fuck other animals just to show who rules...is not the same

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    You disappoint me, Ming. Buttsex isn't just for gays. Everyone can use a good rimming every now and then. Provided they follow some sanitary guidelines.

    Why the hell do you think I'm always talking about picking up straight chicks at gay bars? If they've got gay friends, they're more open-minded about playing around with man ass. The best blowjob you could possibly receive will involve a buttplug and a generous amount of lube.

    Some of you are going to call me gay for this. Fuck you. Haters gonna hate. I counter that jamming things up your butt makes you far manlier than any of these slackjawed faggots complaining about perianal pain and poopy penises.

    And while I agree vaginas are superior to buttholes, any guy who has had his prostate examined will tell you that small, lubricated objects can indeed go up there comfortably. Western and Chinese doctors have known this. Just eat more green salads and wipe your ass with those wet towels for babies.

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

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    Hahahaha ... what did I miss?

    Buffy ... how is grand daddy? Though you probably did not talk much during dinner, I'd bet that it was a good dinner! By the way, stay tune for the guys' gathering, probably close to end of this month :)

    I still dont know where Kay and GodFather got their "facts" from, however, I can say for sure that there are girls out there (perhaps not too many) who enjoy anal sex ...

  • Simen Stensvoll

    ming,u disappoint me too

  • Jenelyn Tambago

    dinner mostly sucked....i really wanted to be with u guys...i mainly ate cabbage and mantou with condensed milk...

    and also bored as hell...i wanted to chat by sms but neither jenny or u read my sms....damn you both!

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

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    Hahahaha ... I am sorry to hear that it was not good, but are you sure you want to say it out loud in public, esp when your agent is always here? And when you were "having fun", wont you be too busy smiling to everyone?

    My old Nokia does "beep" my bluetooth when it receives a SMS, the new K-Touch does not do that ... sorry ... and I only checked my phone because Jenny Z told me she received your SMS, otherwise, I would not have known ...

    How come you only ate cabbage and mantou? It sounded like a vege or buddist dinner!

  • Jenelyn Tambago

    cause the rest of the food was too chinese for my taste...hahahhahaha to much fat and jelly stuff around...

    she knows it, and i would say she was a little bit bored too...but at least she can communicate with others....

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

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    Hahahaha ... you chicken!

    You should really try the jelly stuff, a little fat wont kill you ... I myself especially like the jelly stuff of fish! Oh, maybe when I find a "fat fish", you two can come to dinner and learn how to enjoy some healthy jelly (hahaha ... but imagine the amount of housework that your Auntie dear needs to do) ...

    And I can imagine, both you and her face must be sore from all the friendly smiling ...

     

  • Minger
    Minger wrote:

    sorry minimy, but we're going to have to do it the old fashioned way...

  • Ms. Stephanie
    Ms. Stephanie wrote:

    It's the time for the loo.......... 

  • Da Fan
    Da Fan wrote:

    shit happens

  • Ms. Stephanie
    Ms. Stephanie wrote:

    haha Da Fan, you are such .... just on time... ;D

  • Da Fan
    Da Fan wrote:

    bazinga~

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