Discussion » All non BJ languages » i can teach u chinese,u can teach me english.

  • Bella
    Bella wrote:
    First of all, I won't find a boyfriend in the network world. i waan to find a good person practice english .and i can teach you chinese. Many people add me MSN, only to look for the girlfriend 。 I am tired that feeling. I m very cautious to make a friend. I said to become good friends means, we can learn by talking around us something. I like different culture. I like Chinese tea ceremony, like watching the news, like to climb mountains, like to drink red wine ~ We can share many different interesting things. (i m in lido area)
  • Minger
    Minger wrote:

    You totally ruined my planned comment with your first line stating that you are not looking for a boyfriend.

    Actually, I was going to mention that I am looking for a sex partner, which is different from a girlfriend, so maybe I can fit that here.

    不好意思,但是這個網站基本上就那兩個用法;要么是打發時間,要么是找人打炮。沒幾個人想學語言。

    錯了。我應該說“沒幾個男人想學語言”。

  • Simen Stensvoll

    莫明,你的中文真的已经太炉火纯青了,打炮这个词您竟然也知道
  • Xiao
    Xiao wrote:

    God..I don't know what to say. Especially after having an exhausting day. There are um BLCU, BISU, BXXU,XXXU,BXXX etc. And then there's you. If someone wants to learn a language, he will have no tourble at all making the decision 90% of people on this planet would make. They would probably choose BLCU or whatever over you. I like tea too. So let's all drink tea instead of exchanging languages.


    Actually I don't like tea at all. I have no idea why I said that.

  • Minger
    Minger wrote:

    JZ, that's a good idea. Although you seem to have realized I'm rather insincere in my attempts to bang people on this website, I would indeed be open to a "language for sex" exchange. Any takers? Girls, you can teach me whatever language you want, and I'll... uhm... bang the bejesus out of you. Sounds like a fair trade to me.

    Minimy, 我怎麼能不知道呢?我老在這裡泡你,你老是你這輩子也不會跟我打炮,不是嗎?

  • Daniel
    Daniel wrote:

    Don't you guys ever get tired of of the verbal masturbation sessions that go on whenever a new post is made on here?

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

    ...

    Hahahahaha ... Daniel, so this is "verbal masturbation", huh? Then I cannot help but wonder what is "verbal intercourse" and does it come with any contraception? Who can tell me?

    I prefer Japanese tea over Chinese tea ...

  • Minger
    Minger wrote:

    I like beer.

  • SaSa♣Yi
    SaSa♣Yi wrote:

    楼主姑娘发这个帖子也没什么别的用意,你们何必呢。。

  • Simen Stensvoll


    @莫明,等我老了退休了,咱们可以在一起打炮,你顺便还能教我一些中

  • Da Fan
    Da Fan wrote:
    等到退休?到那时,一个干一个软,就没搞头了,你们还是麻溜儿的吧~
  • Simen Stensvoll

    大凡,how do you know that ?
  • Da Fan
    Da Fan wrote:
    Minimy, 这个应该是人之常情吧
  • Simen Stensvoll
  • Minger
    Minger wrote:

    Da fan,

    1. Astroglide

    2. Viagra

    Minimy, ready when you are (retired).

  • Da Fan
    Da Fan wrote:
    给力!到时候你们一定要拍下来传网上去:D
  • Simen Stensvoll

    ...jZ,你将是第一个来找我要卫生巾的,不过早上已经把垃圾倒了,恐怕

    你得等到下个月了
  • Minger
    Minger wrote:

    I met someone from here accidentally in person before I ever did intentionally. If only some of the people I accidentally met were cuties trying to hook up ons.

  • Daniel
    Daniel wrote:

    I wish I could claim 'Verbal masturbation' as my own, but it comes a line from a song by Placebo that stuck with me from when I was a teenager.

     

    Here, it means the messages people write to threads with no other reason than to pleasure themselves by promoting their own superior identity at the cost of the original poster. 

     

    I'm not against it in theory, I've done it myself and Dando does it regularly in a way that's consistently funny, but lately nearly every thread I open on this forum starts with 'Topic/Question/Request' and is followed by a series of 'Look at me!' posts, and it just gets tiring after the nth time someone masterfully links language-exchange to sex. I get it, I do, you're awesome, but try being awesome quietly for a bit, please? 

  • Daniel
    Daniel wrote:

    And before I've hypocritically de-railed this thread, I will say to the original poster that I wish I was around Lido as I' m currently looking for the same thing here, but failing at finding decent people to practice with.

  • Simen Stensvoll


    ok,to the OP,if u really want to improve ur language skills,u should take a

    course,i think it s more effective

    because,no pay no gain

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

    ...

    Hahahahaha ... Laban ... it sounds more like a doll (that drinks tea) than a real person ...

  • Ms. Stephanie
    Ms. Stephanie wrote:
    I learnt "no glove no love" phrase from a native speaker.... I found it is useful....

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