1. We admit that we are powerless over anything outside of our realm because to do so may bring misfortune and shame to your sorry ass anyway.
2. Came to believe that if there is indeed a power greater than ourselves, where the fuck is he/she it? ANd why did it let this earth go to shit?
3. Made a decision not to turn our will and lives over to that motherfucker because he isn't leading by good example.
4. Made a fearless and moral inventory of everyone around us and killed any pricks when necessary.
5. Admitted nothing to anyone because nobody speaks the truth anymore
6. We were entirely ready to remove your defects of character because you need to get your shit together.
7. Humbly asked you to sit down and shut fhe fuck up.
8. Made list of all we have harmed and those who harmed us. and became willing to only make amends where we thought were logical.
9. Make direct amends to ourselves and others except when to do so may deem them 6 feet under or threaten or own existence.
10. Continued to take your inventory and when you are wrong we would slap some sense into you.
11.Sought through any way possible we seem fit for ourselves to improve our contact with life and only asking for knowledge of how not to get caught.
12. Having woken the fuck up as a result of these steps we tried to carry this message to all dickheads and practice only what we think is right for us.