Discussion » Nonsense » Why asians got so heavy pubes?

  • Matt
    Matt wrote:
    how about getting rid of it by shaving? hoho....
  • anita sønsterud

    ask ur mum

  • Minger
    Minger wrote:

    What does this have to do with Asians? Anyone who doesn't trim them will have them...

  • THIS IS A BIG IMAGE

    eHaeHaHAHE!

  • Simen Wangberg

    "thank god that I`m not the one who made the Topic or I would have seen many people interfere by call ne racist or stupid."

    Here's the best part though - you don't have to create a new thread for people to think you're an idiot. You just have to talk.

    Isn't the dude that started this thread an Asian fella himself? What gives, son? Can't you just give us the answer to this question yourself?

    "...this thread resembles some thread, posted by Mr Africa (Are girls more horny in summer or winter)..."

    Yeah, except that thread was just blatantly retarded. This one's only half-retarded - there might actually be an interesting fact or idea behind the whole "Asian pubic hair" phenomenon.

    Whereas "DURRR ARE GIRLS MORE HOARNY IN DA SUMMER" is obviously stupid. Who the fuck is even going to answer that question? What kind of results do you really expect when you start a thread like that?

    Fuck this, I hate everything. Moving to the appropriate thread.

  • A豆腐
    A豆腐 wrote:

    仅在日本A片,他们喜欢真毛片 :D

  • Simen Wangberg

    "blahblahblah a bunch of poorly-typed, inane nonsense"

    Right, well, apparently they DO exist, since you keep replying.

    But I visit every category. I AM EVERYWHERE AND NOWHERE. I AM INTERNET OMNIPOTENCE EMBODIED. Heh I don't even know what that means.

    You're right, I guess I could just stop checking out the "Nonsense" category, since that's apparently where illiterate morons congregate. I'm glad you've discovered that you can say anything you want on the Internet. Here, have a damn cookie.

    Please, continue to feed the troll. I have to have something to do while I'm at work during the week.

    Cheers! :-D

  • A豆腐
    A豆腐 wrote:

     

  • jonny fagerli
    jonny fagerli wrote:

    wow! people do go great lengths to make a point!! nice

  • Kodi
    Kodi wrote:

    How about finding girls or boys who trim his/her pubes, so you do not have to deal with it.... 

    Date California girls and I promise you will not find a pube in sight....

  • Minger
    Minger wrote:

    *moves to california*

    Btw Adolfo, I really like your troll artwork. Where did you find those things?

  • Kodi
    Kodi wrote:

    haha I actually would like to hear an explanation from a girl with a little V Hawk. 

     

    Whats the big deal with having a problem with muffs anyway?  I cannot understand what would make a man like a snatch that looks like a little girl's.  I definately think our porn industry in the west has something to do with this.

  • Minger
    Minger wrote:

    Hmm... Kodi, do you like hairy underarms too?

    Body hair is a masculine phenomenon... It is related to testosterone, is it not? The less hair a girl has, the more feminine she is, and thus the more attractive, no?

    Unfortunately, testosterone is also what makes people horny, girls included. Girls with low testosterone also have low sex drive, so girls who have naturally little hair are also not that interested in banging us. Luckily, shaving!

     

    Obviously, I just made up all the science here, but it sounds good to me.

  • Kodi
    Kodi wrote:

    haha well as I have stated in previous discussuions on this topic... I have actually taught myself to ingnore my initial reaction to body hair that I learned in the west because it is obviously a learned preference in the first place and actually has nothing to do with gender.  Women are on average less hairy than men and that is a natural phenominon that occurs in nature in regard to contemporary homosapiens. So whatever the stupid pop culture teaches us is accepted is just colonizing our fucking minds with bullshit. 

    I am just preferring to try to have control over the little things that I can because I think about all the stupid shit I cannot do anything about and that is why I choose to rebel against requiring women to shave in order to meet a standard that someone else madeup and fooled a bunch of other people to adhere to.  To me... they can do what they want.  A sexy woman will be sexy to me weather she has pubic hair or not.  Its nature....

  • Simen Wangberg

    Interesting theory, Ming. I don't know enough about the science component to discount it.

    "Whats the big deal with having a problem with muffs anyway?"

    Hair in mouth. I don't think I have to say anything else. And after experiencing the wrath of bristly Asian pubic hair, I can also add "hair in eye". No offense ladies, but those things are sharp and pointy. Like little vagina-swords. Can anyone else back me up on this? It's painful.

