Discussion » Nonsense » What is the craziest thing you have done in BeiJin

  • Chucho Castillo
    Chucho Castillo wrote:
    Fighting outside Salsa Caribe does not sound exciting enough so I would like to listen your stories...
  • Nadia Scheie
    Nadia Scheie wrote:

    when I was 13,I poured a basin of water from 6flor on a drunk man.

    my aunty ordered me do that~for some reason~~

    then~~the drunk guy yelled curse for 1~2hours~I was scared~

  • Pavoir Sponse
    Pavoir Sponse wrote:

    I slept with a prostitute and she threatened to tell my wife so I murdered her.

    Such a crazy day.

  • pommie
    pommie wrote:

    Carlos: Sounds like that was a sticky situation! lol..

  • Christian Hansen

    LOL Ciara, that one is really good

  • Peter Baird
    Peter Baird wrote:
    Carlos, I think that happens to everyone at once in their life.
  • pommie
    pommie wrote:

    I just hate getting that phone call. It's like my friends think I'm some kind of dead hooker removal service.

  • Rune
    Rune wrote:

    got agg-assaulted by a drunk tranny.

  • Simen Stensvoll
    lost myself
  • Linda Marie Hylander
  • Maggie
    Maggie wrote:

    lost sth treasurable....

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    Stole Maggie's treasure.

  • Maggie
    Maggie wrote:

    BTW, no chance any more, it had been stolen....

  • ♥Playboy ♥

    had sex in the daylight in a park ....

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    had sex in the daylight in a park

    In really unconvincing drag, too. I think one of my balls was hanging out.

    The john gave me crabs, too.

  • Da Chuan
    Da Chuan wrote:

    danced with the sexy chinese girl with a friend in club and one in front and one in back.and kissing and all kinds of stuff.at the end .u can guess what happened;)

  • Mathew Abisai
    Mathew Abisai wrote:

    Had Sex witha Khazakh Girl In the Park In Beihang

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)
    ... Decided to become an insurance agent, and had to study an all-Chinese (no English) text book about insurance laws and company laws in China, and then took the exam and got 73 (out of 100, pass is 65) ...
  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)
    ...

    ... and to address the almighty Pete DeMola as "King Pete" ...
  • Fazio
    Fazio wrote:

    walk with a guy my friend hole night....

    Thank for the security.Beijing is really a safe city.

  • Da Fan
    Da Fan wrote:
    threw empty beer bottle into 中南海...I'm still alive
  • Simen Wangberg

    "Had Sex witha Khazakh Girl In the Park In Beihang"

    Yeah...but was she number-four prostitute in whole of Beihang?

    eheheheh

  • Syda Akum
    Syda Akum wrote:

    Sat on a squat toilet with my ass instead of my feet. shiet...

     

     

     

  • 哥们
    哥们 wrote:

    went to Hou Hai on a public holiday

  • N-Die 北京的法国人

    Got lost in a hutong in middle of the night further than the 6th ring road in a

    chinese pimp's car trying to send me to sleep at one of his gfs home...

     

    I add it was after 6 months in china...my chinese was almost inexistant...

  • Shane
    Shane wrote:

    Got lost in the snowstorm this fall (halloween I think?), taking a bus the wrong way around fourth ring, almost freezing to death, finally getting home at 7 AM, buying a bottle of jim beam and starting the day :)

     

    Or getting in a fight w/ a asshole guy with a mop

  • Amber
    Amber wrote:

    what i am doing .

  • Klisklass Kjærlighet

    A girl stripped my underwear when i was in swimming pool, i have to swim naked to get them (Hosa fitness center, Wudaokou) :S

  • Kristian Svoren

    i was raped by 5 chinese girls, then they even started fighting each other, just because of me, that was a really crazy crime.

  • Cara Song
    Cara Song wrote:

    Met a French man,fall in love with him!!!!~~~

  • Malin Aaker
    Malin Aaker wrote:

    I guess among many stupid things, this one was probably the craziest one:

  • Monica Jakobsen
    haha saibo i luv it, well what does it say on the back???
  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

    ...

    I am more interested to see a clearer photo of the girl in the middle ...

     

  • Malin Aaker
    Malin Aaker wrote:

    Same thing!

