Discussion » Nonsense » If you could not fail...

  • Davochi
    Davochi wrote:

    Question everyone. Nice icebreaker.

    What would you attempt to do if you knew you could not fail?

    Try to be as descriptive as you can.

  • Peter Baird
    Peter Baird wrote:
    Get Zhanzi Yi in the sack...and make her feed me grapes.
  • Simen Wangberg

    Ooh. Nice one, Peter. I would do the same with Milla Jovovich and Christina Hendricks. Simultaneously.

  • Minger
    Minger wrote:

    Peter, if I remember correctly xiao Zhang said she would be happy to let someone baoyang her, so you might not be dependant on this "could not fail" scenario. You may need a very large pile of money to do this though.

    On tangent, I am also available to be baoyang with somewhat more relaxed conditions, although I have some prerequistes as to the girl doing it.

    If I could not fail, I would take over the world, disband all countries and standing armies, and create new (non-representative) democratic countries limited in size to 100,000 people each.

    Then I would make all stupid people sterile.

  • Simen Stensvoll

    i would marry Dan,and have two cute boy twins,maybe a cool girl too

  • Simen Wangberg

    "Then I would make all stupid people sterile."

    THIS. h my god, this. Seriously.

  • Minger
    Minger wrote:

    If I could not fail I would undo what you just did.  Damn hippies.

    Oh, you only say that because you don't know what my goal was in doing it. I just don't want anything capable of threatening my domination of the world. Democracies without armies act very slowly and surely won't pose the kind of threat to me that a one-billion-strong dictatorship would.

  • Einsteinna
    Einsteinna wrote:

    I'd like to rescue all my beloved firends and my parents when the 2012 comes!!

    it's not a joke, though the topic may like a joke.........

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