  • Rebecca Arnesen

    I like an nice tuft on which i can rest my weary face.

  • Kodi
    Kodi wrote:

    @Mike: Do you shave your pubes Mike?  When a girl blows you she does not get any hair in mouth right?

    I am familiar with trimming, but are there many guys who shave their pubes?

    You can move that little V hawk and do your licking in the center man.....  that way you do not get any pubes in the mouth...and you get a better handle on your lunch....

     

     

     

  • Simen Wangberg

    "Hilarious. Only non-Asian men are replying to this thread. Thought it was a question to Asians to reply."

    I KNOW. C'mon, people! I know you're not all that shy. Whatever, this was destined to fail from the beginning. I'll just ask one of my Chinese friends in person or something.

    "Do you shave your pubes Mike?  When a girl blows you she does not get any hair in mouth right?

    I am familiar with trimming, but are there many guys who shave their pubes?"

    Trim that junk for life. I do it, my girlfriend does it and I think it's probably the best option for most people. It's a happy medium between Full Bush of Doom and looking like a pre-pubescent child.

    On a semi-related note, "hirsute" is a funny word.

     

  • Joakim Berg Solum

    I guess I'm a fake Asian too but I'll say that I agree 100% with Mike. A shaved girl is just so much nicer than a girl with a full on hairy bush. I really find no enjoyment in getting little 6cm hairs stuck in my teeth and throat whenever we start to play around. Fortunately I've been pretty good at convincing my girlfriends to either shave or to let me shave them.

    And there is no double standard. I shave as well, at least weekly and usually I try to shave even more than that... I don't quite like the stubble down there. I tend to believe that women also prefer the feeling of smooth or stubbly skin vs a giant waft of smelly hair... pheromones be damned.

    If I'm eating a chicken wing or a piece of pork skin, I certainly prefer that the hair has been removed properly... so why shouldn't I prefer the same when I dive in to dine on some meat curtains?

  • Simen Stensvoll

    some people like pubes

    some people don't

    shave or not,that's not ur choice if the pubes not belong to u

  • Simen Wangberg

    all yr pubes are belong to me

    sorry, just had to throw that out there

  • A豆腐
    A豆腐 wrote:

    莫明 using a free boat to sail in the river, avoiding crabs. a good place is blogspot.

    and about Unfortunately, testosterone is also what makes people horny, girls included. Girls with low testosterone also have low sex drive, so girls who have naturally little hair are also not that interested in banging us. Luckily, shaving!

    i would like add hight testorone in woman also can result clitoris XL, very easy to find them, but very disgusting to lick them buaghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh puaj puaj

     

    I think that in China is more the style 白虎 and 青龙,
    in Japan maybe more the rabbit style (in hair and in action in their A片),

  • Minger
    Minger wrote:

    @Mike, Hah!

    @Adolfo, as usual I do not quite understand what you wrote, but I found it entertaining.

  • Børge Notkevich

    I have to say, it's pretty scary for me in the gym change rooms, sometimes I really can't help starring! There's a lot of pretty girls, and lots of hot bodies in the change rooms, but it's the one part that always gets my attention and makes me want to get out of there asap!

  • Simen Wangberg

    Adolfo uses some kind of magical syntax that simultaneously befuddles and amuses. I've never seen anything quite like it, actually. Keep up the good work, kid.

    "And there is no double standard. I shave as well, at least weekly and usually I try to shave even more than that... I don't quite like the stubble down there."

    You are clearly more man than I. I tried that once and walked away bloody and chafing. This thread is getting so real right now.

    Anyway, ever since then, I haven't tried to persuade any gals who've refused to shave;  if it's even half as much of a hassle for them as it is for me, then fuck it, I don't blame them. Trimming is good enough. A couple of the Chinese gals I've discussed this with have actually said that a bald didi is unattractive anyway. Hmmm.

  • A豆腐
    A豆腐 wrote:

    莫明 , Mike: after 10 months in Beijing without have contact with spanish speakers, also when I try to talk in my native language with my family or spanish friends, now they also say: you sounds weird, odd.
    so, i´m fucked
    I speak Adolfo话 (A豆腐话)。that is, spanish grammar using english words with a light touch of chinese.

     

    going back to the topic

    Time ago i went  to sauna place with my chinese friends. (sauna is this case is not an euphemism, was a clean place where families go with the kids, no a hookers place)
    From my little experience watching chinese male pubis (was nice cultural exchange, they looked at my hair in chest and legs, and I look at their pubis... )


    Me, the naked anthropologist observed:


    hairless kids
    shaved young men (this sounds like a song of Village people o_O)
    forestry adult men
    white  hair old men (well, better say black hair in head, white hair in pubis)

    conclusion
    , similar proportion that i have observed in Spain.

