Discussion » Health & Fitness » No condom, no sex.

  • 悠然
    悠然 wrote:
    Be safe and have fun.
  • Klisklass Kjærlighet

    How can I give babies? :P

  • Fazio
    Fazio wrote:
    Thats smart. One night doesnt worth whole life.
  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

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    Hahahaha ... assuming Andy Lou is a guy, this is actually funny ... on the other hand, I admire you for saying this out loud in public, most guys would not have cared ...

    * applaud *

  • Simen Stensvoll
    @Fagio Stone No condom, no sex for any case,unless u guys r going to make a baby
  • Klisklass Kjærlighet

    I thought most girls like Lugan (having sex w/o condoms), they have an excuse they are allergic to condoms :P

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

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    Hahahaha ... I have actually talked to someone in the past, and she was very upset (even angry) about the news that her girlfriend, after a two-year relationship, had become pregnant and was dumped by the BF ... apparently, he left China since then ...

  • Camilla
    Camilla wrote:

    There are other preventions agains pregnancy.. If ones are into wearing a condom I reckon its because ones is into fucking randomly around without getting an std.. In a relationship ones can use something else against the pregnancy and leave the condom! :D

  • Klisklass Kjærlighet

    Well unless you are not having sex with some random person, I think there is no need for it, if you dont pre ejaculate or cant control your ejaculation. Read kamasutra page 32 and stop using condoms to have sex with your GF's :)) 

  • Klisklass Kjærlighet

    I was just kidding, God knows whats in that page, yes I do agree, its good to be safe, I consider abortion as a sin, i personally wouldn't prefer to kill my first born child :)

  • Camilla
    Camilla wrote:

    @Julio Three, there are many kind of condoms! U might have latex allergy? Then find one without this! But.. finding condom is one thing, then the next thing is to find a girl.. (Or a boy, whatever ones find them selves to be into! :) .)

  • Da Fan
    Da Fan wrote:
    你是处男你骄傲,你为国家省橡胶;你是处男你可耻,你为国家浪费纸 :P
  • kö
    wrote:
    ·····楼上说的有理
  • kö
    wrote:
    ·····楼上说的有理
  • Da Fan
    Da Fan wrote:
    “你是处女你自夸,你为国家省黄瓜”...- -
  • kö
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  • Kristine Marie Heimstad

    What they need to invent is a spray on condom lol.  Kinda like a spray on tan.  U can spray the shit on and it protects u from getting someone pregnant and a STD, all while being able to have sex, the closest way (and feeling) to not wearing a condom.  Fuck flavors, just make it practical lol.

     

    Seriously though, for the ppl that don't support abortion, what do u think about the times when a woman is raped or is a victim or incest?  How about when two ppl who aren't mentally, physically, emotionally or financially ready to have a baby, or even two ppl involved in a 1-night stand, ALL having wore condoms and the condom busted?  How about when a couple, married or just dating, make a commitment to one another and decide to be monogamous, yet one party is fucking around and they break up, yet the woman is pregnant?  What if u go into a marriage and one of the ppl is a royal fuck up and u want a divorce, but then the news that she is pregnant comes?  How about when a couple decide to be monogamous and choose to use the pill instead, but the pill fails?  

    In my opinion, there are waaaaaaay too many "what ifs" to make it a one-sided issue.  No abortion, under NO CIRCUMSTANCES!  Sounds very impractical to me.  Besides, what the fuck are ppl doing making decisions about what OTHER ppl should do or be deciding?  Its funny how ppl like to jump the gun and start playing moral judge and jury, but are very silent when it comes to matters and issues that may be just as important as this one.  

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

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    ABM ... I think they kind of did, it is called synthetic nylon?

  • Minger
    Minger wrote:

    同意楼主. 不过,堕胎也不是很危险。起码比身孩子安全。

    Draven, don't joke about that, some douche will listen to you. I knew a guy who used the cycle method (means you hope the girl isn't ovulating) as his only means of birth control based on something he read on a web page, without even bothering to read down to the bottom of the page where it said that 20%+ of the people who do that will still get pregnant in one year.

    Camilla, statistically most people cheat at some point. I'd rather be safe and stick with the rubber, but of course it depends on your partner. Pregnancy is curable, but other STDs aren't.

    Da Fan & Andy, 太搞笑你们。

  • Camilla
    Camilla wrote:

    @ 莫明, I reckon you are commenting my first post here, haha, which was kinda exaggerative ;) Most STDs are though curable? The most common one, of course...which brings us over to the "depends on your partner" issue again.. Hehe..

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    I think abortion should be mandatory and my preferred method of birth control is sodomy, but I also like to have a dick that functions properly, isn't covered with sores, and doesn't spray burning chunks of pus. Ergo, condoms.

