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  • 琪琪
    琪琪 wrote:

    Hi all,

    Here I post some jokes from other forum just to bring some laughs here for this Christmas! Apologize to those who can not read Chinese as it is a "3 Gorge Project" to translate them!

    Happy Christmas to u all!

    1.有次房东问我 did u eat anyting yet? 我说no.
     她听后重复了一遍 so u didn’t eat anyting. 我说 yes...
     房东老太太犹豫了下
      又问did u eat ?  
      我说 no. 她接着说 so u didn’t eat .
     我说 yes ......
     估计她当时要崩溃了

    5.我男朋友以前在温哥华乘skytrain的时候,一个白人女人说:I am sorry. 他直接说: you are welcome. 对方都呆了。

    7.第一次跟老外去打painball,玩的是抢旗的那种。由于第一次玩,一直跟着个看起来很专业的队友跑,
    一路上躲着子弹跑到对方的base. 我们人都挂了,对方就剩一个人在看老家。
    就听那老外跟我说了一大堆术语,我也没听懂。他看我没听懂就跟我说:it’s easy just cover me when i go out. 说完了就喊了一声 cover me! 然后跑了出去,
    我也不懂他是让我掩护他,没等我想清楚他就跑了。
    我就顺手从一个箱子上扯下来一块帆布,丢他头上,把他盖住了。结果他就光荣牺牲了。当时大部分人都挂了,在旁边观战。所有人都笑趴了。

    9.上次不知道是什么事情把我惹怒了,情急之下我本来要说: FUCK YOU!! 但是却说成FUCK ME!!! 那来外开始愣了一下, 后来他说: u wanna say fuck me ?? OR fuck you?? 晕...我连吵架的气势都没了.


    11.一个好朋友刚来加拿大,有一天口渴了想喝可乐。去到便利店很大声的说EXCUSE ME, DO YOU HAVE COKE? 可是我朋友刚出国,英文尚有很重的口音,好端端的COKE让她说出来就变成了 EXCUSE ME, DO YOU HAVE COCK?
    店主听得一惊一乍的,连连说:WHAT??? WHAT ? 最后店主终于弄明白她想要喝可乐,钱货两清之后,见我朋友多半是初来乍到,还很好心的给我朋友说以后去买可乐不能再问别人有没有COCK了,那样很让人误会!本来我朋友完全不知道发生了什么事,可是店主解释以后恨不得立刻找个地缝钻进去!后来很长一段时间都不喝可乐了!

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

    。。。

    哈哈哈哈。。。

    第一个,也不是语言沟通的问题,纯中文,也可能会这样。。。

    第五个,我发现我一直都有这个问题,

  • G
    G wrote:

    Interesting....

  • Simen Stensvoll
    我一直搞不明白什么时候说me too,什么时候说you too
  • Lanyan
    Lanyan wrote:

    hah

    I am quite surprised that  Laowai are always patient to explain every awareness that you should pay attention, heh

    Maybe they are nice?

    I don't know...

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

    。。。

    哈哈哈哈,让我想起很多年前,刚到澳洲的时候,同学常问我的是:"how are you going",我英文水平很低,没听到"how",只听到"going",我就说去廁所,去课室,去什么的。。。嘻嘻,惭愧!

  • Lee Yi
    Lee Yi wrote:
    呵呵,笑了半天,周末前的下午这么过过还挺好
  • Mya
    Mya wrote:
    一学姐刚出去的时候,跟老外聊天。 老外:I like Thai food very much. 学姐:me too. But my favorite is Kangaroo food. 老外:Oh, really? Where? 学姐: We have many Kangaroo restaurants in China. .... 其实她想说的是:Korean food

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