  • Undermoonlight

    Met a country girl in the workplace, and was somehow misunderstood for flirtation...So, here's the precaution for guys who haven't encountered that kind of embarrassing situation...Be careful--rigidity won't look so bad in Beijing, while trying to make conversation interesting can be "dangerous"...

  • Monica Jakobsen
    lol on the back you should write" im just kidding" lol
  • Webslave
    Webslave wrote:

    我想找个中国男朋友

    or

    我个女
    想中朋
    找国友

  • Shane
    Shane wrote:

    Jesus christ, you would probably be sent to jail for that in the united states.....

  • Martin Reppe
  • Ole-Marius
    Ole-Marius wrote:

    1. Running-Taxi (the driver chased us and manage to catch us with help of locals, bringing us to the police - good thing bribing works in China) 

    2. Singing AC/DC parody of "Hokey Pokey" on a stage, tripping on some edge, getting a 8 sting cut, off to the hospital, then back to the bar.

    3. Riding with a friend on superbike from Beijing Zoo to Sanlitun in 10 minutes on a unregistered, illegal motorbike. And we were drunk... 

    4. Had sex on the rooftop in morning daylight, with panorama view of Sanlitun.

    5. Getting the "death message" (50% chance of surviving) of a friend from the doctors, going from one retard hospital to the other in shitty ambulances, uncertain if he would survive the next hour or not. He survived :-)

    6. Dancing on top of the DJ tower on Tun Bar.

    7. Creating WeLiveInBeijing.com 

    8. Posting this list here :P 

  • YOGI
    YOGI wrote:

    damn Ole, Im more or less involved in 5 of your 8 crazy things. 
    And this only after half a year, I guess there is more to come 

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

    ...

    Hahahaha ... Ole, if your excuse for all 8 were because you were drunk (esp no. 7), then I am sure most of us would sympathise ... heehee

  • Kent Løset
    Kent Løset wrote:

    1. Getting beat the shit out off by 5 chinese guys with an iron pole + 3 door guards at MIX for sitting down between MY friend (my roommate's sister) and some random chinese girl. Polite as I am, I said hi to the girl next to me, and the fuckers instantly attacked me even before I managed to shake her hand.

    3. "Accidentally" pissed off a guard at the Kokomo roof, so he ran after me down the stairs, kicking, punching and attacking me from behind while running down the stairs, but somehow I managed to keep myself from falling and lost the guy at the corner by The Village 

    3. Christmas Eve 2008: Warmed up with a bigmac and whiskey-spiked coffee at McDonalds, went to a punkrock show in D22, Met a girl in Bar Blu who took me home to her place and told me to fuck her in the ass. A quote I will never forget is her screaming "That's the christmas I'm talking about!!!" in the middle of it.

    4. KTV Business Meeting. The guy we met lined up 12 hookers for us and went "Pick one!!". Since I'm not into hookers at all, this must've been the most awkward day ever.

    5. Delivering Pizza in 280km/h on Airport Express way on Ted's crazybike

    6. Writing all this crazy stuff in a public forum. Points for honesty and openness anyone?

  • YOGI
    YOGI wrote:

    Kent, atleast I was only more or less involved in 2 of your crazy things.

     

    that means that my list atleast contains 7 crazy things

  • Kent Løset
    Kent Løset wrote:

    Ted: Where's your list?

  • YOGI
    YOGI wrote:

    Kent, Im afraid of the google spider

  • Tonje Dahl
    Tonje Dahl wrote:
    i and my ex ex bf..when we were drunk ..we went to his friend home ..and cut his hair ...when he slept...a really cool but funny haircut...cuz we all hate his curly long hair....his gf found it ...was very angry ...so we planned to give her a new haircut too .
  • Marte Joahansen

    after club hours, found myself in a car with 4 girls.

    i regained consciousness when i overheard sumn.

    like "wo hao jiu meiyou zuo ai".

    it was a rape i willingly indulged in.

     

    speaking chinese to my dad yelling @ the top of my

    voice.

     

    woke up alone in a 5-star hotel only to discover my

    wallet was empty. i was meant to get a return ticket

    for home.

     

    taking a piss in front of a girl who wasn't meant to

    see the mind of my dick.

     

    taking a puff after 13 packs of silent sam.

     

    jumped off a boat in qingdao.

     

    driving with a friend after suicidal alcoholic

    moments.

     

    the fact i posted all these on a public forum.

     

     

     

     

     

     

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