  • MiLo
    MiLo wrote:

    No condom, No sex.

    Yes, I should remember it...

  • Stefan
    Stefan wrote:

    did u ever notice that many chinese girls utterly refuse to use condoms?

     

  • Martin Reppe
    Martin Reppe wrote:

    no sex before marry

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    no shit before shower

  • Stefan
    Stefan wrote:

    ja ja... but things happen...

  • Minger
    Minger wrote:

    Aiken, I wish I was in Beijing so I could beat you in the face with my shin. I only know of one study into the cycle method of birth control, and it showed that a woman can get pregnant any single day of her cycle. If you're depending on that, you better call andy for an abortion hospital first.

  • Peter Baird
    Peter Baird wrote:

    Don't knock the cycle method...that's how I got my son!

  • Camilla
    Camilla wrote:

    @ 莫明, Aiken was born yesterday.. Or he just never had sexual classes... Can you blame him? .... Ignorance is blessed? Haha, Aiken I hope you are prepared to become a dad !

  • Virgil W
    Virgil W wrote:
  • Simen Stensvoll
    seriously,no shit before sex
  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    except: shit AND shower before anal

  • 1
    1 wrote:
    Condoms during sex in a very critical to protect the interests of both sides not to be hurt
  • Morten Eriksen
    it's true sex with condoms is more safty, but sex without condoms can give more orgasm to all players
  • Simen Wangberg

    "...sex without condoms can give more orgasm to all players"

    Completely false, and a great way to get pregnant and/or horrific diseases. Well played.

  • MiLo
    MiLo wrote:

    well done, andy

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    I totally understand why dudes might prefer to fuck with hats off, as most times I'm wearing a love glove, I feel like I could slam my dick in a door without wincing. But until I came to China, I never met a chick who said she prefers a raw donging.

    Especially after hearing so many girls complain about their partners not having enough stamina. I'd think that girls would appreciate condoms 'cuz the diminished sensitivity usually prevents a dude from cumming too fast. What gives?

  • Minger
    Minger wrote:

    Aiken, "safe" is the wrong word. Maybe you can say it's a "reduced risk" period. Even though the girls is supposedly not ovulating during that time, people who use only this method of birth control have ~20% chance of getting pregnant each year. I already said this. Do you think I'm part of a consipracy, or do you just not know how to use google?

    And pregnancy is not the absolute worst disease that can be caused by unprotected sex.

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    Aiken wrote:

    "dude your knowledge is very limited and you should hv more classes abt sex as its very important for you, if u need any assistant you can contact me without any hesitation.... 

    every wise would use condom as its, bt the safe period is the only duration in which you can feel free to hv sex with out any condom, but not those who don't know abt the exact safe period as like you... lolzz"

    No. Wrong. Stop posting. STFU. GTFO. You're a fucking moron. If you ever repeat this nonsense to another human being, I swear to God I will find you and cut your dick off so you will never share your DNA with another living human. You are that dumb. What you said was bad and you should feel bad.

    From wikipedia: calendar-based contraception methods

    "When used to avoid pregnancy, the [Knaus-Ogino] rhythm method has a perfect-use failure rate of up to 9% per year."

    "the Standard Days Method has a perfect-use failure rate of 5% per year."

    "Imperfect use of calendar-based methods would consist of not correctly tracking the length of the woman's cycles, thus using the wrong numbers in the formula, or of having unprotected intercourse on an identified fertile day. The discipline required to keep accurate records of menstrual cycles, and to abstain from unprotected intercourse, makes imperfect use fairly common. The actual failure rate of calendar-based methods is 25% per year."

    tl;dr DIE IN A FUCKING FIRE.

  • Minger
    Minger wrote:

    Hmm, I assumed our little fucktard would have found that with google, so he must think we're part of the anti-fucktard conspiracy.

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    Aiken,

    Hypothetically speaking, how many WLIB people would have to tell you you're wrong before you would be overcome with so much shame and embarrassment that you would kill yourself, or at least never show yourself here ever again?

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    No. Stop this shit, for fuck's sake.

    Coitus interruptus--pulling out before cumming--has many of the same problems as the rhythm method. It does ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY NOTHING to prevent the spread of STDs, and even with perfect use, the failure rate is around 5%. This is an unacceptably high risk for a repeated behavior. Men ejaculate small amounts of fluids even before orgasm, and this often contains fertile sperm.

    If girls don't like condoms because they're too dry, then the answer is more foreplay, not to do away with the condoms.

  • Sofia
    Sofia wrote:

    old topic

  • Minger
    Minger wrote:

    Jesus fuck.

    Dando, I'm not in Beijing. I'm going to mail you a giant spiked anal dildo, and I leave it to you to put it to good use and make sure that this stupidity dies with the above.

