when I was 13,I poured a basin of water from 6flor on a drunk man.
my aunty ordered me do that~for some reason~~
then~~the drunk guy yelled curse for 1~2hours~I was scared~
I slept with a prostitute and she threatened to tell my wife so I murdered her.
Such a crazy day.
Carlos: Sounds like that was a sticky situation! lol..
LOL Ciara, that one is really good
I just hate getting that phone call. It's like my friends think I'm some kind of dead hooker removal service.
got agg-assaulted by a drunk tranny.
lost sth treasurable....
Stole Maggie's treasure.
BTW, no chance any more, it had been stolen....
had sex in the daylight in a park ....
had sex in the daylight in a park
In really unconvincing drag, too. I think one of my balls was hanging out.
The john gave me crabs, too.
danced with the sexy chinese girl with a friend in club and one in front and one in back.and kissing and all kinds of stuff.at the end .u can guess what happened;)
Had Sex witha Khazakh Girl In the Park In Beihang
walk with a guy my friend hole night....
Thank for the security.Beijing is really a safe city.
"Had Sex witha Khazakh Girl In the Park In Beihang"
Yeah...but was she number-four prostitute in whole of Beihang?
Ｓａｔ ｏｎ ａ ｓｑｕａｔ ｔｏｉｌｅｔ ｗｉｔｈ ｍｙ ａｓｓ ｉｎｓｔｅａｄ ｏｆ ｍｙ ｆｅｅｔ． ｓｈｉｅｔ．．．
went to Hou Hai on a public holiday
Got lost in a hutong in middle of the night further than the 6th ring road in a
chinese pimp's car trying to send me to sleep at one of his gfs home...
I add it was after 6 months in china...my chinese was almost inexistant...
Got lost in the snowstorm this fall (halloween I think?), taking a bus the wrong way around fourth ring, almost freezing to death, finally getting home at 7 AM, buying a bottle of jim beam and starting the day :)
Or getting in a fight w/ a asshole guy with a mop
what i am doing .
A girl stripped my underwear when i was in swimming pool, i have to swim naked to get them (Hosa fitness center, Wudaokou) :S
i was raped by 5 chinese girls, then they even started fighting each other, just because of me, that was a really crazy crime.
Met a French man,fall in love with him!!!!~~~
I guess among many stupid things, this one was probably the craziest one:
I am more interested to see a clearer photo of the girl in the middle ...
Met a country girl in the workplace, and was somehow misunderstood for flirtation...So, here's the precaution for guys who haven't encountered that kind of embarrassing situation...Be careful--rigidity won't look so bad in Beijing, while trying to make conversation interesting can be "dangerous"...
Jesus christ, you would probably be sent to jail for that in the united states.....
1. Running-Taxi (the driver chased us and manage to catch us with help of locals, bringing us to the police - good thing bribing works in China)
2. Singing AC/DC parody of "Hokey Pokey" on a stage, tripping on some edge, getting a 8 sting cut, off to the hospital, then back to the bar.
3. Riding with a friend on superbike from Beijing Zoo to Sanlitun in 10 minutes on a unregistered, illegal motorbike. And we were drunk...
4. Had sex on the rooftop in morning daylight, with panorama view of Sanlitun.
5. Getting the "death message" (50% chance of surviving) of a friend from the doctors, going from one retard hospital to the other in shitty ambulances, uncertain if he would survive the next hour or not. He survived :-)
6. Dancing on top of the DJ tower on Tun Bar.
7. Creating WeLiveInBeijing.com
8. Posting this list here :P
damn Ole, Im more or less involved in 5 of your 8 crazy things.
And this only after half a year, I guess there is more to come
Hahahaha ... Ole, if your excuse for all 8 were because you were drunk (esp no. 7), then I am sure most of us would sympathise ... heehee
1. Getting beat the shit out off by 5 chinese guys with an iron pole + 3 door guards at MIX for sitting down between MY friend (my roommate's sister) and some random chinese girl. Polite as I am, I said hi to the girl next to me, and the fuckers instantly attacked me even before I managed to shake her hand.
3. "Accidentally" pissed off a guard at the Kokomo roof, so he ran after me down the stairs, kicking, punching and attacking me from behind while running down the stairs, but somehow I managed to keep myself from falling and lost the guy at the corner by The Village
3. Christmas Eve 2008: Warmed up with a bigmac and whiskey-spiked coffee at McDonalds, went to a punkrock show in D22, Met a girl in Bar Blu who took me home to her place and told me to fuck her in the ass. A quote I will never forget is her screaming "That's the christmas I'm talking about!!!" in the middle of it.
4. KTV Business Meeting. The guy we met lined up 12 hookers for us and went "Pick one!!". Since I'm not into hookers at all, this must've been the most awkward day ever.
5. Delivering Pizza in 280km/h on Airport Express way on Ted's crazybike
6. Writing all this crazy stuff in a public forum. Points for honesty and openness anyone?
Kent, atleast I was only more or less involved in 2 of your crazy things.
that means that my list atleast contains 7 crazy things
Ted: Where's your list?
Kent, Im afraid of the google spider
after club hours, found myself in a car with 4 girls.
i regained consciousness when i overheard sumn.
like "wo hao jiu meiyou zuo ai".
it was a rape i willingly indulged in.
speaking chinese to my dad yelling @ the top of my
woke up alone in a 5-star hotel only to discover my
wallet was empty. i was meant to get a return ticket
taking a piss in front of a girl who wasn't meant to
see the mind of my dick.
taking a puff after 13 packs of silent sam.
jumped off a boat in qingdao.
driving with a friend after suicidal alcoholic
the fact i posted all these on a public forum.