    (time to extrapolate) no married men take care of their body, still they need that their body looks nice, married men are lazy to shave their pubis, they don´t need that their body looks nice, because they are in the happy married sexual life, so they do not use, now 小弟弟 has comfortable ambient to sleep .


    theory: Usually in men, growth of hair in pubis is in correlation with growth of belly. probably Cause MARRIED!!!!!.
    Don´t marry or your will have a hairy pubis and fat belly.

     

     

  • Jacopo DR
    Jacopo DR wrote:

    hey hey!

    I was hairy before getting married (friends who went with me to seaside summer camps call me Sasquatch for a reason), and still have no fat belly after 7 years of marriage.

    oh... wait... I'm not asian ;)

    (yeah yeah, bring it on with the racist trollin'!)

  • 哎呀
    哎呀 wrote:

    This is just a personal aesthetic sensibility.

    And it's very simple to solve the problem. Ask your partner to shave it if you don't like or ask him/her to keep it if you like.

    You need to communicate with your sex partners not users of this forum (If they are not the same people). They are your targeted audience.

  • Minger
    Minger wrote:

    You need to communicate with your sex partners not users of this forum (If they are not the same people). They are your targeted audience.

    Solution: Have sex with people from this forum!

  • Joakim Berg Solum

    Basically, if you are a woman, you should have sex with me. I'm totally shaved, and if you prefer hair down there, I'm not above sticking a fake beard around my manhood.

  • Kodi
    Kodi wrote:

    @Mike:

    "I KNOW. C'mon, people! I know you're not all that shy. Whatever, this was destined to fail from the beginning. I'll just ask one of my Chinese friends in person or something.

    "Do you shave your pubes Mike?  When a girl blows you she does not get any hair in mouth right?

    I am familiar with trimming, but are there many guys who shave their pubes?"

    Trim that junk for life. I do it, my girlfriend does it and I think it's probably the best option for most people. It's a happy medium between Full Bush of Doom and looking like a pre-pubescent child.

    On a semi-related note, "hirsute" is a funny word." 

     I agree with this......  Trimming is different from shaving.  I trim and condone trimming for obvious reasons.  I thought you guys were talking about shaving clean.

     

     

  • 柯威
    柯威 wrote:
    jesus christ
  • Kodi
    Kodi wrote:

    @ Victoria....  You are right, but poeple do have their preferences and they chose to state them here.  Pube hair is not something that is an Asian phenominon.  It is everywhere.  So someone saying they do not like pubes is kind of like saying they do not like to date fat women/or men.  You can shave a snatch and you can work out to loose fat...

     

    I have argued that those guys are brainwashed by media because just 20 years ago in the US and practically everywhere pubes where the in thing!  HAHA 

    I am nuetral on the issue.... I let people do what they feel is good for them as long as it does not hurt anyone...

  • Simen Stensvoll
  • A豆腐
    A豆腐 wrote:

    @ Victoria,

    sorry V. another troll created a thread about dicks size time ago.
    and also exists other about boobs, and now about pubis, still we don´t have a thread about the ass size, why western have big ass or why asian have small 屁股 or something like this

    btw the thread about how justify cultural diferences using conpects (like hygiene or clean), is in the thread about foreskins and circumcision. I think  in this thread nobody is trying to do campaign about shaved pubis or have mane pubis

  • Peter S 李贝勒

    i notice the hair on the breast. eheh all of them have, at least a little bite... and about downstair;-) when they don t shave, i ask them to do and explain that they will have more pleasure during the oral sex. Oh and same for men, when u shave u have more pleasure.

    have a funny evening and take care of the shaver, don t hurt urself...

    eheh

     

     

  • Petter Meisfjordskar
    Amazing why people believe they should affect other peoples culture. I always tell my friends to learn society. When i go to a new place, i never complain about what i find there. It is modest for an Asian lady to tell us that it is part of the culture so we can understand, because different cultures have different beliefs. What i heard first was that it is associated with prostitution if one slashes that hair, and the Asian men would look down up on her. Now the west wants to show how bad this is. Let us learn to appreciate others culture. I am sure there are some that like it, even though you do not like it. You simply have to tell your Asian girl to get a lawn mower. Biologically, they help in the change of temperature and help keep the area warm, that is the under hair. The arm pit hair helps with perspiration. For the men, you will notice that when you slush it a lot from under ground, the production of your sperms is affected and you will not have a much as when you have the pubic hair. That temperature helps moderate the production of sperms, and that is why the balls are out because they function well with a temperature that is well modulated. All in all, there is nothing wrong in having the hair. Just buy a lawn mower, and when she is asleep, start slushing it off, but get ready for a kick.
  • Petter Meisfjordskar
    When i open this thread, it is sort of covered by a long box with words i do not understand. Is it happening to you all, and is it a new style to add spice to the website?
  • Peter S 李贝勒

    ok, cool...

