Discussion » Nonsense » One reason for y i wanna be a Man!

  • Cc
    Cc wrote:

    Then,i can keep my lush beard that take up almost a half of my face。 wow·~~what a cool style。。。。。and i believe i could trim it perfect~

  • Nadia Scheie
    Nadia Scheie wrote:

    ps: keep my face warm in winter~

  • Ekki
    Ekki wrote:

    and can pee standing up!

  • A豆腐
    A豆腐 wrote:

    the special relation with ur 小第第 

  • Simen Stensvoll
    don't have to be suffered from some bloody days every month
  • Da Fan
    Da Fan wrote:
    being a woman is like a box of chocolate, you never know what you are gonna get until stick that into you. so being a woman is a lot of fun! being a man is sooo boring, coz what you got eventually is exactly the same. damn it
  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    HELL YEAH MOTHERFUCKERS.

    BEARD THREAD IS GO.

  • Nayila
    Nayila wrote:

    Still wanna be a woman.... =)  hahahaha.....will never ever want to be one of those sad boys!!!!!!! lol....

  • .
    . wrote:

    No period!!!No pain!!!

  • №❶ Passioη

    Well, I'd rather say why anyone with 3 legs should be happy to be male...

    A. 5 mins in the shower,

    B. never spend money or / and time on makeups

    C. window shopping-free life

    D. gossip-free life

    E. no heavy sagging load in the form of boobs and ass

    F. A good measure of physical strength, wisdom and bravery

    G. never spend time taking self-pics on the mirror

    H. no labour pains and screams

    I. no crying about heartbreaks...

    J. make decisions with the sane mind, not insane emotions

    K. nothing worrying about fading beauty with aging

    L. never scared going anywhere, doing anything, anytime, alone

    The only things female enjoy about being female is beauty, youthfulness and avoidance of responsibilities, which don't last a lifetime ;) Trust me you don't wanna be female :P

  • Minger
    Minger wrote:

    Hey Passion, long time no see.

    Da Fan, very good point. I think what we eventually get is nothing though.

    Dando, do you even have a beard? I guess I'm not one to talk since I've been clean-shaven for at least six months.

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    Ming,

    Hell yeah. Have beard. Usually I keep a full one, but now I've got friendly chops. Why do they call them that? Because your sideburns are reaching across your upper lip to shake hands, I guess.

  • Nadia Scheie
    Nadia Scheie wrote:

    eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.......becareful rice hook on it!!!!!!!

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    ...what's wrong with leftovers?

  • Kristian Svoren

    Astaroth ,."try being a black woman in a white society. they have a very hard time" i wanna hear more... how about a white woman in a black society? no hard time?

  • Kristian Svoren

    no matter what,,!! i just wanna remain a man. soooo cooool

  • Nayila
    Nayila wrote:

    HEYYYYYYYYY.....

     

    WHY GIRLS WON'T STAND UP FOR GIRLS.....

     

    BEING A GIRL IS AWESOME,COME ON!!!!!!!>.<

  • Monica Jakobsen

    @nayila

    kinda agree wid you, world is full wid men, it would be bad if girls start becoming guys.

  • Minger
    Minger wrote:

    Mr Brave, "how about a white woman in a black society? no hard time?"

    A white woman in a black society will get a very "hard time" indeed. Oh snap!

  • Virgil W
    Virgil W wrote:

    @莫明.Like you know hahaha...

  • Minger
    Minger wrote:

    I thought it was about time for some good ol' racist humour.

  • Virgil W
    Virgil W wrote:

    Well, anyway, stay cool as a cucumber.

  • Tian 王倚天

    It's good to be Man, because we can hit on all the beautiful straight girls.

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