  • Camilla
    Camilla wrote:

    @ 莫明, Me and my ignorance will be by Dandoz side!

  • MiLo
    MiLo wrote:

    ding LZ

  • Marte Joahansen

    It's amazing how pregnancy is of more concern as

    compared to s.T.d's..

    c'mon people..Aiken..

    Are you a Jap.?

    cos i see the jap. porns..

    and u'r safe period policy

    is really patronised by them.

    u shld. feel great.

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    "It appears the choice of contraceptives available will soon widen."

    That's not the only thing that's about to widen. We'll see some orifices widen if Aiken and GodFather keep posting.

  • Petter Meisfjordskar
    What of oral sex? Does one need a condom?
  • Minger
    Minger wrote:

    Blood, vaginal fluid, precum, or semen in the mouth all carry a risk of HIV transmission.

    And of course, don't forget that simply having anal sex will actually create the HIV virus.

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    Buttsecks means you skip HIV and go directly to full-blown AIDS.

  • Marte Joahansen

    haha...wiv. widened orifices..

    D for Dando.

  • Adele
    Adele wrote:
    honest bad girl 。。。
  • Marte Joahansen

    Like Baggers.

  • Marte Joahansen

    MeaNwhile,

    a point of no return could

    be a lesson 4 d. heart.

    everyday i wake up, i still

    say...it's cold.

    Puh me pls.

    hehe

  • Minger
    Minger wrote:

    Nikkie, baby, welcome back!

  • we serve
    we serve wrote:
    Nice topic, 有意思的话题
  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    PROTIP: don't store condoms in your wallet or in your pocket. Sustained heat and friction (of the non-penis-in-vagina kind) ruins the latex and causes undesirable chemical changes in the spermicidal lubricant. I've heard it'll make your pussy hurt if you use an old expired condom.

  • Simen Wangberg
  • Klisklass Kjærlighet

    Mike, u seem to be a serial killer with your tool :P

  • Camilla
    Camilla wrote:

    Mike, that for sure was a shiny and fancy condom! Does it give just as much pleasure for you, as it gives the girl?

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    Jesus Giant Robot Christ, lay off with the sporkulum. That's a visual kick in the ovaries and it's bound to scare an entire generation of women away from the gynecologist's office.

    The shitty jpeg compression just makes it creepier.

  • Petter Meisfjordskar
    I thought it was an enlarger!!!!
  • Simen Wangberg

    But nothing else is relevant to my INTERESTS!

    Which include:

    eating

    and

    "eating"

    eheheheh

    ehehehehe

    EHEHEHEHEH

  • Simen Wangberg

    "The god damn device above made me sick."

    Don't throw up on yr keyboard

    gawd forbid we should have to go a day without another pearl of wisdom from YE.

    "Does it give just as much pleasure for you, as it gives the girl?"

    Spork'd - for you and your partner's (dis)pleasure

  • Simen Wangberg

    Although actually Andy, considering that you started this thread and the topic actually IS a fairly wise bit of sentiment, I'll give you a pass. For today.

    Don't abuse it.
  • Simen Wangberg
  • Klisklass Kjærlighet

    no sex, no condom

  • Simen Stensvoll
    no oral,no sex
  • Klisklass Kjærlighet

    no money, no condom, no sex :P

  • Klisklass Kjærlighet

    Then who will pay my rent if I buy condoms? You? :P

  • Klisklass Kjærlighet

    Sorry, I dont like free condoms, I only prefer designer condoms if i buy one :P

  • 随便叫兽
  • Petter Meisfjordskar
    i THINK YOU GET THE LADY FIRST AND BE SURE, OTHERWISE, YOU MIGHT BY THE CONDOM AND SHE TURNS HER BACK ON YOU. Lady=Oral=Condom=Sex= Condom( Bursting withing)=Kid.
  • Klisklass Kjærlighet

    I was thinking, what if you couldn't open the condom packet or break the condom while wearing :P do u think the girl will be patient enough to take or wear another condom? or will you be patient? :P

  • Simen Stensvoll

    the worse thing is u can't find any fucking condom in the house ,when her meimei crying to suck ur didi

  • Klisklass Kjærlighet

    So many disasters happen when you look for condom you break the ZIP of your bag or tear your wallet or everything in a shelf :P and then finally when you find one she will be sleeping :S

  • Alexander
    Alexander wrote:
    o~ just fuck off... then...
  • Klisklass Kjærlighet

    Oh please, for fuck's sake learn more english words and come back

  • Simen Stensvoll
  • Klisklass Kjærlighet

    You mean minimy or mei mei ? :P as didi will also cry for mei mei :)

  • Simen Stensvoll

    why meimei is wet? she is crying!

  • Simen Stensvoll
  • Simen Stensvoll

    my pleasure

  • Simen Stensvoll

    u wanna steal my collectling list?