    + or less sperm is it important? and personnaly these days it s so hot in beijing that i guess i always produce the same quantity of sperm? maybe more? eheh

    and about the culture things, i don t think that in western countries we shaved one century ago, but things change, and more and more people are doing it. Cultures are evolving and are always in movement. I primary have nothing against 'maomao', but now i used to shave and have partner who do too. I  just feel it s more clean, and i definitly have more pleasure in bed and my partner too.

    it s just a real and true observation.

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

    ...

    ... found three great white this morning :)

  • Petter Meisfjordskar
    @叮噹叔叔 Doing what? Lawn mowing? @Pierre B Stone... Like i said, it all depends on who likes it oh not. I am sure they bathe anyway. Do you know how romantic some feel when such spots are caressed? Do you know that the down pubic hair keeps the sensitivity of the skin there? When it is slashed always, the skin becomes had and it is never sensitive. If there is anything you do down there, do you know how romantic it feels when you get your hands to push it aside so you can do what you want? hehehehheheee, do not make me go to the extremes man. Anyway, it is not that i like it either, but it is that we need to learn to cope with other people's culture. A culture and tradition that changes is not culture. My only prayer is that some Asian lady or man should tell us, other wise, we are all talking with great ignorance without knowing about how important it is to them.
  • Simen Wangberg

    Son of a bitch. This thread made sense earlier today. COOL...tl;dr, man. Try using the Enter key sometimes.

    Like this.

  • Petter Meisfjordskar
    What do you mean Like This?
  • Petter Meisfjordskar
    I just do not enjoy entering anywhere all the time.
  • Peter S 李贝勒

    @ cool

    ahah! excellent, i just imagine the romantic scene that u describe... did u see it in an 80's porn? dirty guy... eheheeh not for me, thank u.

    one point! i m really disagree with u is " A culture and tradition that changes is not culture". The tradition is one part of a culture, but the culture is moving everyday, we build it yesterday, today and tomorrow. Culture is changing, evolving, developing.

  • Simen Wangberg

    Dammit.

  • Petter Meisfjordskar
    @ Above, Do you want to tell me your taste should be everyone's taste? They have their taste and your's too. As for being dirty, well i am not at all because i do not need to call you to see that i bathe. That hair is part of our body and it is cleaned anyway unless a person does not bathe. Having it does not mean being dirty at all.
  • Simen Wangberg

    lolwutz

  • Pete DeMola
  • Simen Wangberg

    Hahaha. Yeah, I was gonna do that, but I'm too lazy to Google Image Search. Oops.

  • Simen Wangberg

    Relax, Iris. If you cared to read the thread at all, you would see that I don't have a problem with women that don't completely shave. I haven't even commented on this thread in awhile except to say how stupid it's become.

    Also, not all foreigners are "hairy like animals". Just ask Jon Gu. Hehee

    I'm in China? Really? No shit, I didn't even realize that until you pointed it out to me. Thanks for the info.

  • Minger
    Minger wrote:

    我最新的口号: 你们这么说就是因为你不够了解中国的特殊情况。link

  • Simen Wangberg

    "You simply don't understand China's unique national conditions."

    Haha. Love it.

  • Minger
    Minger wrote:

    Iris,不好意思,很少有人看得清我的立场。

  • Minger
    Minger wrote:

    am sure someone's racist meter is brob. peeping right now.....relax! this is just my mind working!

    On behalf of anyone with a working memory, ROFLMAO

    Sorry but I couldn't find Pete's hate-fucking thread.

  • Klisklass Kjærlighet

    I accept having pubs or not is once personal choice or whatever, but come on you should know its so hot and though u take shower 3 times a day, u will sweat once u step outside unless u carry a portable air-conditioner with you :P  and deodorant doesn’t help, moreover its hard to find deodorants in Beijing, so I can assume some people are not aware of it. Moreover people wear less cloth and can easily reveal their armpits, when people go out they like to be neat than they are at home, having a shaved armpit is neat, at least when its summer, as u revel them. I’m not asking anyone to shave, just understand it’s just a personal hygiene by shaving them off.

     

     

     

  • Petter Meisfjordskar

    @Deepauk

     

    Point noted. Now what remains is our dear Guanzhou factories to start making those small air conditioners that can be tied to some part near the armpits and the girdle or near the pubic part. Wooow.

  • Klisklass Kjærlighet

    haha...that will be a good invention to get some air over there in this hot weather :D

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    I've heard that the reason a lot of Chinese girls don't shave (or trim) is because the practice is associated with prostitution. Men probably don't do it because hair down there is considered masculine, I guess.

    I think everyone ought to just trim with an electric razor if they plan on having anyone's face between their legs. It's just polite, like taking a shower before you start jamming parts of yourself into another person's orifices. It's not as bothersome or irritating as shaving. It's not just an aesthetic issue, either. If I don't keep up with my manscaping, girls start complaining that they're sore after just twenty minutes or so of moderate banging, because my pubes are too coarse.

     

    @Victoria Fails,

    You neglected to explain how having a wool sweater between one's legs is going to keep testicular temperatures lower.

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    @Victoria,

    Let's assume for a moment that I'm stupid enough to entrust the maintenance of my swimsuit area to a female Josef Mengele with a dubious understanding of proper ventilation of crotches. Such an experiment would involve me having unprotected intercourse in order to impregnate a member or members of the opposite sex.

    Do you want to risk the possibility of having a litter of little Dandos running about? Because I don't. No one in this community wants that. Nor would most of the human race, I'll wager. Just  having one of me treading upon this planet can scarcely be tolerated by nature.

    Your research methods are deeply unethical. If you write a grant proposal for this shit, you should be tried at an international court for crimes against humanity.

  • Petter Meisfjordskar
    I am watching the clip now, while taking a Guinness.
  • Petter Meisfjordskar

    I am still watching.

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    @Victoria,

    "you think too much"

    I earnestly prefer the grass on this side of the thought deficit.

    "WLIB is your hobby"

    No. Really? My byline may only be on two shitty advice columns, but suffice to say that yes, indeed, I have a vested interest in this community and the quality of its forums. Which is why I don't take kindly to people shitting it up with hair-trigger accusations of racism in every thread, particularly when they aren't well-acquainted with the meaning of the term.

    #1: My prolific cannabis habit would make that a difficult variable to isolate.

    #2: Hasn't anyone ever told you it's a bit gauche to lol at your own "jokes"? 囧rz

    #3: I won't miss that, as I'm not particularly fond of VD. What I'm truly disappointed about is that you won't be personally testing mine own seed for pH, surface tension, viscousity, specific gravity, fragrance, density, aroma, hallucinogenic properties, and moxie. Its secrets will be lost to history.

  • Petter Meisfjordskar
    I am still watching.
  • Petter Meisfjordskar

    It is time you learnt how good that hair is.

  • Minger
    Minger wrote:

    Mitnkulu,我不太懂你要表达啥……是不是和我一样瞎打?

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    @Victoria Fails:

    Just as I thought: "HERPA DERP DERP"

    Actually, WLIB did recruit me to write the Chinese Chick & White Guy column. But I think it was an affirmative action choice rather than one based on my apparent merits.

    Anyway, I've only written two articles. Why? Because I always use up all my best lines on idiots in the forums.

    ಠ_ಠ

  • Fazio
    Fazio wrote:

    The beginning,Its a question about cultural or religion.

    After blablablabla...

    Now,Its become some shit about Fucking and sucking...

  • Jacopo DR
    Jacopo DR wrote:

    I'm pretty sure it was about fucking and sucking since the beginning. As far as I know no major religion has indications about pubes

  • Fazio
    Fazio wrote:

    Ok....what ever...

     

  • Da Fan
    Da Fan wrote:

    我的个人对此问题的审美标准是:干净的腋下,整齐且不过于浓密的私处。

    但是,关键的问题是,这永远只是我的“个人审美标准”,而从来也不是什么普适的标准,甚至什么个人卫生的准则。

    如果有一天,我开始拿这个纯个人的喜好当成什么“标准”去评判他人,特别是评判女生,特别是评判女生的个人卫生状况甚至审美眼光,我真得想让我自己去死。或者,如果我不死,我也不愿意生孩子,因为我不想我的孩子他爸是个没有半点儿智商,没有半点儿尊重他人的观念的傻逼。

    完毕

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