  • Simen Stensvoll
    u shouldn't ask for the commercial secrets though;)
  • Camilla
    Camilla wrote:

    THANK YOU 马克, now I just hope for Aikens safe, and for those stupid enough to spread their legs for him, that they read your post.. Safe periode for HIV anyone? ....

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    Aiken,

    We were all wrong about you. With your mastery of basic arithmetic and the ability to abstain from sexual intercourse for weeks at a time, you could lead us into a bright new future where everyone is not only sexually sexually frustrated, but also infected with a host of STDs.

    Praise be to Aiken, harbinger of the rhythm method.

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    Not to mention it isn't effective at preventing pregnancy, even with perfect use.

    Normally I would say "don't feed the troll," but when someone constantly posts such blatantly ignorant misinformation, there isn't much choice but to draw attention to it.

  • Minger
    Minger wrote:

    If Glen Beck endorsed the murder of a doctor on national television, there wouldn't be anything wrong with me endorsing the deprickification of Aiken on a website, would there?

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    I was more worried that we would be violating an important moral imperative if we FAILED to deprificate him, but with every trainwreck of a post he makes, I become more certain that his dick and balls are still in their original packaging, and will remain that way forevermore.

  • Marte Joahansen

    If i could acess the web(precisely www.wlib.com)from anywhere in the world,

    getting to come across posts that are de-grading..

    it states something which AIKEN is yet to notice.

    AIKEN

    "YOUR STUPIDITY SPEAKS AHEAD OF YOU"

    all over the world.

  • 外交猫
    外交猫 wrote:

    It's been a while since we've had a monumental retard on these boards who absolutely everyone hates.  Looks like Aiken might be the new guy.  Congrats Aiken, you're an idiot.

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    inb4 Aiken denounces another wave of detractors as homosexual deviants out to destroy the established social order, with condoms.

  • Ms. Stephanie
    Ms. Stephanie wrote:
    Virgil W wrote: Posted 1 weeks ago @Dando Z 单独子 No shower before shit you nasty mother f%&**# hahahhahahhhahhaha.... oh god... hahhahahhah
  • Ms. Stephanie
    Ms. Stephanie wrote:
    too easy to be maddening....
  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    Mark,

    Actually, I'll freely admit that I started in with the foul language, but that was to highlight how ignorant and socially corrossive Aiken's ideas about contraception are. I think I speak for a lot of people here when I say that we have an imperative social responsibility to crucify this troll at the gates to serve as an example.

  • Camilla
    Camilla wrote:

    Dear Aiken, I haven't read any of your compliments to me before now. I was busy making love to my dear gay friends.. As we dont like to use condom, and obviously dont like to spread anything to other innocent people.. So we just keep it for us selves.. But my comment to you about "safe period for HIV anyone": There is no such thing as safety from an STD or HIV, except if you use condom, OR if you know your partner. :) Otherwise I advise you to check out "we love 4chan .com" out of your comments I see that might be the perfect society for you.. Enjoy.. I'm off to bitch and slut around again -btw, no one never complained! ;)

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    Camillia,

    I'm the unofficial 4chan ambassador to WLIB. He's not wanted there, as his moralfaggotry is the cancer that is killing /b/ (in the parlance of our Internets). You're still cool though, but only because you got the URL wrong.

  • Camilla
    Camilla wrote:

    @ Dando, haha, throw him into /b/ and let them slaughter him! :D

  • Klisklass Kjærlighet

    I thought this thread was dead, who brought it alive? Now feel the rage :P haha

  • Lun
    Lun wrote:

  • Minger
    Minger wrote:

    Betty, 85% is not an accurate figure. If it were 85%, we would be likely to get our partners pregnant in 3 months...99+% seems more accurate. Combine it with some sort of hormonal birth control and the chances of an unintended pregnancy are almost nil.

    Of course, you are encourage not to have sex if you don't want to, but don't shy away from condoms just because you think they're not effective.

    Andy, high-five for making this thread in the first place.

  • Minger
    Minger wrote:

    See, I knew Bedtyget was actually an intelligent troll!

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    Oh golly.

    To whichever necromancer found this thread: Thanks for this stroll down memory lane with Aiken the sex ed instructor.

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)
  • Minger
    Minger wrote:

    I got in the way back machine and found out that Alex is Aiken. Now that explains a lot. looolz

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

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    Hahahahaha ... was the time travelling tiring? Just for the record ...

    alt text

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    Oil ruins condoms. Use a water-based personal lubricant during anal destruction.

  • Simen Wangberg

    "Idk about u guys, but chicken grease is my choice of personal lubricant."

    Indeed. Famed jazz bassist Jaco Pastorius kept a chicken bone in his instrument case for this very reason.

    Damoreyaknow!

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